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>be me
>raised as an only child (I'm only 38)
>I caused mummy and daddys divorce
>nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies
>GOLDEN BROWN TENDY TOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
>mfw its 03:00am
>eww mummy is sleeping with nasty landlord
>mummy I'm hungries
>yell into intercom for snackitysnacks
>CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!!
>her tired voice reponds with "PISS OFF SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!!"
>insolent woman I know there are tendies in the freezer bring me my tendies
>challenging me at this hour?
>keep chanting for the tendies that are rightfully mine
>evil jew landlord tells mummy to shut me up
>naughty man. Making mummy's ladylettuce smell like sardines
>The war has begun.ctn
>enter sunrise. All Preparations are complete.
>nullifying any chance of escape I reeeee into mummies "office" on my valiant reinforced electric wheelchair
>douse jew in two jugs of poopyjuice before he can activate his spells
>evil jew is unable to battle!
>ram him into the corner and then leap off of my valiant steed and mount mummy's face
>NO NO NO NO NO NO MUMMY! YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE!!
>"URGH! YOU'RE CRUSHING ME SWEET-- OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE NO!!"
>Groan as I release a big boy turd so nasty her fingernails begin to peel backwards
>gaze into her eyes as the impact sends mummy into panic attack
>expel the last of my poopies on the sheet. How many times must I break you?
>tidy up my toys and waddle into kitchen to await my spoils
>slithery jew slithers out of my castle and says we don't need to worry about rent ever again
>mummy finally arrives visibly shaken and broken inside
>opens the freezer to make my tendies and blows them until they are cool
>"mummy you have to chew them for me"
>mummy breaks down in tears and screams for death
>yawn, give myself 5 extra gbp and fall asleep without eating them.
>raised as an only child (I'm only 38)
>I caused mummy and daddys divorce
>nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies
>GOLDEN BROWN TENDY TOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
>mfw its 03:00am
>eww mummy is sleeping with nasty landlord
>mummy I'm hungries
>yell into intercom for snackitysnacks
>CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!!
>her tired voice reponds with "PISS OFF SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!!"
>insolent woman I know there are tendies in the freezer bring me my tendies
>challenging me at this hour?
>keep chanting for the tendies that are rightfully mine
>evil jew landlord tells mummy to shut me up
>naughty man. Making mummy's ladylettuce smell like sardines
>The war has begun.ctn
>enter sunrise. All Preparations are complete.
>nullifying any chance of escape I reeeee into mummies "office" on my valiant reinforced electric wheelchair
>douse jew in two jugs of poopyjuice before he can activate his spells
>evil jew is unable to battle!
>ram him into the corner and then leap off of my valiant steed and mount mummy's face
>NO NO NO NO NO NO MUMMY! YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE!!
>"URGH! YOU'RE CRUSHING ME SWEET-- OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE NO!!"
>Groan as I release a big boy turd so nasty her fingernails begin to peel backwards
>gaze into her eyes as the impact sends mummy into panic attack
>expel the last of my poopies on the sheet. How many times must I break you?
>tidy up my toys and waddle into kitchen to await my spoils
>slithery jew slithers out of my castle and says we don't need to worry about rent ever again
>mummy finally arrives visibly shaken and broken inside
>opens the freezer to make my tendies and blows them until they are cool
>"mummy you have to chew them for me"
>mummy breaks down in tears and screams for death
>yawn, give myself 5 extra gbp and fall asleep without eating them.
