>>2107115You could spend your nights watching cartoons while eating ketchup and bologna sandwiches. She would love you unconditionally, always be smiling in your presence. She wouldn't start fights and would always treat you with respect so long as you treated her with dignity. You'd never need to worry about her leaving you for Chad Thundercock because not only would she be 100% devoted to you, but Chad would never be able to see the beauty behind her mental defects.
