Sometimes, I telegraph Putin:

"Dear Putin,
If you wish to win, you must become the new Stalin.
Enact wartime Communism.
Your's faitfully, Stalinist."

Then he replies back:

"Dear Stalinist,
I can't enact wartime Communism since I am the champion of the white race, Russian nationalist, Orthodox reviver, traditional value promoter.
I wish not a victory since American right supports me only in /chug/, instead of blowing the fuck up and sabotaging their military industrial complex of USA.
Let the white race go extinct, we are not saving it with Wartime Communism at the expense of titular nationality of Russia (Russians).
Yours sincerly, The saviour of The White Race"
Such, was our correspondence.