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Anonymous ID:wg82cK9Z Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:47:51 No.21050823 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21051025 >>21052034

Prime Eris edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Previous
>>21048595

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Anonymous ID:UM3WniNM Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:49:18 No.21050826 Report

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Eris and her anime is honestly terrible.

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:49:51 No.21050827 Report

Quoted By: >>21050831 >>21051756

Are we going to talk about CHINA? And how cheap it is relative to the US?

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Anonymous ID:ru5T2qTn Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:55:43 No.21050831 Report

Quoted By: >>21050836

>>21050827
It's cheap for a reason

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:57:53 No.21050836 Report

Quoted By: >>21050851

>>21050831
And what reason that might me?

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 09:59:34 No.21050838 Report

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Gayest Jackson Hole ever

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Anonymous ID:Vicfzyg0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:00:33 No.21050839 Report

Quoted By: >>21050840 >>21051204 >>21051282

>JACK HOLE SON
>JACK HOLE SON

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:01:46 No.21050840 Report

Quoted By: >>21051204

>>21050839
WON'T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pHH9mCu Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:17:37 No.21050851 Report

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>>21050836
Western capitalist pig propaganda.

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Anonymous ID:Vicfzyg0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:37:58 No.21050876 Report

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It's over for the economy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jAY2VZZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:44:08 No.21050881 Report

Quoted By: >>21050885

News status?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 10:46:08 No.21050885 Report

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>>21050881
No news.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpKNJ7P9 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:19:07 No.21050924 Report

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From: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <[email protected]>
To: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc. Financial Irregularities and Potential Tax Evasion
Date: [DATE]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

CONFIDENTIAL – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE

Agent XXXXXXX,

Following our preliminary review of XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc. (NYSE: XXXXXXX), I must bring to your immediate attention several alarming findings that necessitate prompt action. As you are aware, XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc., a major player in the XXXXXXX industry, has been under scrutiny for their financial practices, but our latest discoveries reveal deeper issues than initially anticipated.

Key Findings:

1. Discrepancies in Revenue Reporting:
- Our forensic accounting team has uncovered discrepancies in revenue recognition amounting to over $XXXXXXX million for the past two fiscal quarters. These discrepancies appear to be deliberate, involving the misclassification of revenue streams and the manipulation of deferred revenue accounts to artificially inflate earnings.
- Internal communications between XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Chief Financial Officer, and XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Head of Financial Planning, indicate a coordinated effort to conceal these practices from auditors and investors.

2. Potential Tax Evasion:
- There is evidence suggesting that XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc. may have engaged in aggressive tax avoidance strategies, bordering on evasion. Specifically, the company has allegedly utilized offshore accounts in XXXXXXX to underreport taxable income in the United States.
- Documentation provided by a whistleblower within the company shows that these practices were endorsed by senior management, including XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Chief Executive Officer, and XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Director of Tax Compliance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpKNJ7P9 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:19:32 No.21050927 Report

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3. Insider Trading Concerns:
- Concurrently, we have identified suspicious trading patterns by several high-ranking executives prior to the release of quarterly earnings reports. These trades were executed by XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Chief Operations Officer, and XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Executive Vice President, shortly before the company announced earnings that were later adjusted due to “accounting errors.”

4. Regulatory Non-Compliance:
- Our investigation also reveals that XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc. has repeatedly failed to comply with SEC reporting requirements. They have consistently delayed the filing of key documents, such as 10-K and 10-Q reports, and have provided incomplete disclosures regarding executive compensation and related party transactions.

Immediate Actions Required:

Given the severity of these findings, I recommend the following immediate steps:

- Tax Investigation: Initiate a full-scale tax audit of XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc. for the past five fiscal years, focusing on the use of offshore entities and transfer pricing practices.
- Coordination with DOJ: Liaise with the Department of Justice to explore potential charges of tax evasion, securities fraud, and insider trading against key executives.
- Freeze Assets: Consider a temporary freeze on assets related to the implicated individuals, pending further investigation.
- Subpoena Issuance: Issue subpoenas for all internal communications, financial records, and personal accounts of the executives involved.

This situation is critical and may have significant implications for the financial markets. I advise that we proceed with utmost caution and confidentiality to avoid any premature disclosure that could result in market disruption or legal challenges.

Please confirm receipt of this memo and advise on your availability for a joint task force meeting with the IRS and DOJ early next week to coordinate our next steps.

Best regards,

XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
Lead Auditor
Securities and Exchange Commission

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:21:45 No.21050938 Report

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Another day getting shitty sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpKNJ7P9 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:22:14 No.21050939 Report

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From: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <[email protected]>
To: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <[email protected]>
CC: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <XXXXXXX@legal.xxxxxxx.com>; XXXXXXX XXXXXXX <XXXXXXX@audit.xxxxxxx.com>
Subject: Critical Alert: Evidence of Financial Fraud – Immediate Action Required
Date: [DATE]
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CONFIDENTIAL – INTERNAL USE ONLY

Team,

During our ongoing forensic audit of XXXXXXX XXXXXXX Inc.'s financial operations, we have uncovered substantial evidence of fraudulent activities involving investor funds. The findings are detailed below, with references to the specific files, databases, and documents where the discrepancies were identified.

### 1. **Unapproved Fund Transfers Detected in ERP System (TransactionLog_2024Q1.sql):**
- A deep dive into the transaction logs from our ERP system (see `TransactionLog_2024Q1.sql`) reveals multiple unauthorized transfers from the main Investment Pool Account (Account ID: `INVPOOL001`) to an offshore account listed under `ShellCorp Ltd.` (Account ID: `SHLCORP009`). These transfers, totaling $XXXXX, were executed on [DATE] by user ID `XXXXXXX` (belonging to XXXXXXX XXXXXXX, Head of Financial Operations).
- Cross-referencing these transactions with the ApprovalLog database (`ApprovalLog_2024Q1.db`) shows no corresponding approval records, indicating these transfers bypassed the standard approval workflow.

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Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:27:28 No.21050949 Report

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This market is currently held up by literal air.
So many assholes got margin called during the nuke a few weeks back but they doubled down on their bets and think they're going to get away with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:31:46 No.21050957 Report

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>India increased its gold reserves by a whopping 30% in the last year

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TsltObi Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:32:47 No.21050959 Report

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Claudia SAHM is learning not to think. Sahm is learning that her nerd brain is useless. Sahm is learning...well, she's having a hard time learning these days. I've broken her down to a toddler level. She's bound and tied, and we're playing a little game called, "fist goes in, fist comes out, fist goes in". Sahm twitches, squeals, and groans like a well trained brothel mistress. Her economist days are over, this is her new fuck meat life

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Anonymous ID:T3YBsfwU Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:37:16 No.21050966 Report

Quoted By: >>21050987

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:44:49 No.21050981 Report

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>futures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:46:34 No.21050985 Report

Quoted By: >>21050989 >>21050994 >>21051302

can someone explain the "no news" meme i don't get what that's supposed to mean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HH9yf871 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:48:02 No.21050987 Report

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>>21050966
oh sweety ur just not part of the super user group

https://archive.is/2cX4d

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:48:40 No.21050989 Report

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>>21050985
>He can’t find it either

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:50:59 No.21050993 Report

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>futures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TsltObi Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:51:05 No.21050994 Report

Quoted By: >>21050996

>>21050985
There's a particular poster who shows up exactly when the market is going red, then has a whiny rant over what he thinks the market should be doing. Expect to see lots of question marks and complaints about coinbase and the lack of news?????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:52:06 No.21050996 Report

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>>21050994
>gamble
>massive 0tde trades means daily swings are just a 50/50 chance
>"FUCK why the FUCK are we dumping fuck fuck fuck THERE IS NO NEWS!"
pretty much

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Anonymous ID:z/1mDLwt Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:55:05 No.21051001 Report

Quoted By: >>21051006 >>21051183 >>21051187

>BTI
Zoomers are saving tobacco stocks
I thought they only smoke weed or vape

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:57:01 No.21051004 Report

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my ta was solid
after waiting 50 minutes over new support
i bought
market makers immediately dumped the entire market
start doubting myself
wake up
we're back over the support
i wasn't wrong
it was a market wide dump because of the job data lie being exposed
my ta was fine
fuck these hedge funds making me doubt myself
thanks for reading my blog

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:57:03 No.21051005 Report

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Feels like Friday

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 11:58:07 No.21051006 Report

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>>21051001
Zoomers smoke in despair.

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Anonymous ID:jICz/0kg Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:04:38 No.21051019 Report

Quoted By: >>21051031 >>21051186

The INTCel fears the monke
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/despite-intel-patch-black-myth-wukong-devs-warn-about-core-13th-and-14th-gen-cpu-crashing-studio-provides-a-few-workarounds-to-avoid-crashing-issue

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Anonymous ID:+z9Aamhl Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:07:11 No.21051025 Report

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>>21050823
So Powell lied about the job data? I thought he was /our/ guy... I'm gonna be sick...

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:08:14 No.21051026 Report

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Nigger!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IMlXGvi0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:10:27 No.21051031 Report

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>>21051019
intel's entire 13th and 14th gen chips are ALL garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lwqQ+/R Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:10:34 No.21051032 Report

Quoted By: >>21051214

With inflation everything goes up except natural gas.
Fucking gay.

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Anonymous ID:1os/S/Wj Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:12:56 No.21051182 Report

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Just a reminder that bears are literal nigger retards who think the whole world is going to collapse on every bit of negative news. They’re the epitome of holding and panic selling. I don’t get why bears are even allowed to post or talk about stocks or economy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:13:46 No.21051183 Report

Quoted By: >>21051188

What's up with the endless pumping during EU and US pre? Holy fuck man, imagine trying to make sense of this market. Sweden (OMX) is up +1% after that job revision of yesterday.

