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Anonymous ID:FJtfJ1Ar Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:53:30 No.21108592 View View Reply Original Report

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No Nvidia No AI anime waifu edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Tr9advg Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:54:39 No.21108600 Report

Quoted By: >>21108612

FUCK NIGGERS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KqjnacGM Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:56:43 No.21108609 Report

Quoted By: >>21108624 >>21108628

invest in urself :)

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Anonymous ID:+az9Fn5G Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:57:05 No.21108611 Report

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Quand la pluie tombera
Et que le grand vent se lèvera
Le ciel se couvrira de nuages
Rouges et très bas
Ce sera le temps où chacun tremblera
Ce sera le temps où chacun se souviendra
Il arrivera

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FJtfJ1Ar Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:57:05 No.21108612 Report

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>>21108600
Why do you post this every thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrfHU281 Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:59:42 No.21108624 Report

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>>21108609
based :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:01:06 No.21108628 Report

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>>21108609
blessed. but also no I won't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZKVyM3B1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:01:22 No.21108631 Report

Quoted By: >>21108833

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:05:35 No.21108639 Report

Quoted By: >>21108664

>>21108633
Ja, ist schon wundersam, dass die Arbeitslosenzahlen insgesamt über die Jahre gesunken sind, obwohl die Bevölkerungszahlen, insbesondere in den USA, steigen. Und das in den USA, wo es offensichtlich heftige Überschneidungen mit illegalen Einwanderern gibt, die ja wohl nicht wirklich als Beschäftigte gemeldet werden, schätze ich.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:07:25 No.21108642 Report

Quoted By: >>21108644

Would you buy this chart?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:08:12 No.21108644 Report

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>>21108642
Not yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xZhjXGaB Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:08:13 No.21108645 Report

Quoted By: >>21108649 >>21108660 >>21108882

I'm a girl

hahahahaha

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hahahahaha ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:09:00 No.21108648 Report

Quoted By: >>21108655

>paid off two of my nasty loans that had 6-7% interest
>interest payments are barely $150 a month if that now when they resume
>all the fags that didn't pay their debts cause they wanted the goberment to step in are getting fucked
hahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:09:01 No.21108649 Report

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>>21108645
claimed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAgGbR2w Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:11:20 No.21108655 Report

Quoted By: >>21108672

>>21108648
if there is anything you can count on it is n_____s not paying back debt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:egsSjFg5 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:11:24 No.21108656 Report

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Its so fucking over
>Dow 42000 eoy
The west has fallen
>Rate cuts imminent
Billions must die
>AI will spark industrial revolution 2; electric boogaloo

The market no more insane, clowny and bipolar than the participants are

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aRq9tLDJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:13:50 No.21108660 Report

Quoted By: >>21108667

>>21108645
>id has gab in it
Yeah, checks out. Feel free to show your tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LQ1zQJ5I Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:14:39 No.21108664 Report

Quoted By: >>21108670 >>21108673

>>21108639
Kennst du eigentlich "unseren Chudster"?
Das ist so einer, der alles vorausgesagt hat und nichts davon ist eingetroffen. Beinahe schon auf Lolcow-Level.
https://www.youtube.com/@DrBerninger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAgGbR2w Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:15:57 No.21108667 Report

Quoted By: >>21108674

>>21108660
leave her alone chud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:17:38 No.21108670 Report

Quoted By: >>21108690

>>21108664
Kek, nein. Schau ich mir mal an. Ein spezifisches Video im Sinn?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:18:30 No.21108672 Report

Quoted By: >>21108678 >>21108682 >>21108817

>>21108655
I genuinely think the combination of auto loan debt, student loan debt, and all this other shit is going to push the next generation fully into the socialist camp. They are going to go for price caps, rent control, state subsidized house down-payment, paying the interest on the loans, etc. Etc.

