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Critique my new generic POF message that I send to chicks, and offer advice for revision:
“Hey there Foxy Lady! I’m only in-town until the end of the month, but you seem pretty rad and I was wondering if you’d be down to grab a coffee and then cause some hijinks along the water-front. I’ll be a gentleman and attach a picture of my anatomy, so you can preview the merchandise ;) We’re both adults, so I was hoping we could dispense with the formalities, and cut straight to the love-making. If you’re as sassy as your pictures project, I’m really looking forward to meeting you!
~Eco”
https://thebarchive.com/data/bant/image/1503/93/1503938715334.jpg
Disclaimer: I realize this probably won't get me laid, and most chicks will tell me to 'fuck off', but I'm just bein' real...
“Hey there Foxy Lady! I’m only in-town until the end of the month, but you seem pretty rad and I was wondering if you’d be down to grab a coffee and then cause some hijinks along the water-front. I’ll be a gentleman and attach a picture of my anatomy, so you can preview the merchandise ;) We’re both adults, so I was hoping we could dispense with the formalities, and cut straight to the love-making. If you’re as sassy as your pictures project, I’m really looking forward to meeting you!
~Eco”
https://thebarchive.com/data/bant/image/1503/93/1503938715334.jpg
Disclaimer: I realize this probably won't get me laid, and most chicks will tell me to 'fuck off', but I'm just bein' real...