>>21051001
Das ist ein Mann.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:14:17 No.21051186 Report

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>>21051019
there is something really funny about the nigger assassin creed based on some myth about the yasuke samurai creating a scandal

and now we got a really good game called "Black Myth" lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f0wHLpSY Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:15:11 No.21051187 Report

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>>21051001
Thats a man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:15:11 No.21051188 Report

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>>21051183
International is poised to pump if/when the fed eventually cuts because the dollar inherently weakens. So the job report gives more backing to a cut so people lock in international

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Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:15:31 No.21051191 Report

Quoted By: >>21051196

unemployment claims inbound
t minus 15 minutes
brace for impact...

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:16:36 No.21051192 Report

Quoted By: >>21051194 >>21051200

Oh here for EU. Made this. In short:
Last month all unemployed people were white. Maybe that is why Jobless Claims didn't go up immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:17:50 No.21051194 Report

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>>21051192
*all newly unemployed

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:20:49 No.21051196 Report

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>>21051191
Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:21:40 No.21051200 Report

Quoted By: >>21051212

>>21051192
It's the same in America. net white employment is down since covid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:23:29 No.21051204 Report

Quoted By: >>21051205

>>21050839
>>21050840
>JACK HOLE SON
>WON'T YOU COME
>AND WASH AWAY THE GAINS

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:24:55 No.21051205 Report

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>>21051204

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:25:24 No.21051206 Report

Quoted By: >>21051211

with the revisement theres no way unemployment isn't bad right

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Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:27:30 No.21051211 Report

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>>21051206

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:28:05 No.21051212 Report

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>
>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>BMW outsold Tesla on electric vehicles in the European Union for the first time last month as the German carmaker managed to increase shipments in an otherwise weakening market for battery-powered cars

LMAO Tesla. Sometimes I see them and the cars are really just ugly.

>>21051200
It did for everybody. Blacks also was high in early 2019, went down end of 2019 (5,6%). Now with 6,3% it is higher. For whites it was 3,2% at the end of 2019, now 3,5%. The white unemployment level is more stable than that of blacks.
But that also is "necessary" as there are 6x more white people in the civilian labor force for whites.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RmdE3GgP Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:28:32 No.21051214 Report

Quoted By: >>21051225

>>21051032
Imagine investing in brappy gas, there's literally an infinite supply of that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:29:50 No.21051218 Report

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THIS IS IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:30:22 No.21051219 Report

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Here we go

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:30:49 No.21051220 Report

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:30:50 No.21051221 Report

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IT'S 2000 MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>US initial jobless claims 232K vs 230K expected

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Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:30:52 No.21051222 Report

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:31:32 No.21051224 Report

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> Chicago Fed National Activity Index (Jul)
>Actual: -0.34
>Expected: 0.03
>Previous: -0.09

eeeeeehm, slight miss

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Anonymous ID:1lwqQ+/R Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:32:00 No.21051225 Report

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>>21051214
I fell for the BOIL meme

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Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:32:12 No.21051226 Report

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It really does feel like Friday

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Anonymous ID:kkg89o08 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:32:15 No.21051227 Report

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It's over

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Anonymous ID:QwDzAvQ7 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:35:16 No.21051234 Report

Quoted By:

It's over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:35:27 No.21051235 Report

Quoted By: >>21051286

I still don't know how "not increased jobless claims" is negating "higher unemployment". Can only mean that they think one data is wrong.

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:35:42 No.21051238 Report

Quoted By: >>21051247

>economy is actually really shitty like everyone but the government claimed
no
shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qmw0dwXt Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:37:16 No.21051241 Report

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what are you guys talking about

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Anonymous ID:kkg89o08 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:37:35 No.21051243 Report

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Make it stop

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Anonymous ID:jICz/0kg Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:38:42 No.21051247 Report

Quoted By: >>21051261 >>21051265 >>21051268

>>21051238
Don't worry Kamala promises to fix the economy when elected. But the economy is doing great stop spreading misinformation.

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Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:40:50 No.21051253 Report

Quoted By: >>21051260

Good morning frens
>Chicago Fed National Activity For July -0.34 Vs 0.03 Est.; -0.09 Prior (Revised)
>USA Continuing Jobless Claims 1,863K Vs 1,870K Est.; 1,859K Prior
>USA Initial Jobless Claims 232K Vs 232K Est.; 228K Prior

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tBDMJvJY Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:43:39 No.21051260 Report

Quoted By: >>21051264

>>21051253
What mean

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Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:43:59 No.21051261 Report

Quoted By: >>21051272

>>21051247
the narrative works because we're >50% retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:45:05 No.21051264 Report

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>>21051260
Economy bad
Kamala fix

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:45:24 No.21051265 Report

Quoted By: >>21051275 >>21051391 >>21051435 >>21051438

>>21051247
>price caps on food
>price caps on groceries
>price caps on rent
>expanding the government to have the authority to "investigate" and "punish" the rule breakers if prices rise higher than they want (i.e. it makes us look bad politically)
>state subsidized house down payment of $25,000 and then a $10,000 tax break because why not
>meanwhile the interest on the debt is at record highs
>third highest expense eclipsing even our military budget
>we already took a credit hit before and likely will get more under kamala
>this doesn't even factor dedollarization, the war in Ukraine and the middle east, and the BRICS creating a competitor to the swift system
we're so fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:46:34 No.21051268 Report

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>>21051247
Is that even a literal quote or just made up by reps? I mean particularly the "fix the economy". Or is that itself misinformation?

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:47:02 No.21051270 Report

Quoted By: >>21051386 >>21051454

Fuck kikes

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Anonymous ID:crRcsBog Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:47:08 No.21051272 Report

Quoted By: >>21051326 >>21051915

>>21051261
>average global IQ is 82
what is their baseline then? this seems poorly presented.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pHH9mCu Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:48:31 No.21051275 Report

Quoted By: >>21051281 >>21051285

>>21051265
>price-capped goods always sold out, shelves empty
>you can still get stuff if you pay the FREE MARKET PRICE under the table
Communist dystopia 101.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:51:48 No.21051281 Report

Quoted By: >>21051295

>>21051275
I thought this was the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. Nothing is beyond their capacity? Let them try. Maybe they can do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/nyQ5A0b Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:52:33 No.21051282 Report

Quoted By:

>>21050839
I've wanted to post this for the past 3 days but these bastard indices won't turn red

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:53:08 No.21051285 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051275
We had price caps here during the coof, empty shelves, product quality went to shit. This is the future of the USA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:53:41 No.21051286 Report

Quoted By: >>21051294

>>21051235
I'm trying to figure out why this might be

FLAT initial claims = claims of unemployment insurance
RISING employment (payroll) = businesses saying who they've hired/fired
FALLING employment (household) = survey of people saying their status

so maybe
>illegals are the ones getting the jobs?
>citizens are losing jobs, but not filing for unemployment insurance yet?
>temporary/seasonal layoffs?

obvious answer is they're cooking the books but failing to do so consistently lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:53:41 No.21051287 Report

Quoted By:

>Fed’s Collins: Soon Is Appropriate To Begin Cutting Rates - Fox Business Interview
>- Data Consistent With More Confidence Inflation Getting Back To 2%
>- Asked About Job Revisions, Says Data Tells A Consistent Story
>- Labor Market Overall Is Quite Healthy, Want To Preserve That

These niggers.
>quite healthy
>soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:53:59 No.21051288 Report

Quoted By: >>21051388

So we just gonna pump all day or what
>pic unrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:55:52 No.21051294 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051286
Someone (some fed? Can't remember) just a day or two ago, mentioned that they hadn't considered that illegals were affecting the data. Lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TsltObi Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:56:28 No.21051295 Report

Quoted By: >>21051385

>>21051281
We're going to build a wall dividing East and West Boston, then Putin will ask us to tear it down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:56:34 No.21051296 Report

Quoted By: >>21051299

Serious question- should I call out sick tomorrow so I can enjoy an extra day in the sun on my long weekend?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:57:31 No.21051299 Report

Quoted By: >>21051305

>>21051296
Yeah. Time to yourself is precious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjWZXHzQ Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:58:09 No.21051301 Report

Quoted By:

The only way to fully control prices is aggressive deflation, and mass margin calling of underwater hedge funds and speculators.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 12:59:26 No.21051302 Report

Quoted By: >>21051389

>>21050985
A meme showing the exasperated and frustrated realization that the market and current events are acting on no news.

Although initially forced it became a funny joke whenever a newfag asks why the market is moving one way or another.

Work in conjunction with 2 weeks and nothing ever happens.

"The market is down 3%... On No News!"

>It's pooomping!!!
>ON NO NEWS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:00:38 No.21051305 Report

Quoted By: >>21051325

>>21051299
Checked, I’m leaning towards it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:00:59 No.21051308 Report

Quoted By:

L-look, the market is trying to p-pump! That's something new!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:02:27 No.21051325 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051305
They can survive without you. Take the day off. 10 years from now you're not gonna think "man I wish I hadn't taken off that Friday in August 2024, I really could have gotten a lot of wageslaving in that day".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:02:40 No.21051326 Report

Quoted By: >>21051406

>>21051272
should be 100, right? idk. but all the searches i've done shows the us <98. i believe it.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:05:10 No.21051385 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051295
And Trudeau will pay for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:elr2S0VU Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:05:26 No.21051386 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051270
I like the cut of this guy's jib, fuck kikes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z1bYHk4p Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:05:41 No.21051388 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051288
Been pumping all month you benchode bloody bastards. I dare you to redeem.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:05:48 No.21051389 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051302
no news? = good news is good news (expansion)
oh, no news? = bad news is good news (peak) <--- you are here
oh no, news? = bad news is bad news (recession)
oh no = good news is bad news (depression)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:06:10 No.21051391 Report

Quoted By: >>21051414

>>21051265
States don't have to abide by those rules. You'll just have states where people buy their goods across state lines like they already do. California has a massive market for this funny enough.

It will just make cities even more unsustainable. Which is funny when Hollywood and LA are getting Detroit'd because Hollywood is literally fleeing to other states. Meaning it will be the poors who have to foot the bill just like Detroit did back in the 80s-00s.

