This is my ruspig sticker. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My ruspig sticker is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My ruspig sticker, without me, is useless. Without my ruspig sticker, I am useless.
I must place my ruspig sticker true. I must stick it where it will humiliate the Russians who must be stopped.

I must stop them before they harm us. I will...

My ruspig sticker and I know that what counts in this war is not the number of stickers we place, the attention they draw, nor the laughter they cause. We know that it is the humiliation that counts. We will humiliate...

My ruspig sticker is a symbol, just like my life. Thus, I will use it as a brother. I will learn its power, its meaning, its impact, its placement, and its visibility. I will keep my ruspig sticker ready, even as I am ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My ruspig sticker and I are the defenders of Ukraine. We are the masters of the Russian invaders. We are the saviors of our homeland.

So be it, until victory is Ukraine's and the Russians are defeated, and there destroyed. Amen.