And its going to absolutely crush the dollar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:18:57 No.21108673 Report

Quoted By: >>21108690

>>21108664
>+166% bei Straßenpiraterie
kek
>Es beginnt - 14000 Jobs

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Anonymous ID:aRq9tLDJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:19:16 No.21108674 Report

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>tfw I was told that $TLT would moon
>it hasnt
Wtf gives? Which one of you lied to me
>>21108667
Post tits, bitch.
Its yours, or hers. You decide.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAgGbR2w Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:21:05 No.21108678 Report

Quoted By: >>21108684 >>21108687 >>21108689 >>21108691 >>21108701

>>21108672
ive never had a loan or credit card. Im going to be honest - boomers can go fuck themselves and I hope this system burns, so long as my life is better.

t. zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:21:37 No.21108682 Report

Quoted By: >>21108740

>>21108672
You're absolutely right. It is actually so much worse than you can even fathom. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFaorAPRx-k

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:22:04 No.21108684 Report

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>>21108678
We used to be that way. Until the financial crisis made us a culture of debt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:23:09 No.21108687 Report

Quoted By: >>21108715

>>21108678
If the system burns your life will get worse.
>I've never had a loan.
Oh you sweet summer child, open up your wallet and pull out a dollar bill of any denomination.
What do you think that represents?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aRq9tLDJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:23:18 No.21108689 Report

Quoted By: >>21108715

>>21108678
>being proud of being incapable of handling small CC debt
lol what's next, kid? your generation is a fuckin shitpile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LQ1zQJ5I Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:23:39 No.21108690 Report

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>>21108670
Ne, kann man quer einsteigen.
>>21108673
Ah, bist schon voll dabei lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:23:53 No.21108691 Report

Quoted By: >>21108715

>>21108678
if the 'system' burns your life will be so, so much worse
and it's what your faggot generation deserves so who's got a light?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:25:00 No.21108695 Report

Quoted By: >>21108700

>take out a cash advance on your credit card
>buy options
>stock move the wrong way and your options tank
>call the credit card company and say you lost your credit card and noticed some irregular charges being made
>they give you your money back
why wouldnt this work?

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Anonymous ID:RxoTUbc9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:25:47 No.21108697 Report

Quoted By: >>21108803

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Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:26:16 No.21108700 Report

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>>21108695
He actually figured it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:26:47 No.21108701 Report

Quoted By: >>21108709

>>21108678
its crazy that the millenial generation built a tiny bit of class consciousness and the zoomers are the chuddiest incels imaginable, we grew up basically the same didnt we?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:29:47 No.21108709 Report

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>>21108701
Millenials didn't get sucked into the internet until they were already in middle school or older.
Zoomies have been on ipads since day 1. ;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAgGbR2w Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:32:04 No.21108715 Report

Quoted By: >>21108726 >>21108736 >>21108737 >>21108740

>>21108687
no no, you misunderstand. YOUR life will get worse. my life will get better.
>open up your wallet and pull out a dollar bill
money is fake nigger
>>21108689
>He had debt
>he paid interest on that debt
ok leaf
>>21108691
social security is literally a socialist wealth transfer to lazy boomer faggots from the youth. its a fucking pyramid scheme They are the richest of all of us and demand you give them more. For the first time 30 year olds are poorer than their parents. keep blaming "muh lazy zoomies no hard work!" you better hope greedy j words rape you before I do because I am going to be merciless.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:34:52 No.21108726 Report

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>>21108715
there are still poor boomers who need it, dont lose sight of the class war in your generalizations. maybe progressive SS that turns off at assets over 200k or other income over 2k

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PikRKfWb Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:36:08 No.21108732 Report

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the bottom is when intlet hotswaps their ceo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aRq9tLDJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:37:07 No.21108736 Report

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>>21108715
You *DO* realize that paying interest on a CC is *NOT* essential, right?
LMFAO you were in the SpEd classes, weren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:37:07 No.21108737 Report

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>>21108715
Explain to me exactly, how the current system collapsing, and the current people who run things coming together to offer a new system, in which they have more power at the expense of the literal right to own property, is going to make your life better.

>money is fake.
Worse, you fucking retard. Money is DEBT. Every American dollar that exists is an IOU to the Federal Reserve. Learn to take advantage of that, or get ready to own nothing and be happy!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:38:22 No.21108740 Report

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>>21108715
If you think Social Security is socialist, you have no idea how fucking fucked we actually are.
Watch this >>21108682
If you can stomach all 7 hours of it which I doubt you can, you will understand how fucked all of us really are.

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Anonymous ID:RxoTUbc9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:39:03 No.21108742 Report

Quoted By: >>21108755

>days without self harm
>was: 0
>now: 1
Still pretty bruised up, but I should be able to go grocery shopping on Friday. Might have gotten a concussion. Hopefully that doesn't affect my trading and I can make some money in the last two days of the month...