In time ALL WILL BE LIQUIDATED. Bankruptcy will flood your streets and when your entire city has been pieced off to the highest bidder... then the healing can begin. But it will never be like it once was. The Ghosts will always haunt you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:06:29 No.21051392 Report

Quoted By: >>21051398 >>21051399 >>21051403 >>21051420

IQ is flawed metric. Yes, it measures intelligence to certain degree, but it also measures you ability to take tests and most importantly access to education. That's why Africa or other similar places are so low. Time spent in school -> higher IQ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:07:56 No.21051398 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051392
This nigga just destroyed his whole reputation with the burgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pHH9mCu Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:08:43 No.21051399 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051392
Hello Mr Japanese-san. China high IQ is because they do not allow stupid people to attend the test, they want to avoid the public humiliation.
IQ is important, but "reported IQ" may not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:10:15 No.21051403 Report

Quoted By: >>21051485

>>21051392
Agreed, why bother testing or evaluating anything at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:10:28 No.21051404 Report

Quoted By:

>US stock futures higher despite climb in yields
They clearly don't care anymore. This is the doombull recession last breath (on low vol) pump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:crRcsBog Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:10:41 No.21051406 Report

Quoted By: >>21051418 >>21051915

>>21051326
the average IQ of any population set is 100 when compared to itself. the average IQ of the world being 82 needs context on the method of comparison.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1lwqQ+/R Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:12:13 No.21051410 Report

Quoted By: >>21051415

Hello my fellow goyim
How do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:13:05 No.21051414 Report

Quoted By: >>21051458 >>21051603

>>21051391
>States don't have to abide by those rules.
Ain't commerce between states regulated by feds? If feds can regulate what can you import you are fucked. But this is all assuming everyone plays by the rules which increasingly ain't true.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elr2S0VU Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:13:13 No.21051415 Report

Quoted By: >>21051425

>>21051410
enjoying my foreskin, what's up kike

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IivKylF Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:13:57 No.21051418 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051406
IQ test the aliens nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ydp+jXvi Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:14:16 No.21051420 Report

Quoted By: >>21051428

>>21051392
even when niggers have access to education theyre still fucking and just drag everything down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:16:41 No.21051425 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051415
My foreskin is intact and my securities are increasing in value. The jew cannot win against me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ydp+jXvi Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:17:00 No.21051428 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051420
>still fucking
retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbP/08g0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:17:04 No.21051429 Report

Quoted By:

LUC.TO going up bigly today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:19:15 No.21051435 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051265
unfortunately all of this is bullish

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jICz/0kg Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:20:34 No.21051438 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051265
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:20:52 No.21051440 Report

Quoted By: >>21051448

I just dumped €5k into Ping An Insurance. What should I expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uCvg0CMJ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:22:20 No.21051445 Report

Quoted By: >>21051447

let the bulls out the gate boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:22:27 No.21051446 Report

Quoted By: >>21051463

I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:23:23 No.21051447 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051445

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z1bYHk4p Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:23:35 No.21051448 Report

Quoted By: >>21051466

>>21051440
Expect your next vacation to be in Šutka. Good luck bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:23:51 No.21051450 Report

Quoted By:

I'm market buying TQQQ at open.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:24:29 No.21051453 Report

Quoted By: >>21051457 >>21051462 >>21051464

Youre about to feel more pain than you can handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ru5T2qTn Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:25:30 No.21051454 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051270
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:25:58 No.21051455 Report

Quoted By: >>21051465 >>21051475

>As of 2024-08-21 03:19:00 PM CDT (updates daily):
>The Stock Market is Significantly Overvalued according to Buffett Indicator. Based on the historical ratio of total market cap over GDP (currently at 196.3%), it is likely to return 0% a year from this level of valuation, including dividends.

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:26:10 No.21051457 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051453
Says the increasingly nervous bobo for the 87th time this year

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:26:18 No.21051458 Report

Quoted By: >>21051603

>>21051414
Yes but also no. Yes. But states can and do establish voting blocks to fight the Fed. The power to regulate interstate commerce lies with Congress not the President.

So if Congress tried to pass a law regulating corn that would negatively effect Nebraska, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Ohio and so on they would kill that shit dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:26:55 No.21051461 Report

Quoted By:

Big riggin niggers on a convoy to your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:27:03 No.21051462 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051453
I already have crippling sciatica so it'll take a lot of red before I'm impressed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W4hQLQth Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:27:24 No.21051463 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051446
wtf this post was in my daydream vision

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:28:16 No.21051464 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051453
Is it more than 50%? I can take a 50% dip just fine, it's house money anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/nyQ5A0b Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:28:25 No.21051465 Report

Quoted By: >>21051476 >>21051499 >>21051504

>>21051455
What did the Buffet Indicator have to say about the projected market returns on October 2022?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:29:04 No.21051466 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051448
>Expect your next vacation to be in Šutka.
I will hustle my way out by selling Tramadol pills to 10y old gypsies, if I must,

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:30:00 No.21051470 Report

Quoted By: >>21051480 >>21051482 >>21051493 >>21051622

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON WE'LL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z1bYHk4p Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:30:03 No.21051472 Report

Quoted By:

What the fuck was that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ydp+jXvi Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:30:08 No.21051473 Report

Quoted By:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:30:16 No.21051475 Report

Quoted By: >>21051706

>>21051455
market is scary at these levels but cash is even scarier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:30:32 No.21051476 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051465
Overvalued. That's why germanon solded everything at the bottom back then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:31:32 No.21051480 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051470
Based and BANG BANG BANG pilled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:31:42 No.21051481 Report

Quoted By: >>21051491

lmao it gaps up
fucking scam as usual
unbelieveable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:31:44 No.21051482 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051470
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:90CxPRZL Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:32:42 No.21051485 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051403
Testing and evaluating is fine, but acknowledging the model is flawed is important

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qmw0dwXt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:33:01 No.21051487 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:33:05 No.21051489 Report

Quoted By:

i only buy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:33:27 No.21051490 Report

Quoted By:

>economy teetering on the abyss
>FED acknowledges as much by the fact that they are actively talking about CUTTING
>stocks are still at ath
This is comical. It's at the stage where it feels like nothing can make it go down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:33:43 No.21051491 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051481
>lmao it gaps up
>fucking scam as usual
>unbelieveable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:33:55 No.21051493 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051470
>30:00
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:35:08 No.21051498 Report

Quoted By:

www.eatmyanus.com

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:35:26 No.21051499 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051465
>
Around 140%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:35:53 No.21051504 Report

Quoted By: >>21051509

>>21051465
gurufocus:
>As of 2022-10-27 03:35:04 PM CDT (updates daily):
>The Stock Market is Significantly Overvalued according to Buffett Indicator. Based on the historical ratio of total market cap over GDP (currently at 150.8%), it is likely to return 1.9% a year from this level of valuation, including dividends.

>Meanwhile, based on the historical ratio of newly introduced total market cap over GDP plus Total Asset of Federal Reserve Banks (currently at 111.8%), the stock market is Modestly Overvalued, and it is likely to return 3.5% a year from this level of valuation, including dividends.

currentmarketvalue:
>0.72 stdevs above trend (top ~23%)
>fairly valued but close to being overvalued

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P733Fu0R Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:37:33 No.21051507 Report

Quoted By: >>21051551 >>21051630

lets say that I used this options strategy:
For any stock that I own, i mindlessly sold covered calls that expire a month from now and whose strike price is 10% above current stock price. i just do that systematically. is that retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:37:51 No.21051509 Report

Quoted By: >>21051595

>>21051504
Ye, thanks Fed.

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:37:57 No.21051510 Report

Quoted By:

wwow whtat an epic collapse min just seven minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:38:11 No.21051551 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051507
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:39:29 No.21051555 Report

Quoted By: >>21051587

go down piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:39:31 No.21051556 Report

Quoted By: >>21051589 >>21051593 >>21051594 >>21051598 >>21051604 >>21051605 >>21051611 >>21051619 >>21051665 >>21051923 >>21051928 >>21051935 >>21051958

So I have a question. People are always talking about the greedy rich corporations and junk and how the rich get richer and poor get poorer but you can literally just invest in the companies and then make money off of them so why don't retard leftist commie working class just put money in the S&P 500 and get free money from the bourgeoise?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uCvg0CMJ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:40:38 No.21051587 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051555
>trips
spy 555 confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:40:47 No.21051589 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
most people have little leftover to invest because they overleveraged with their mortgage/cars. Whats even more pathetic is people ignorantly not investing their 401k in the indicies but instead pay money to get pension funds to buy bonds for them lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:41:33 No.21051593 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
Because they're dumb niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ru5T2qTn Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:41:35 No.21051594 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
Because they're either too poor and retarded or they're hypocrites and grifters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:42:16 No.21051595 Report

Quoted By: >>21051601

>>21051509
please don't call me a glownigger germanon
I don't wish to be associated with their kind

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oplWpUDZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:42:42 No.21051597 Report

Quoted By:

whoa black betty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:42:59 No.21051598 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
Because it is called CAPITALism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jICz/0kg Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:43:39 No.21051599 Report

Quoted By:

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:43:46 No.21051601 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051595
If I meant you, I'd have written,
>Ye, thanks, Fed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PEiGOADZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:44:03 No.21051602 Report

Quoted By: >>21051608

It's my ass and my anus
Yes it's finally famous
And it's finally soft
Yes it's finally soft
I dunno man I guess them fuckin shots wore off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:44:39 No.21051603 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051414
>>21051458
Since I see your flag now and am going on faith you are actually Japanese.

The President isn't all powerful infact they are heavily checked. By the states.

So a President saying. "PRICE CONTROLS ON X." Is a silly statement because the states that profit from those prices will just say Fuck you.

