Help! Every full moon I's turn into a black man! My dick gets bigger, I start smoking blunts like cigarettes, I listen to rap, my skin turns from porcelain to the darkest shade of black and my lips grow twice the size and my hair kinks right up I look in the mirror and I don't recognize myself I have this craving for watermelon, grape soda and KFC, I break into the farmers yard, I steal all his chickens and fry them and stick, them into a big ol bucket, I crave grape foot soda like a vampire, I tried to empty the packets of grape fruit mix into the town water well, I have an infinite thrist for it!

What kind of a curse is this!!!!