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:44:34 No.21108755 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108742
OOHH, good job, keep at it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:48:49 No.21108768 Report

Quoted By: >>21108773 >>21108777 >>21108778 >>21108784 >>21108787 >>21108882 >>21108888 >>21108896

G-guys, I'm terrified. There was a big spider in my bathroom, an actual spider, not one of these thinlegged faggots that I'm ok with, but a spider, maybe 1,5 inch, but THICCer. I didn't kill it, as I don't like killing animals. I just sprayed a little deodarant close to it (aluminum free) to make him move towards the direction of the window. A few minutes later I came back in and I can't find him anymore. Did he leave, did he hide? I had the same thing last year, same spider lookswise and I almost trampled it in the dark in the night barefoot. This one I killed, now I was too merciful and my mercy might be my undoing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:50:02 No.21108773 Report

Quoted By: >>21108783

>>21108768
use a glass and a stiff piece of paper (maybe one of your govt gibs cheques) to catch and release
simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PikRKfWb Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:50:25 No.21108776 Report

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import random
import time

class IntelSimulation:
def __init__(self):
self.ceo_list = [
"Alice Abernathy",
"Chad Thundercock",
"Karen Smith",
"Elon Musk",
"GigaChad Tate",
"Wojak McTears",
"Bill Gates",
]
self.stock_price = random.uniform(14.50, 15.00)
self.current_ceo = random.choice(self.ceo_list)

def swap_ceo(self):
print(f"\nIntel's board has replaced {self.current_ceo}.")
self.current_ceo = random.choice(self.ceo_list)
print(f"New CEO: {self.current_ceo}. Let's see what happens next.")

def stock_crash(self):
drop = random.uniform(0.5, 2) # Random stock drop between 0.5 and 2 points
self.stock_price -= drop
print(f"\nIntel stock dropped by {drop:.2f} points. Current price: ${self.stock_price:.2f}.")
return self.stock_price <= 10.00 # Trigger CEO swap if stock price is 10.00 or below

def run_simulation(self):
print(f"Starting Intel stock price: ${self.stock_price:.2f}. Current CEO: {self.current_ceo}.")

while self.stock_price > 5.00:
time.sleep(1) # Simulate time passing
if self.stock_crash():
self.swap_ceo()
else:
print(f"{self.current_ceo} is still in charge. Stock price holding steady.")

print("\nIntel's stock has tanked. End of simulation.")

if __name__ == "__main__":
simulation = IntelSimulation()
simulation.run_simulation()

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rLmltcZa Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:51:41 No.21108777 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108768
>assuming its pronouns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:53:08 No.21108778 Report

Quoted By: >>21108782 >>21108791 >>21108882

>>21108768
You will probably end up swallowing it as you sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:54:23 No.21108782 Report

Quoted By: >>21108791

>>21108778
this.
if your throat's a bit scratchy tomorrow morning you definitely rawdogged spidey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:54:37 No.21108783 Report

Quoted By: >>21108788

>>21108773
I know, but I fear the spooders.
>your govt gibs cheques
No, they don't have those anymore. Germany is going full force on digitalysizing everything. That's one of the major program points of the Liberals (FDP). Germany must go with the time, less physical, more digital.

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Anonymous ID:ZKVyM3B1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:54:39 No.21108784 Report

Quoted By: >>21108791

>>21108768
Yeah you done fucked up. You pissed off the Spider Council.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rvgOYH1/ Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:55:26 No.21108787 Report

Quoted By: >>21108791

>>21108768
It is very angry with you now that you've broken the non aggression pact. It is plotting its revenge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:55:36 No.21108788 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108783
*Digitalizing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 03:56:53 No.21108791 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108782
>>21108778

Shit, I don't want to get rawdogged. I know it's a doggy dog world, but please no.

>>21108784
Disgustaaaaaaang

>>21108787
He trespassed though! My apartment, my castle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KqjnacGM Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:05:04 No.21108803 Report

Quoted By: >>21108820

>>21108697
i no longer do business with any of these companies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAnfDEi4 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:08:15 No.21108809 Report

Quoted By:

First big boy paycheck just hit. Just in time for the collapse of the west ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:49Z4TKbQ Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:11:06 No.21108817 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108672
inflation just makes the rich richer and hurts the poor...i say bring it on faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RxoTUbc9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:12:14 No.21108820 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108803
......not even campbells soup?!