Where I live there is a shit ton of Fresh Water. California and other bitchy desert states beg us for Water Gibs. All the States and Canadian Provinces that touch said water signed a treaty saying that no decision can be made on the Water without the approval of all. This means that The Great Lakes have a nearly 10 State Voting Block protecting them from the Federal Government draining them like they did the Ural Sea.

This is just one example.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:44:55 No.21051604 Report

Quoted By: >>21051610 >>21051614 >>21051625 >>21051626

>>21051556
>work minimum wage job
>full hours, not being a nigger
>pay rent
>can't afford to buy quality food, have to settle for slop
>can't afford to pay for gas and car maintenance
>can't afford to pay for proper health insurance
>0 leftover money at the end of month
>one unexpected misfortune away from having to take on debt
Yeah bro why don't people just invest in companies amirite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:45:12 No.21051605 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
They must order food 5 times a week, pay for 10 different subscriptions, buy a new car every year and travel twice a year. When they get old the gubernment must pay them a pension.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:crRcsBog Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:46:26 No.21051607 Report

Quoted By:

>price controls just hit the market

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pvKbQ5mf Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:46:30 No.21051608 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051602
Ass ass ass ass ass ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:46:35 No.21051609 Report

Quoted By:

>US S&P Global Manufacturing Aug P: 48.0 (est 49.5; prev 49.6)
>- S&P Global Services Aug P: 55.2 (est 54.0; prev 55.0)
>- S&P Global Composite Aug P: 54.1 (est 53.2; prev 54.3)

Fuckin services, man. The slop never stops

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:46:57 No.21051610 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051604
Japan... we're talking about America. I'm sorry your government accepted Hyper Inflation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:47:26 No.21051611 Report

Quoted By: >>21051614

>>21051556
you have no idea how little savings people have, they literally live paycheck to paycheck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:47:33 No.21051612 Report

Quoted By: >>21051620 >>21051633

> https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/people-urged-to-keep-windows-closed-for-at-least-six-weeks/ar-AA1pd59q

Grim

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:47:43 No.21051613 Report

Quoted By: >>21051624

Explain to me how the fuck Coinbase has ANYTHING to do with the fucking PMI numbers? Holy fucking shit who the fuck is trading this shit? Elementary schoolers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:48:00 No.21051614 Report

Quoted By: >>21051659

>>21051604
>>21051611
I work a minimum wage part time job and still invest. Sounds like people are living outside of their means.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:48:45 No.21051619 Report

Quoted By: >>21051635

>>21051556
>You invest $10k in stock
>Stock goes up 20%
>You make $2k
>Meanwhile your cost of living because of inflation is up 15%.
>Billionaire has 1B in a stock.
>Stock goes up 20%.
>He makes $200M.
>His cost of living due to inflation went up from 0.1% to 0.101%.
I assume this is the logic. It's no secret that inflation benefits the rich the most.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:49:03 No.21051620 Report

Quoted By: >>21051633

>>21051612
Some australian invader in the US?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:49:19 No.21051622 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051470
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uCvg0CMJ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:49:39 No.21051623 Report

Quoted By:

ta garbage

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:49:55 No.21051624 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051613
Yes. Elementary School AI Algos. The Market is run by Cunny AI. Why do you think it's called a correction.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CC/dICHQ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:50:01 No.21051625 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051604
>work minimum wage job
And heres your problem mate.
80% of the population need to be stupid cattle for the sake of society.
If you dont want to be part of it just work harder, study, live modest and dont consume like a mindless retard.
Its literally that easy. But the random goyim cattle is stupid as shit and rather buy the next goyphone than a few shares of GOOG or AAPL or other shit.
Money is not the problem, people by default are the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gPYrYV4J Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:50:30 No.21051626 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051604
>>work minumum wage job
try not being a complete retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z1bYHk4p Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:51:08 No.21051630 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051507
>10% above current stock price
Are we assuming your cost per share is below the current stock price?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:51:45 No.21051631 Report

Quoted By: >>21051636

lol wtf is going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:52:02 No.21051632 Report

Quoted By: >>21051634 >>21051638 >>21051643

DIE DIE DIE SPY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:52:23 No.21051633 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051612
>>21051620
>Friendly too humans
>venomous but shy and harmless
America got all the fren Spiders.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qmw0dwXt Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:52:34 No.21051634 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051632
ok time to slurp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:53:10 No.21051635 Report

Quoted By: >>21051657 >>21051780

>>21051619
Sure, but you can still cut yourself a piece of the pie instead of shitting and whining about fatso helping himself to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:53:25 No.21051636 Report

Quoted By: >>21051640 >>21051707

>>21051631
Traders are back in the 2022 retard mindset where complete bullshit like PMI numbers and Jackson Hole are now catastrophes worth shorting everything to death over. Dumbest fucking shit imaginable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:53:45 No.21051638 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051632
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:54:13 No.21051640 Report

Quoted By: >>21051648 >>21051818

>>21051636

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:54:25 No.21051641 Report

Quoted By:

>lel why doesn't everybody just invest in le stock market we'd all be rich
This has to be a fucking generational top signal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CC/dICHQ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:55:09 No.21051643 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051632
We are unironically at a double top

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:55:16 No.21051645 Report

Quoted By:

For all the Bobos here, reduce your stress with following:

https://youtu.be/x0APT5C2r40?si=SI6zFr8iUobYwlLO&t=126

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:crRcsBog Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:55:19 No.21051646 Report

Quoted By:

now that the reactionaries have sold off now it's time to slurp.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:56:04 No.21051648 Report

Quoted By: >>21051651

>>21051640
Looking at your other posts, we're on the same side numbnuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:57:02 No.21051650 Report

Quoted By: >>21051656 >>21051660

>Harris campaign is targeting Low Testosterone men
Hahaha! Now that is some News!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:57:20 No.21051651 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051648
Just having a lil fun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5MTaK0Lw Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:58:43 No.21051654 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifV-Z-1SXsc

Hail, holy Queen enthroned above, O María.
Hail, Queen of mercy and of love, O María.
Triumph, all ye Cherubim;
Sing with us, ye Seraphim.
Heav’n and earth resound the hymn:
Salve, Salve, Salve, Regína.

The cause of joy to all below, O María.
The spring through which all graces flow, O María.
Angels, all your praises bring;
Earth and heaven, with us sing;
All creation echoing:
Salve, Salve, Salve, Regína.

O gentle, loving, holy one, O María.
The God of light became your son, O María.
Triumph, all ye Cherubim;
Sing with us, ye Seraphim. Heav’n and earth resound the hymn:
Salve, Salve, Salve, Regína.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oplWpUDZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:58:45 No.21051655 Report

Quoted By: >>21051796

Bitch bobo you thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OfvAIPxa Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:59:10 No.21051656 Report

Quoted By: >>21051666 >>21051675

>>21051650
But there's more low test goy cattle niggers than high test goy cattle niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:59:15 No.21051657 Report

Quoted By: >>21051754

>>21051635
Sure, but your piece of the pie is the crumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:59:41 No.21051659 Report

Quoted By: >>21051664

>>21051614
You also live at your parents'.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 13:59:41 No.21051660 Report

Quoted By: >>21051710

>>21051650
I find it completely incredible that the Democratic strategy is to literally not explain her policy positions and to just let """journalists""" explain them to everyone. As if adults with a functioning brain can't see straight through that non-strategy. Also, how fucking dumb do you have to be to run ads saying you'll fix what's broken when everyone thinks it's the administration you're currently part of that broke the things?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:00:10 No.21051663 Report

Quoted By: >>21051668 >>21051670

I'm already up to two pages of QQQ 0DTE puts again.

I am doing this every day until the markets are red.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:00:38 No.21051664 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051659
yeah I'd be retarded not to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:01:06 No.21051665 Report

Quoted By: >>21051684

>>21051556
the average person is both stupid and lazy
most people live paycheck to paycheck and refuse to hold money back to invest

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:01:20 No.21051666 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051656
High test reporting in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oplWpUDZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:01:34 No.21051668 Report

Quoted By: >>21051672

>>21051663

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:02:09 No.21051670 Report

Quoted By: >>21051678 >>21051707

>>21051663
This is such degenerate bullshit. What are you even doing? Scalping $30 at a time? No one needs to wonder why the market is a jumpy piece of shit, it's directly because of this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:02:42 No.21051672 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051668

>$2000 realized gains in two days
>retard

pick one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TH8H8MYC Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:02:46 No.21051674 Report

Quoted By: >>21051676

Help me not be gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:03:07 No.21051675 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051656
Roru
Rumao even.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:03:18 No.21051676 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051674
kiss me you'll puke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:03:23 No.21051677 Report

Quoted By: >>21051709

>US Existing Home Sales Jul: 3.95M (est 3.94M prevR 3.90M)
- Existing Home Sales (M/M) Jul: 1.3% (est 1.3%; prevR -5.1%)
- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD): 422.6K or +4.2% (prev 426.9K Or +4.1% From July 2023)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:03:52 No.21051678 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051670

yeah its pretty crazy that this shit is even legal desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GlxoC93y Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:03:57 No.21051679 Report

Quoted By:

KO chads can't stop winning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:04:08 No.21051680 Report

Quoted By:

>+4,2%
>with +5,25% Fed
>~7% mortgage
huehuehue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:04:42 No.21051684 Report

Quoted By: >>21051726 >>21051738

>>21051665
Yup. Most people, even the wealthy, live right up to and even beyond their means. That's why you see actors having to take a ton of dogshit roles to pay their bills once they stop getting big paydays. Or they have to start selling some of their homes, cars, etc. It's just human nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:07:10 No.21051692 Report

Quoted By: >>21051730

FUCKKKKK I SOLD MY PUTS EARLY

REHHHH
H
H
H

H
H

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:07:35 No.21051694 Report

Quoted By:

Wolf of Wall St and it's consqeuences has been a disaster for anyone under the age of 35.
We need a fucking meltdown that makes the corona crash look like child's play. Straight the fuck down.
A generational traumatizing bear market that makes every millennial and zoomer that ever thought
>muh stonks will make me rich
swear off of it forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:07:46 No.21051695 Report

