>>2097347To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand fidget spinners. The way they spin is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the things you can do with it will go over a typical owner's head. There's also their nihilistic outlook on life, which is deftly woven into their very existence - their design draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the spinner's abilities, to realize that they're not just a cool toy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike fidget spinners truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the fidget spinner's existencial catchphrase "WHSSHHHHHH", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Catherine Hettinger's genius unfolds itself right in their hand. What fools... how I pity them.