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:13:00 No.21108824 Report

Quoted By: >>21108843

>Called my parents to check how they are doing

>Both my boomer mom and dad are now asking if I think a recession is happening soon for real

Fucking hell, even the damn kids next door in my neighborhood were talking about that shit today while playing basketball. You know its bad when normies are going on about it more and more lately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:15:53 No.21108833 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108631
They really are gonna try to crash the economy on purpose when Trump wins(maybe), aren't they lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jxNZibGI Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:16:10 No.21108835 Report

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Bros... my TQQQ and SPXL i bought yesterday...
Why?
Were i never meant to make it?
Didnt i deserve to make it too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:18:39 No.21108843 Report

Quoted By: >>21108847 >>21108856

>>21108824
Bro.... I have been a doomer since I first learned about conspiracy theories. I was referring to Obama as "Barry Soetoro" since 2012. I have been reeing about the debasement of our currency and unhinged shit since for 15 years. Now to hear normies talk about this shit like every day stuff is actually mildly horrifying. People who used to roll their eyes at me are now coming to me for advice.

Most humans truly are hylic NPCs that refuse to hold any idea that isn't handed to them directly by people in authority and it's beyond demoralizing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:19:56 No.21108846 Report

Quoted By: >>21108848

>Shake shack closing 9 stores across states like Texas, Ohio, and California

Bros what the fuck. You got chains like Arby's, Red Lobster, and Denny's closing doors too. This is super bearish right now. Imagine Waffle House and other 'cheap' places closing too, there would be riots.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:21:14 No.21108847 Report

Quoted By: >>21108853

>>21108843
The terms redpill and bluepill have become mainstream now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CUX1ptyZ Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:21:58 No.21108848 Report

Quoted By: >>21110992

>>21108846
>arbys
>red lobster
changing tastes, only boomers like either of those places, zoomies want the spicy ethnic slop not the fried shrimp slop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:24:00 No.21108853 Report

Quoted By: >>21108859 >>21108886

>>21108847
Discussing the possibility of civil fucking war in this country is mainstream now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DJUxpn98 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:24:00 No.21108854 Report

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I have over 100k in cc debt and I'm a millenial

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:24:32 No.21108856 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108843
I remember back in 2022 when the price of fertilizer went way the fuck up due to Ukraine, I tried to warn people IRL and online to buy as much cheap non perishable food as they could afford because long term everything will get more expensive. I got ignored and they hand waved it thinking I was being paranoid.

Now those same people literally APOLOGIZED to me and regret not taking my advice now in 2024. Some had to skip meals and sell shit like their gaming PCs and furniture to get by, no joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:25:26 No.21108859 Report

Quoted By: >>21108867

>>21108853
Don't care still long SPY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:27:26 No.21108867 Report

Quoted By: >>21108878

>>21108859
based
(imstillcashanduvxy)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:27:39 No.21108870 Report

Quoted By: >>21108920

material conditions and all that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:31:27 No.21108878 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108867
I'm cash too for slurping cheapies

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:32:47 No.21108882 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108645
Prove it
>>21108768
Should have kept the swatter handy
>>21108778
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:33:42 No.21108886 Report

Quoted By: >>21108899

>>21108853
If we actually had a civil war it would be over in about a week, which is why the government will always bend the knee before it gets to that point. Half the citizens of DC could just storm the capital and it would be over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:34:34 No.21108888 Report

Quoted By: >>21108891 >>21108894 >>21108895

>>21108768
His son has come back for vengeance. You are COOKED bro. Nothing you can do now but wait for your demise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:35:46 No.21108891 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108888
Checked...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:35:55 No.21108894 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108888
checked and rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:36:29 No.21108895 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108888
FUCK THOSE QUADS. KEKED AND COOKED. I should have fuckin stopped letting him COOK.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:36:42 No.21108896 Report

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>>21108768
You made a grave mistake fren. That spider is going to hide in your toilet and wait for you to take a shit, and then crawl up into your bussy. You half assed your move to deal with it. You either kill it, or do nothing at all and it becomes your fren. I hope you learned your lesson.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:37:10 No.21108898 Report

Quoted By:

imagine sub 20 nigvideo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:37:37 No.21108899 Report

Quoted By: >>21108913 >>21108914

>>21108886
Funny thing about this, it depends on how the military goes.
If the military was cohesive and overwhelmingly in support of one side, you'd be correct.
However, if the military were to split, you would have a civil war where upwards of 40% of the fighting age population could take part according to the "academics" who study civil wars.