Quoted By: >>21051700 >>21051703

Holy fuck I'm SO TIRED of this shit where things open at +2% only to completely undo it within thirty fucking minutes. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS, bunch of jumpy fucking speculator faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cl809fEr Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:03 No.21051700 Report

Quoted By: >>21051711

>>21051695
Healthy sign of a ultra turbo pump next week. Load up on soxl calls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v+kCnn+e Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:05 No.21051701 Report

Quoted By:

John Williams is playing and you’re still in the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:13 No.21051702 Report

Quoted By: >>21051716

yo wtfwt
wtf is today?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:18 No.21051703 Report

Quoted By: >>21051732

>>21051695

I'm so tired of the fake and gay green pumps in the morning too. its why I shilled shorting them every single morning

it picked a direction though faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:32 No.21051705 Report

Quoted By:

https://youtu.be/LcqMauEL_IU?si=BpnVidN0R0Po9c7l

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it

I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. (shouting) You've got to say: 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WaXGNehj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:40 No.21051706 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051475
you cant be in cash right now, and even bonds are losing value with the declining value of the dollar

All you can do is be in the market, SPY and QQQ to try to maintain some portion of your dollar value

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IivKylF Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:09:58 No.21051707 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051636
>>21051670
>Noooo you shouldn't be allowed to sell or buy puts or trade!!
NoNewsNigger, do you not know that the vast majority of (((the market))) is just bots trading (and yes some of that is SELLING) thousands of times a minute?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z/1mDLwt Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:10:20 No.21051709 Report

Quoted By: >>21051722

>>21051677
Trying to buy a house/condo in Goymoney is nightmare fuel, it's either
>Leasehold property
>No pictures, just sample photos (it's a shitshack)
>No street name (100% guarantee you're going to live next to arabs)
>mortgage with 4% interest p.a (you're never be able to pay it off)

or all of the above. I'm literally about to lose my god damn mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:K0LMUGTK Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:10:20 No.21051710 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051660
I think they're just throwing all the shit out at once and having a shadow purge once she loses blaming "Equity" hires.
They're also going to blame Low Test men for the lose... which is funny as fuck because despite being low test as men they will accept responsibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:10:23 No.21051711 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051700
It just blows my mind when we open in the green and then suddenly at 10am a bunch of fucking SQQQ, SOXS, FNGD etc shows up on the buy ticker. Like......why? For what actual reason?? Over and over and over again it's fucking insane

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2ZbKuJO Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:10:34 No.21051713 Report

Quoted By:

Cigna and Cisco are just chugging right along in this no news environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4kivotXm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:11:22 No.21051716 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051702
it's the day before anything happens

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uCvg0CMJ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:11:46 No.21051717 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:12:46 No.21051722 Report

Quoted By: >>21051736

>>21051709
>no streetname
LOL
My brother thought about buying a house, a few years ago, but it was a Bruchbude, an still 500k in 2021-2022 + Erbpachtvertrag to the city or some other bullshit, can't remember anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:12:59 No.21051724 Report

Quoted By:

>the puts 20 puts I bought for 200 and sold for 260 are now worth 400

the Jews owe me a refund

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:13:26 No.21051726 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051684
There's also a big problem with pride. Millionares, the kind of people that could just drop $5,000,000 into VOO and chill forever, hate it because they see it as something the "poors" do and get suckered into venture capital and private equity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:13:43 No.21051728 Report

Quoted By:

its amazing it goes -0.000001% and BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY every time for the last week

Ill do this same shit again tomorrow I hate you faggots so much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:14:11 No.21051730 Report

Quoted By: >>21051737

>>21051692
Why would you sell your puts when the stock market computer screen is red?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QWLPo3ok Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:14:21 No.21051731 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:14:24 No.21051732 Report

Quoted By: >>21051739

>>21051703
Which is first, though? Is the pump fake or is the pump real and then these fucking straight-line selloffs that all happen at exactly the same time are fake? Because I'm willing to bet it's just people like you trying to scalp 1%.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:02 No.21051734 Report

Quoted By:

Unironically tempted to buy RDDT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:03 No.21051735 Report

Quoted By: >>21051748 >>21051768

SBUX sisters....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/1mDLwt Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:14 No.21051736 Report

Quoted By: >>21051773

>>21051722
(((Erbpacht) is the biggest scam in the history of real estate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:15 No.21051737 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051730

I was scalping like 30-60 bucks a pop and then it fell off a cliff

now we get to hyper crab within exactly 5 pennies for the rest of the day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DzcweeCv Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:46 No.21051738 Report

Quoted By: >>21051748

>>21051684
I always get the impression that 90% of actors/singers who go from literally-who to millionaires overnight alwill immediately alter their life style and expenses to reflect their new wealth to a t, barely saving up anything.
The most rudimentary investment plan would probably have them settled for life even if their fame only lasted for a couple of years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:15:58 No.21051739 Report

Quoted By: >>21051752

>>21051732

>my pocket change moves QQQ

you realize the "big smart guys" literally trade millions of 0dte contracts lmao. the whole market is a casino friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njezyRC6 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:16:04 No.21051740 Report

Quoted By: >>21051742 >>21051744 >>21051747

investing news to listen to while driving?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v+kCnn+e Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:16:58 No.21051742 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051740
Jeanna breathing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:02 No.21051744 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051740
Im afraid all I hear is
SILENCE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:19 No.21051746 Report

Quoted By: >>21051762

You bought the top
We are seeing the beginning of a complete market crash in slow motion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elr2S0VU Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:22 No.21051747 Report

Quoted By: >>21051755 >>21051759

>>21051740
/bant/ smg on auto refresh, a screen reader, on full blast, and the windows down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:25 No.21051748 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051735
>2022
>>21051738
Yeah I think it's very rare with those people. Especially athletes. Too much pride, low IQ, and no good people around them to go HOL UP, do you really need to build a custom 30,000 sqf mansion with marble floors, an indoor swimming pool and a bowling alley?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w2ZbKuJO Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:38 No.21051750 Report

Quoted By:

HANDS ARE BRUISED FROM BREAKING ROCKS ALL DAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:43 No.21051752 Report

Quoted By: >>21051777

>>21051739
I'm not saying it's you, I'm saying it's your attitude which is similar to the big guys you're referencing. It's just constant 0dte slap fighting that literally doesn't even make sense when compared to reality. The market would objectively be a better place without it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z1bYHk4p Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:18:55 No.21051754 Report

Quoted By: >>21051951

>>21051657
I got no problem picking up crumbs all day long. It’s sure better than doing nothing and complaining about how unfair everything is. Opportunities will present themselves. You have to be ready to act when they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QWLPo3ok Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:19:09 No.21051755 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051747
this
ps: NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:19:31 No.21051756 Report

Quoted By: >>21051936 >>21051942

>>21050827
Chinese stocks aren't that cheap. Most of the big names trade around 5-10x earnings.
To put it simply, this means that without growth you're looking at a 10-20% annual return. That's not great.
That's assuming nothing goes wrong too. Chinese capital controls have already been making it difficult for these companies to turn their Chinese cash into real US dollar cash useful to foreign investors.

In comparison, there are plenty of Japanese stocks out there with even larger cash piles, cheaper valuations, in a currency that is currently gaining value and has no capital controls and very low risk of starting some conflict vs the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:19:47 No.21051757 Report

Quoted By: >>21051772

what the fuck is this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oh9hbNo2 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:19:56 No.21051758 Report

Quoted By: >>21051765 >>21051770

nvda just keeps going up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:20:01 No.21051759 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051747
Holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:20:25 No.21051761 Report

Quoted By:

"They wont let it go red!"

Actuallu they cannot stop it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:20:28 No.21051762 Report

Quoted By: >>21051781

>>21051746

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris passed an executive order that the stock market can NEVER be red again. If it goes red for even 1 millisecond the the US Treasury buys 200 p/e zombie companies and pumps until its green again.

Its called price controls CHUD and we saved the world now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObVc4bXz Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:20:30 No.21051763 Report

Quoted By:

WTFWT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:20:43 No.21051765 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051758
By up you mean down I assume

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:06 No.21051768 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051735
>if they release it later than the year prior its a good buying opportunity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:14 No.21051769 Report

Quoted By:

might as well just close at a loss so sick of this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uCvg0CMJ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:21 No.21051770 Report

Quoted By: >>21051774

>>21051758
bulls dont even look at charts anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:54vnK0NP Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:41 No.21051771 Report

Quoted By: >>21051775

literally feel like killing myself in minecraft lmao straight red week is painful cant even make a quick buck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:51 No.21051772 Report

Quoted By: >>21051795 >>21051901

>>21051757
It is literally, unironically just faggot speculators trying to short everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:21:52 No.21051773 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051736
Ye, I can't remember the specifics of the contract/deal. But it didn't sound great. And they'd have to invest money to renovate the whole thing.

