story time about when i discovered the power of hacking your face
>be me
>be tall and plain-handsome
>medium regular guy, success with girls, get told I look like the "default videogame guy" all the time, you get the picture
>get hired at a maid cafe as a butler
>summer job, whatever, sounds fun
>they tell me we wear makeup
>have reservations but they say it's just like stage makeup, you're in character
>o-ok.jfif
>learn how to do makeup
>foundation, SUBTLE eyeliner (outer corners)
>go out and talk to clients
>holy fucking shit
>everyone stares at me
>like, mouths open, gawping
>oh fuck i hope i don't look retarded here goes
>smile and chat with girls
>they're visibly unsteady and blushing
>slowly realize from their body language what's going on
>they start asking if they can touch me, if my "fangs" are real
>they mean my normal fuckin canines? uh
>character takes over
>smirk and ask them if they want to find out
>they look smitten
>almost see their pupils turn into hearts
>one of them leaves immediately to go to the restroom
>the other asks haltingly if she can put her fingers in my mouth
>wtf, chicks are weird
>...
>chat with normal, straight-looking guys
>they seem confused by me
>they're acting like their vision is blurry, they can't focus on the conversation
>they're all smiling at me a lot more than normal
>one of them randomly comments:
>"i know this is going to sound weird, but you're like, really cute, haha"
>"i would never say that hahaha don't tell anybody"
>what the fuck
>beam at him, thank him for the compliment, with a small bow
>wtf is going on
This job taught me the power of eyeliner. It's an unbelievably simple and effective hack on the human visual cortex. You put eyeliner on some shit, humans start liking it. Period. Game over.
What you do with this knowledge is up to you, I guess. But I never really thought about it before then. It really does work like magic. Bizarre. Haven't done it since but I've thought about it desu