Modern civil wars like Libya and Syria see less than 20% of the fighting age population taking part in the conflict actively if that gives you any perspective.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:38:04 No.21108901 Report

Quoted By:

some other charts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:38:22 No.21108902 Report

Quoted By: >>21108906

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:38:41 No.21108905 Report

Quoted By: >>21109342

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:39:08 No.21108906 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108902
Oh dear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:39:46 No.21108907 Report

Quoted By: >>21108922 >>21109018

up to you to figure out if internals are (un)favorable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:41:58 No.21108913 Report

Quoted By: >>21110999

>>21108899
The real military like the navy seals, and green berets would turn on the government the second they started talking about firing on their own citizens. The libshit military grunts would get killed 20 to 1 by your average gun touting redneck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:42:31 No.21108914 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108899
i wonder which side would fare better, the one that worships guns or the one that cuts their dicks off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cGWO3/9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:45:37 No.21108920 Report

Quoted By:

MSTR has an LETF. See you later retards.

>>21108870
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:45:38 No.21108921 Report

Quoted By: >>21108951

>Everybuddy: 100% of workforce, Wisense: 100% of workforce,CodeSee: 100% of workforce Twig: 100% of workforce Twitch: 35% of workforce Roomba: 31% of workforce Bumble: 30% of workforce, Farfetch: 25% of workforce, Away: 25% of workforce, Hasbro: 20% of workforce LA Times: 20% of workforce Wint Wealth: 20% of workforce, Finder: 17% of workforce, Spotify: 17% of workforce, Buzzfeed: 16% of workforce, Levi's: 15% of workforce, Xerox: 15% of workforce, Qualtrics: 14% of workforce, Wayfair: 13% of workforce, Duolingo: 10% of workforce, Rivian: 10% of workforce, Washington Post: 10% of workforce, Snap: 10% of workforce, eBay: 9% of workforce, Sony Interactive: 8% of workforce, Expedia: 8% of workforce, Business Insider: 8% of workforce Instacart: 7% of workforce, Paypal: 7% of workforce, Okta: 7% of workforce, Charles Schwab: 6% of workforce, Docusign: 6% of workforce, Riskified: 6% of workforce, EA: 5% of workforce, Motional: 5% of workforce, Mozilla: 5% of workforce, Vacasa: 5% of workforce, CISCO: 5% of workforce, UPS: 2% of workforce, Nike: 2% of workforce, Blackrock: 3% of workforce, Paramount: 3% of workforce, Citigroup: 20,000 employees, ThyssenKrupp: 5,000 employees, Best Buy: 3,500 employees, Barry Callebaut: 2,500 employees, Outback Steakhouse: 1,000, Northrop Grumman: 1,000 employees, Pixar: 1,300 employees, Perrigo: 500 employees, Tesla: 10% of workforce

Any more layoffs am I missing in 2024 so far?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:46:08 No.21108922 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108907
Holy fucking fuck lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:50:16 No.21108935 Report

Quoted By: >>21108938 >>21108972 >>21108981

THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7c3bQQmwVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:50:52 No.21108938 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108935
skeet skeet skeet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JtkxTefM Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:56:41 No.21108951 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108921
I don't see Intel nor Dell on this list

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:58:11 No.21108954 Report

Quoted By:

Man, I was almost forced to buy a new phone. My old Moto G4's USB slot is fucked, and no cable would work loading it. But I luckily found one and it works great, no weird positioning to put pressure (upside down or putting weight on the cable etc). Just sticking it in and it loads it fully, and pretty fast even. Now I can wait til the recession hits and the chinese finally flood the market endlessly, hopefully leading them to dump the phone I want in price. Just two more weeks of waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h+slJim/ Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:00:39 No.21108958 Report

Quoted By: >>21109015

are we slooorping nvda today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:04:05 No.21108972 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108935
This song goes hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:05:18 No.21108975 Report

Quoted By: >>21109034

since monday is a holiday what are the chances there is a rugpull on friday?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:06:19 No.21108977 Report

Quoted By:

wtf was her problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:09:40 No.21108981 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108935
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:20:53 No.21109015 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108958
I don't know, you'd just be trading on price direction and macro winds. probably comes out even on the risk reward profile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Hjh3bJw Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:22:05 No.21109018 Report

Quoted By: >>21109028 >>21109326

>>21108907
What does this mean bro help I'm stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rSVfb0qY Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:29:56 No.21109028 Report

Quoted By: >>21109033

>>21109018
SPY will outperform treasuries, contingent on the quality of its make up, regardless of monetary policy
In other words, good companies keep winning and bad companies keep losing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:32:09 No.21109033 Report