Population in germany hasn't even increased this much over the last 20-30 years. So what the fuck is the problem? Smaller families? More individualism? Each year the Regierung is failing constructing enough new houses/apartments. If it was only the refugees house prices would have already exploded around 2015-2017. It shouldn't be like this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:22:17 No.21051774 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051770
Its true
Bulls wake up in the morning and say "today i will buy the most gainsiest tech company. At ANY price!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:22:32 No.21051775 Report

Quoted By: >>21051779

>>21051771
and we just had one yesterday
this may as well be fucking crypto

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:22:55 No.21051777 Report

Quoted By: >>21051794

>>21051752

I agree and think derivatives in general should be illegal. Funny thing is as long as niggers spam 0dte calls on the news that the federal government is committing fraud for the last year with employment data to say we aren't in a recession 90% of retards here clap like fucking monkeys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:23:28 No.21051779 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051775
market wide dump i mean

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:23:30 No.21051780 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051635
Yeah, why not pump the bags of the rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pvKbQ5mf Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:23:44 No.21051781 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051762
Joe Biden deserves all of Mt. Rushmore

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:y9A2+l52 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:23:48 No.21051783 Report

Quoted By:

>wake up
>up 2k
>take shower
>down $500
wtf I'm never showering again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v+kCnn+e Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:24:34 No.21051789 Report

Quoted By:

>IG is full of memes to the effect of “I have no money but look at all this Target Halloween shit I bought and don’t forget the PSL!”
based Becky saving the economy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:25:52 No.21051792 Report

Quoted By:

I am down $103 today.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:26:09 No.21051794 Report

Quoted By: >>21051804 >>21051913

>>21051777
How can you trade puts like that with any confidence, though? You could just as easily be losing $30 every ten minutes, what data are you even going off of?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:26:12 No.21051795 Report

Quoted By: >>21051799 >>21051805

>>21051772

>bad news comes out
>20 consecutive green days on bad news
>its bears fault

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5MTaK0Lw Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:26:30 No.21051796 Report

Quoted By: >>21051801

>>21051655
>you bought puts right anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:27:07 No.21051799 Report

Quoted By: >>21051822

>>21051795
>>20 consecutive green days on bad news

still have ptsd from that
and the red days are fucking nothing
what the FUCK is this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:28:03 No.21051801 Report

Quoted By: >>21051808

>>21051796
No I'm thinking about buying this dip though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:28:33 No.21051804 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051794

>data
clearly doesn't matter anymore. I have my thesis on why line should go down (its super complicated picture attached)

AI bubble scam, unemployment numbers fradulent, everything overpriced and at an ATH but we have to crab the exact fucking top until some old boomer faggot confirms YET AGAIN that there arent going to be 16 rate cuts this year

and then what? after 1 red week the same faggot fucking Jews are going to start running rate cut hopium stories in the fucking news again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:28:35 No.21051805 Report

Quoted By: >>21051813

>>21051795
What bad news, though?? Seriously how does any of the recent data go against what the Fed predicted last December? Softening labor and less inflation is exactly what they wanted in order to transition to looser monetary policy, which is objectively bullish for equities.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:29:22 No.21051807 Report

Quoted By: >>21051911

I understand yesterdays dump catalyst
Todays data wasn't too off target
So what's causing this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:29:31 No.21051808 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051801
What fucking dip its barely even red
God I hate bulltards so fucking much, slurpers even moreso

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EANGndzN Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:29:44 No.21051809 Report

Quoted By:

Someone get the fed on the line. It's an hour after the open and the dipperino hasn't been bought up yet. Something is horribly wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:30:27 No.21051813 Report

Quoted By: >>21051911

>>21051805

>oops 1 million of the jobs we created don't exist we just kinda kept "revising" the numbers higher for years to pad the hekkin science data

Chinese data is more reliable than anything you deal with in America dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:30:30 No.21051814 Report

Quoted By:

>-0.01%

WHAT IS CAUSING THIS DIP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:30:45 No.21051817 Report

Quoted By: >>21051911

Why are we crashing so hard

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:y9A2+l52 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:30:55 No.21051818 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051640
Nice spotting, I thought that was him and looked up the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:31:38 No.21051819 Report

Quoted By: >>21051821

This is worse than the holocaust

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:31:58 No.21051821 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051819
no, this is real

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:32:00 No.21051822 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051799

I'm making money and I'm still so fucking pissed. I don't know how many American with an IQ over 90 doesn't want to lynch every single (((banker))) or talking head

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:32:38 No.21051895 Report

Quoted By: >>21051899 >>21051907

Youre not planning on holding over the weekend are you

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:y9A2+l52 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:32:43 No.21051896 Report

Quoted By: >>21051903 >>21051904

hold on a minute are we getting short ladder attacked?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:33:17 No.21051899 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051895
Holding onto my cash that's parked in BILS? Yeah, I am

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IivKylF Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:33:26 No.21051901 Report

Quoted By: >>21051919

>>21051772
>speculators
Holy shit nigger WHAT DO YOU THINK INVESTING IS???? ITS SPECULATION YOU RETARDED NIGGER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:33:39 No.21051903 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051896

Kamala Harris and Joe Biden ran out of money to buy 200 p/e zombie companies. Quick buy more TLT so they can keep THE BEST ECONOMY IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER going.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:33:41 No.21051904 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051896
It's been too smooth sailing lately. They might even bring out the long ladders before the close of the weekend. You've been warned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:33:52 No.21051907 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051895
i wasn't. it was supposed to be a quick flip on apple. but then, what ever the fuck this is happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:34:22 No.21051911 Report

Quoted By: >>21051924 >>21051930 >>21051986 >>21051997

>>21051813
The people saying the government "lied" about jobs numbers legitimately do not understand how to interpret the data. Yesterday's revision removes about 100,000 jobs per month from the previous numbers, but even with that revision the jobs numbers were still historically decent. The BLS openly states that it can take up to 2 years for them to fully calculate jobs numbers.

>>21051817
>>21051807
When literally everything dumps in a straight line at the exact same moment, it's fake. Not saying we're going to close green or anything but every single time this kind of thing happens we rip.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NvEv4Qow Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:34:32 No.21051912 Report

Quoted By: >>21051921 >>21051925

What’s happening to my money, was there any news?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:34:48 No.21051913 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051794
>data
What data are you using? -800k job revisions?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vicfzyg0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:34:57 No.21051915 Report

Quoted By: >>21051931 >>21051948 >>21052704

>>21051406
>>21051272
Are you guys retarded? IQ isn't normalised to 100 nationally, it's an absolute measure, it's just that it's set so that average western white people would be around 100.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjuGsdfc Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:35:11 No.21051916 Report

Quoted By:

something bad is gonna happen tomorrow
trust me you guys
i got a feeling about this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:35:52 No.21051919 Report

Quoted By: >>21052050

>>21051901
Okay then SHORT TERM SPECULATION, does that satisfy your autism? Long term speculation is fine but that's not what bears are doing. Bouncing back and forth like this and not even being able to comprehend holding a play for more than a fucking week is gambling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:35:55 No.21051921 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051912
looks like it's over for real this time. This is the big one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:36:02 No.21051923 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
everyone is greedy. it's unsuccessful greedy people going after successful greedy people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:36:23 No.21051924 Report

Quoted By: >>21051938

>>21051911

I fully understand you fucking midwit.

>lie about data for 2 years
>the house isn't on fire please ignore the fire
>oh turns out actually there was a fire but good thing we told you to ignore it so you wouldn't panic

its called fraud faggot but like a typical kike you will call it a "revision" or "interpreting data"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:36:29 No.21051925 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051912
Lil bit of news. Economy is in the shitter just like we all thought

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbP/08g0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:36:33 No.21051927 Report

Quoted By: >>21052042

Is gold dead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:37:00 No.21051928 Report

Quoted By: >>21051941 >>21051958

>>21051556
What exactly do you think Communism looks like in practice?
What does "Owning the means of production" look like to you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:37:16 No.21051930 Report

Quoted By: >>21051993

>>21051911
>literally everything dumps in a straight line at the exact same moment

happened yesterday. is this going to be the new normal

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

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Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:y9A2+l52 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:37:42 No.21051931 Report

Quoted By: >>21051950 >>21051956

>>21051915

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:37:59 No.21051933 Report

Quoted By:

A lot of action in that +0.01% and -0.01% range.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NvEv4Qow Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:38:04 No.21051935 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051556
Poor people don’t have money to invest hence rich getting richer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JyYJ4xi5 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:38:15 No.21051936 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051756
List them anjin. I would love to procure some fine Japans stock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:38:40 No.21051938 Report

Quoted By: >>21051947

>>21051924
Dude what? Go out into the world and see that absolutely nothing is as dire as retail bears want it to be. You would think stores are shuttering and companies are collapsing if you only listened to retail bear rhetoric. Also you completely ignored the part where even with the revisions the numbers are STILL FINE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2TsltObi Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:39:07 No.21051940 Report

Quoted By: >>21051960

Dude, don't you just love the hustle and bustle of the big stock market? Get this, they've got a trading floor with exposed red lines where us adults who do adulting can go and trade stocks. Wow! I'm going to drink this data and crack open another

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:39:14 No.21051941 Report

Quoted By: >>21051958

>>21051928
Everyone is a shareholder, without capital invested. Hence no capitalism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:39:27 No.21051942 Report

Quoted By: >>21052030

>>21051756
>5-10x earnings
>you're looking at a 10-20% annual return.
>That's not great.
Seems pretty decent to me, considering China is growing at ~5% p.a. Also Chink companies are paying out nice dividends and most of the tech names are buying back like 10% of their float a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:39:47 No.21051947 Report

Quoted By: >>21051966

>>21051938

you niggers are gambling on fucking NVIDEO microchips which has nothing to do with 99.999% of the real economy. touch grass yourself faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:crRcsBog Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:40:09 No.21051948 Report

Quoted By: >>21052001

>>21051915
it's a normalized distribution. don't make me add Poland to the kraut, leaf, and sven flag filter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:40:24 No.21051950 Report

Quoted By: >>21051955 >>21051995

>>21051931
Imagine thinking solving a bunch of fucking doodle puzzles is indicative of intelligence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LKG1v2dj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:40:29 No.21051951 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051754
I mean I get where you're coming from, and I ain't complaining, just pointing out that inflation benefits the rich the most.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hpHbFbH/ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:41:31 No.21051954 Report

Quoted By:

Bobo got me. I kneel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:41:32 No.21051955 Report

Quoted By: >>21051963

>>21051950
the real test of intelligence is figuring out how all bad things in the world is caused by Jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:41:32 No.21051956 Report

Quoted By: >>21052070

>>21051931
I don't know what anything of this means.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:42:00 No.21051958 Report

