>>21000872>go dig trenches in exchange for a lot of moneyAnd get blown up by drone.
>u meet qt ladies in kursk that think ur an SVO hero or somethingMost of the young ladies probably flee already, just in case.
>ukrainians kidnap u, ask stupid questions that u cannot possibly answer, U LIKE PUTIN HUH U DONT LIKE NAZIS HUH and force u to kneel in front of the portrait of zelensky, they also feed u with pig lard and coca cola so u go up in weightBe glad if they won't torture you.
>they release u after they reach the conclusion that ur just a pleb digging trenches that hasnt held a gun in his lifeAfter realising that you wouldn't be good POW/hostage for exchange they will just slit your throat.
>u return to moscow and make up a story how u survived through the most inhumane kidnapping ever and become a local celebrity for ZcrowdAs you would ever come back...
