>>2092755guess the jig is up. New Zealand and Australia are actually the same country. There, I said it. We pretend to be different nations to confuse the Emus. They find it hard to differentiate between red and white stars on a blue background. The Emus won't attack for fear of killing non-Australians. So; as long as the Emus think there is a country called New Zealand, they will not attack. Don't fucking tell the birds this.