Quoted By: >>21051968 >>21051975

>>21051556
>>21051928
>>21051941
That's a fairy tale.
I'll give you a hint of what it looks like in reality:
It's a union job with a union pension fund that owns broad swaths of the entire economy, is run for a modest fee by a Jewish investor who uses his controlling position over your money to push his leftist ideology onto the rest of the world while claiming to speak for you because he controls your money.
YOU own the actual stocks, YOU own the means of production, blackrock just controls them and presumes to speak on your behalf because of it.
https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/newsroom/setting-the-record-straight

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Esyh/QQ2 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:42:03 No.21051959 Report

Quoted By: >>21051985

everything is going to be alright :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:42:25 No.21051960 Report

Quoted By: >>21051972

>>21051940
>>21051940

I fucking love the hustle and bustle of QQQ CRABBING EXACTLY 3 PENNIES GREEN BECAUSE THE FAKE AND GAY JEW FAGGOT RETARD NIGGERS THAT RUN THE MARKET RIG EVERYTHING AND THERE HAS BEEN ANY LEGITIMATE PRICE ACTION IN DECADES BECAUSE ITS ALL A FUCKING PONZI SCHEME OF INFINITE DEBT WHERE "LINE HAS TO GO UP" OR THE GOVERNMENT CANT EVEN PAY ITS INTEREST ON ITS LOANS TO JEWS THAT PRINTED TENS OF TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING COUGH THAT WAS A NOTHING BURGER SCAM AND PLEASE IGNORE THAT EVERYTHING IS FRADULENT AND A FUCKING SCAM AND THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD ROLE MODELS AND THAT EVERYONE DOES BUTTSEX FOR FENTANYL

holy fuck I love the big city

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:42:38 No.21051963 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051955
very based and high iq pilled

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:43:12 No.21051965 Report

Quoted By: >>21051999

And we've reverted back to crab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:43:17 No.21051966 Report

Quoted By: >>21051978

>>21051947
You really cannot be serious with this shit. Of course the faggot scalping $30 on 0dte puts is also a never-AI luddite. Man you can't make this shit up, you guys have a real affliction.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:43:19 No.21051968 Report

Quoted By: >>21051977

>>21051958
If I have to pay a fee I don't own it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:44:09 No.21051972 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051960
>ITS ALL A FUCKING PONZI SCHEME OF INFINITE DEBT WHERE "LINE HAS TO GO UP" OR THE GOVERNMENT CANT EVEN PAY ITS INTEREST ON ITS LOANS
It makes me lmao so hard when people don't understand MMT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:44:26 No.21051974 Report

Quoted By:

Gay ass crabbing. Its gonna surge in the afternoon as always

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:44:43 No.21051975 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051958
Oh, and the Unions are controlled by Jews too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:45:19 No.21051977 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051968
Another fairy tale. Everything costs money to maintain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:45:26 No.21051978 Report

Quoted By: >>21051994 >>21052060

>>21051966

>luddite

very much so. I wish all tech trannies were bussed to sanfrancisco and then we nuked it

>holy fucking science now we can get 20 times as many ads on our smart phones the future is fucking great

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:46:25 No.21051985 Report

Quoted By: >>21051996 >>21052014 >>21052071

>>21051959
*Joeing to be alright

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:46:33 No.21051986 Report

Quoted By: >>21052060

>>21051911
anon, the issue is that they're constantly revising them down, and that the error is much larger than normal

their average absolute monthly error is ~20,000. in recessions the tend to overestimate, expansions underestimate. mean error is +12,700
from march 2023 -> april 2024, their error has averaged to a ~68,000 overestimate

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:47:19 No.21051990 Report

Quoted By: >>21052002 >>21052011

>USA Natural Gas Storage 35BCF Vs 26BCF Est.; -6BCF Prior
Brappygas bros....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:05 No.21051993 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051930

its almost like the same people own everything and buy/sell everything at the same time based on requirements like employing jews/niggers/women and trannies and not on actually making any money or being profitable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:15 No.21051994 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051978
a luddite would be against nukes no?
how about a meteor shower instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QWLPo3ok Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:23 No.21051995 Report

Quoted By: >>21052004

>>21051950
imagine thinking matrices are the only component to an iq test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:25 No.21051996 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051985
You asshole I was getting scared for his leg, until...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pQTffwrq Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:31 No.21051997 Report

Quoted By: >>21052023

>>21051911
>Yesterday's revision removes about 100,000 jobs per month from the previous numbers, but even with that revision the jobs numbers were still historically decent
So they lied, but because the numbers are still "good" the lie doesn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qKomL3mn Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:48:43 No.21051999 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051965
kino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vicfzyg0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:49:35 No.21052001 Report

Quoted By: >>21052742

>>21051948
keyword is nationally dumb nigger
>hurr why isn't our national IQ not 100 if it's normalised to 100 for each country
>because it's not normalised to 100 for each country
>durr I am cognitively unable to understand that my assumptions were inaccurate and the discrepancy between them and my observations fail to inform me therefore I choose to lash out at the probable nationality of the person informing me that what I believe is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:49:38 No.21052002 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051990
that HAS to stink

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZZJ7wEO Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:49:40 No.21052003 Report

Quoted By: >>21052009 >>21052010

I sold everything and now I'm bored

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:49:44 No.21052004 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051995
fake and gay still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Esyh/QQ2 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:50:51 No.21052009 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052003
hi bored, i'm dad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:51:11 No.21052010 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052003
sell more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:51:21 No.21052011 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051990
all sugarinfused fat

Poland is getting a taste of american ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:52:37 No.21052014 Report

Quoted By: >>21052043

>>21051985
AI is nightmare fuel

10 trillion dollar industry surely

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rfJ69hWM Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:52:40 No.21052016 Report

Quoted By: >>21052022 >>21052029

Ugh this general has become the pathetic bobo cope general. I'm bored. Bye retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Esyh/QQ2 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:53:37 No.21052022 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052016
see you tomorrow <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:53:52 No.21052023 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051997

until they lie again and then revise it later and its actually worse than the other revision

>no refunds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SUNb7AsZ Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:55:15 No.21052029 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052016
até logo, irmaozinho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:56:03 No.21052030 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051942
Your first mistake was trusting chinese statistics.
As for the buybacks, I'm skeptical. JD had to run a convertible bond last quarter to access some cash outside of china to continue their buyback. The cash is trapped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:56:41 No.21052032 Report

Quoted By: >>21052037 >>21052038 >>21052745

I haven't bought or sold anything yet today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AdGjZ8Ge Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:57:29 No.21052034 Report

Quoted By:

>>21050823
SHE IS 15

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TL6x5p3J Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:58:02 No.21052037 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052032
Same, had a bit of a dip because of ex div but my bp has already jumped up beyond the loss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Esyh/QQ2 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:58:03 No.21052038 Report

Quoted By: >>21052046

>>21052032
why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pHH9mCu Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:58:20 No.21052040 Report

Quoted By:

Mt. Crab

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:58:44 No.21052042 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051927
Jewish short ladder attack

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:58:47 No.21052043 Report

Quoted By: >>21052057 >>21052066

>>21052014

imagine being bullish about the end of being able to trust anything that you see or hear for the rest of your life. its unironically fucking over... people are going to get dumber and more easily manipulated to levels never before comprehensible. there will be zero legitimate discourse about anything and you will simply be told what to do be the "experts".

Its so fucking over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 14:59:40 No.21052046 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052038
Idk what to buy. Market seems to be too schizo lately. I narrowly escaped disaster yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGdFcN6w Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:00:05 No.21052049 Report

Quoted By: >>21052065

SNOW down 13%
Is the AI meme starting to be exposed?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IivKylF Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:00:05 No.21052050 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051919
So ONLY BEARS speculate short term?? You are actually retarded kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:00:55 No.21052054 Report

Quoted By: >>21052062 >>21052073 >>21052075 >>21052076

>Buffet Index, PE ratio, and CAPE ratio have only ever been this high for America right before the covid crash and the financial crisis
>international trading at a massive discount
I hope you guys are diversified

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:01:27 No.21052057 Report

Quoted By: >>21052080

>>21052043
on the bright side, blackmail will cease to exist
who can prove that epstein island photo you are showing me wasnt AI generated hmmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:01:59 No.21052060 Report

Quoted By: >>21052066 >>21052727 >>21052833

>>21051978
What's wrong with tech? We can have high quality tech that makes life better without stuffing it with ads or spyware. You just have to incentivize the creation of that instead of the current horseshit.

>>21051986
I mean fair enough but to that point, why should anyone place any weight at all on these numbers or their revisions? It should be considered pure noise if it's so unreliable, but for some reason the markets are treating it like big news

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pHH9mCu Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:02:28 No.21052062 Report

Quoted By: >>21052714

>>21052054
>diversified
All in NesqiQQQ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:02:41 No.21052065 Report

Quoted By: >>21052068

>>21052049
AI is not a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:03:07 No.21052066 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052060
>>21052043

>what's wrong with big tech
>you just cant trust your eyes or ears anymore but look I can make porn with nvideo chips

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AdGjZ8Ge Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:04:09 No.21052068 Report

Quoted By: >>21052072 >>21052077 >>21052392

>>21052065
How does AI make any money? Its a trillion dollar chatbot industry.

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:FNnF3t2s Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:04:44 No.21052070 Report

Quoted By: >>21052706 >>21052744

>>21051956
Basically that IQ is normalized to have a 100 average and some particular well-defined meaning for what a "point" is (i.e. 15 points is one standard deviation). It makes sense because there's clearly no absolute way of measuring intelligence, so we measure by comparison of the individual to the aggregated results in an unbiased mathematical way. Sort of like ELO in chess I think.

Also, we don't even have a relative way of measuring *intelligence*, only meme puzzle solving skills, but it's the best we have.

