There is this deep river at a shopping district with a bridge above it. I've been thinking of bringing some very heavy kettlebells to the bridge, tying them to my ankles with a rope, slicing both of my wrists open and kicking the kettlebells off the bridge so I fall and drown in the river. What are the odds of someone calling the police or something if they catch me doing this? Would they send me to a psych ward if I tried this?