>>21035909Here are the cheat codes to life:
1. Your wife CAN NOT be knocked out during delivery. Minimize or eliminate use of anaesthetic. Without the pain of childbirth, women are inacapable of recognizing the child as their own. It is some sort of instinct. If they are knocked out and get a baby dropped on their lap on waking up they isntinctively do not see the child as theirs and will not love him. DO NOT artificially induce labor. This causes extreme contractions which will require anaesthetic. Hospitals do this because they are impatient and want to get you in and out as soon as possible. Avoid hospital delivery altogether.
2. Do not circumcize your child. This causes irreparable lifelong emotional trauma.
3. Do not vaccinate your children. These diseases being vacvinated for are all eithet minor or eradicated in the first world. Vaccines weaken their immune system to common diseases and cause autoimmune disorders like allergies to develop. Vaccines cause infant mortality to INCREASE not decrease according to long term studies.
4. Children must be breastfed on demand. Never formula fed. Your children will be fucking twice the size of other kids their age, unironically and without exaggeration. Formula fed babies have stunted growth due to not receiving the growth hormones they need from their mothers and also have weak immune systems.