The real world is incredibly complex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JnN/OR48 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:04:47 No.21052071 Report

Quoted By:

>>21051985
Imagine thinking this is fake and not a demon. All of those demon sigils etched into silicon summoned it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:05:07 No.21052072 Report

Quoted By: >>21052078 >>21052083 >>21052700 >>21052709 >>21052723

>>21052068
How does social media make any money? How is Facebook worth billions of dollars? I've used it for 20 years and never paid a dime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QWLPo3ok Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:05:21 No.21052073 Report

Quoted By: >>21052699 >>21052714

>>21052054
it always bounces back and goes higher so why should i care?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:05:35 No.21052074 Report

Quoted By:

*I've also never bought anything that was advertised on facebook.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:05:35 No.21052075 Report

Quoted By: >>21052714

>>21052054

seems like a great time to buy NEGATIVE P/E FUCKING ROBLOX STOCK VALUED AT 30 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS WITH A DECLINING USER BASE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:06:02 No.21052076 Report

Quoted By: >>21052714

>>21052054
how are you positioned?

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Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:FNnF3t2s Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:06:04 No.21052077 Report

Quoted By: >>21052082

>>21052068
>How does AI make any money?
According to Bags an AI will hack the blockchain and steal everyone's bitcorns.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dj1Yoips Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:06:21 No.21052078 Report

Quoted By: >>21052079

>>21052072
you have looked at 10 thousand ads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:06:40 No.21052079 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052078
I haven't though.

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:9Qd7DR1r Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:06:58 No.21052080 Report

Quoted By: >>21052702 >>21052707

>>21052057
Just make shit up about your neighbors. Say you heard them and their friends saying wrong think shit, get them locked up and use their property. It's like the witch trials all over again. What a time to be alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zEHVIrQs Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:07:14 No.21052082 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052077
That was just the plot of Neuromancer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJP3bbvj Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:07:31 No.21052083 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052072
>used it
So, you've uploaded photos and scrolled through other people's posts? Seems like a pretty low-overhead service in the first place. Couple that with humongous advertisement potential and I can see a pretty good [and annoying] business model. This doesn't even take into account how much money they get from selling deep user data.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:00 No.21052392 Report

Quoted By: >>21052715 >>21052723

>>21052068
How does google search make any money?
Users can just type in the url of the website they want, can't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HyBT+ZPM Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:14 No.21052512 Report

Quoted By:

I am shitting in the tank of a convenience store toilet. The market should be heading back up shortly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:17 No.21052699 Report

Quoted By: >>21052717

>>21052073
Well youre gonna be below water for 15 years before it does, but yeah, you dont care so its not an issue obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:21 No.21052700 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052072
They only exist to launder money printed from the Fed. They don't need you to buy anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qhq4nIHU Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:42 No.21052702 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052080
Is connecticut that bad?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yyDLEO9R Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:08:43 No.21052704 Report

Quoted By: >>21052742

>>21051915
Idiot. Each of the tests is normalized on a specific sample, 100 being the median, and standard deviation usually 15 points.
Each standardized test can be compared only to itself. They are not tuned to give scores comparable to other "IQ tests". They are only calibrated to represent as 100 the "average person" in the standardized cohort. These cohorts will often be grouped by age, and sometimes can be different when the test is translated to local demographic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:09:03 No.21052706 Report

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>>21052070
I got you. Just kidding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:09:43 No.21052707 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052080

you have to have a higher social credit score than your neighbors though (most people here will have low social credit scores for posting pedophilia on 4chan)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JnN/OR48 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:09:59 No.21052709 Report

Quoted By: >>21052718

>>21052072
Read the terms of service. They sell your personal information. You know how the government wants to ban TikTok or put it under US control because it steals information? Facebook does it too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:10:20 No.21052714 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052062
>>21052073
>>21052075
Any other metrics I should look for?
>>21052076
Globally diversified so about 40% international stocks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:10:36 No.21052715 Report

Quoted By: >>21052750

>>21052392

the government pays them to censor wrongthink and scrub it from search results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QWLPo3ok Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:10:54 No.21052717 Report

Quoted By: >>21052721

>>21052699
>15 years
holy fuck you're delusional
i'll just keep averaging down, i'm cash heavy. trying to predict the bottom (or the top) is pointless

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:10:54 No.21052718 Report

Quoted By: >>21052738

>>21052709
That's a con. The government wants to ban all non-Jew controlled social media because muh antisemitism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cBfwMGXp Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:11:22 No.21052721 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052717
all of this but youre still a fucking swede

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AdGjZ8Ge Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:12:03 No.21052723 Report

Quoted By: >>21052730 >>21052732 >>21052737 >>21052828 >>21052848

>>21052072
>>21052392
Is /smg/ really this dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:12:12 No.21052725 Report

Quoted By:

Ok 100 is the median. But from what? We have meters. Meters are 100 cm. Americans are average 175cm. Africans lets say 165cm. Meters are absolute. How is IQ different? I also understand that 50 IQ is not half the cognitive ability of 100, but that would only mean IQ is relative in itself and not an absolute measure in its own metrics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lRCD3ODA Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:12:22 No.21052726 Report

Quoted By:

>SOXS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5TaGdVyt Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:12:26 No.21052727 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052060
>why should anyone place any weight at all on these numbers or their revisions? It should be considered pure noise if it's so unreliable

because most don't have anything better
getting accurate stats for this stuff is actually very challenging, and any 3rd party with that knowledge probably isn't sharing it (at least not for free)

even if it's unreliable overall, it's more reliable when compared to itself - more about the trend then the raw #s
outside of falling GDP (another figure even easier to cook), unemployment is arguably the most critical ingredient for a recession, especially in such a consumer-driven economy like the US

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+/xhqWa Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:12:50 No.21052728 Report

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Nobody expects any serious issues to arise the USA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qhq4nIHU Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:13:07 No.21052730 Report

Quoted By: >>21052733

>>21052723
why are you asking?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:13:34 No.21052732 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052723
We have a lot of fags that just gamble and don't know jack shit about actual fundamentals
as an aside its really funny Youtube makes billions while Twitch is going bankrupt lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sYUHEVwm Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:13:41 No.21052733 Report

Quoted By: >>21052736

>>21052730
he think we dumb

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lRCD3ODA Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:14:32 No.21052736 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052733
No way, bro, I'm big brained.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7U/Ywy86 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:14:41 No.21052737 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052723

>doesn't realized "ad revenue" is a vague category that mostly consists of tens of billions of dollars directly from the US government to scrub wrongthink from the internet

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Anonymous ID:JnN/OR48 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:14:49 No.21052738 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052718
That too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:16:01 No.21052740 Report

Quoted By: >>21052741 >>21052743 >>21052749

Guys.. the image limit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yyDLEO9R Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:17:17 No.21052741 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052740
Still not hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vicfzyg0 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:17:46 No.21052742 Report

Quoted By: >>21052797

>>21052704
This is for you >>21052001
>hurr IQ tests are normalised for cohorts
>then why does Africa have an IQ in the 70s?
>hurr IQ tests are normalised for cohorts

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Anonymous ID:KjZYkGpt Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:17:55 No.21052743 Report

Quoted By: >>21052749

>>21052740
oh no...
someone has to do something
imagine someone where to post an important picture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:17:58 No.21052744 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052070
While it's true that there are some attempts to normalize IQ results. There is no ranking database with 7 billion datapoints to normalize the entire world.
In the end, it is a contrived number. Different organizations that offer tests must attempt to create a standard curve, but once deployed in the wild there's no guarantee results will match the intended normal distribution.

Additionally, IQ is intended to be tuned across age groups. A 10 year old and a 25 year old taking the same test would naturally have different expectations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TL6x5p3J Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:17:58 No.21052745 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052032
You just inspired me to buy another 3k of QDTE and XDTE on the discount day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JnN/OR48 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:18:13 No.21052747 Report

Quoted By: >>21052754

I'm not baking. I'm just not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KjZYkGpt Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:18:57 No.21052749 Report

Quoted By: >>21052761

>>21052740
>>21052743
*were

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Anonymous ID:1IupoJJR Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:19:08 No.21052750 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052715
Their official name is Alphabet inc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:20:05 No.21052752 Report

Quoted By:

While shitposting in this thread, my CLMT shares have spiked 15% on no news.

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

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Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:3e89P0Nk Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:20:48 No.21052754 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052747

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Anonymous ID:L9Mqy0vT Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:20:53 No.21052755 Report

Quoted By: >>21052756 >>21052762

i guess that's it...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:13+hj3j3 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:21:13 No.21052756 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052755
based final post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjZYkGpt Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:21:32 No.21052758 Report

Quoted By: >>21052773

finally the last smg, we did it reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AdGjZ8Ge Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:21:54 No.21052760 Report

Quoted By:

I might bake but I also might not bake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:21:59 No.21052761 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052749
Tay is of utmost importance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:22:02 No.21052762 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052755
Thank god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ksf9iJ8K Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:22:31 No.21052765 Report

Quoted By:

NEW
>>21052764
>>21052764
>>21052764

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yLDzXQ3B Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:22:38 No.21052766 Report

Quoted By:

THEY ARE PRESELLING THE EVENT

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh ID:9Qd7DR1r Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:23:41 No.21052773 Report

Quoted By: >>21052785

>>21052758
Some of you guys were cool. Some of you guys suck, but damnit I won't even look back at these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjZYkGpt Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:24:47 No.21052785 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052773
who the fuck are you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yyDLEO9R Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:25:57 No.21052797 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052742
https://pracowniatestow.pl/pl/p/Skala-Inteligencji-Stanford-Binet-5-SB5/187
>Polska wersja testu to pełna adaptacja najnowszej wersji oryginalnej, normy opracowano na podstawie badań ogólnopolskich.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cIu5M16 Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:30:12 No.21052828 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052723
none of those numbers are real
these "enterprises" are make-work
what do they even do all day?
how do they make their money?
if you have to ask...
they're not essential (workers)
the scamdemic should've made it crystal clear

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4IivKylF Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:30:44 No.21052833 Report

Quoted By:

>>21052060
Why would the CIA and other spooks fund the creation of meta and Microsoft and then not stuff it with spyware?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9UDA3b Thu 22 Aug 2024 15:33:13 No.21052848 Report

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>>21052723
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