Quoted By: >>21109036 >>21109038

>>21109028
good companies will win, but they win like 100x harder during easing. Thread has been dead tonight, mumu's have been sacrificed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rSVfb0qY Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:32:29 No.21109034 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108975
Is it a US holiday too? ffs i was waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rSVfb0qY Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:33:21 No.21109036 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109033
I dont care between winning and winning more. I just want to not lose
I am bad at this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:33:38 No.21109038 Report

Quoted By: >>21109041

>>21109033
Why are women's pussy's so close to their assholes? Seems counterintuitive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:34:34 No.21109041 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109038
They are designed wrong. As a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:38:40 No.21109315 Report

Quoted By:

Absolute niggermarket

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GPcxX8n3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:40:14 No.21109318 Report

Quoted By: >>21109321 >>21109333 >>21109343 >>21109345 >>21109917

is it weird to tell a girl she has a beautiful skull?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:43:01 No.21109321 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109318
Not whatsoever, I would do it early and often.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iw22RPCz Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:44:47 No.21109326 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109018
It means we're stuck between a rock and a fucking hard place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:45:21 No.21109329 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108561
>being this poor
>2011+13
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:47:30 No.21109331 Report

Quoted By:

the sp500 rebalances 4 times per year, typically on the third friday of march, june, september, and december. but they make the announcement of which companies are going to be rotated into the sp500 2 weeks before the actual rebalancing happens. this would mean that the next sp500 rebalancing announcement will occur next friday, friday september 6, after the market closes. now there is a long list of requirements that companies have to meet to be included into the sp500, but some of the largest companies by marketcap not included in the sp500 would be
APO
PLTR
WDAY
these 3 companies would be in the top 200 companies by market cap if included into the sp500
other notable companies that could be rotated in include
DELL (im actually not sure why they arent in the sp500)
DASH
NET
do with this information as you please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:48:46 No.21109333 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109318
Yes. Say headshape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:52:36 No.21109337 Report

Quoted By: >>21109351

>Allstate is set to increase home insurance rates in California by an average of 34.1%, per Bloomberg

Hahahahahahaha holy shit that state is a hellhole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:55:27 No.21109342 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108905
it's so over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:55:38 No.21109343 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109318
Skull also is an ugly word, besides making her think of her actual skull without skin etc.
Even more after I heard people pronounce it "skooll"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJH1P4OB Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:56:43 No.21109345 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109318
Not if you also tell her you want to skull fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:58:07 No.21109347 Report

Quoted By: >>21109353

qqq and spy are making a bit of a comeback in the overnight hours. qqq is slightly over 469 and spy is almost up to 557.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:00:35 No.21109351 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109337
By 2030 California will be nothing but the ultra wealthy and homeless people. There will be no in-between.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:01:09 No.21109353 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109347
crab by end of day tomorrow confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fPkAzmiz Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:01:34 No.21109355 Report

Quoted By:

Just got instabanned on another board for no reason. Any feels for this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GMNKCLm8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:04:32 No.21109363 Report

Quoted By:

I hope you slurped the Nvideo dip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:07:43 No.21109374 Report

Quoted By: >>21109638 >>21109746

It's really foggy outside right now and i'm getting scared. I think NVDA is going sub 100 tomorrow...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pa56ZmBR Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:12:56 No.21109381 Report

Quoted By:

Have you guys ever heard of Nvidia?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:32:42 No.21109416 Report

Quoted By: >>21109709

lmao baggies https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1828891251283841044

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:35:06 No.21109638 Report

Quoted By: >>21109699 >>21109703 >>21109941

>>21109374
Yo rocker check this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:38:26 No.21109699 Report

Quoted By: >>21109705

>>21109638
Sar, I do not trade options sar. What do the columns mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:39:03 No.21109703 Report

Quoted By: >>21109714

>>21109638
Cash out you crazy fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:39:37 No.21109705 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109699
>value
>daily change
>cost basis
>net profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GMNKCLm8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:39:55 No.21109707 Report

Quoted By:

>I bought the WBD top
Croatia warned me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:40:20 No.21109709 Report

Quoted By: >>21109990

>>21109416
Damn this makes the shoe shine boys from the 1920's look sane lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:41:32 No.21109714 Report

Quoted By: >>21109720 >>21109721 >>21111005

>>21109703
No, I told you I'm not selling until redditors are jumping off bridges. You told me to cash out earlier when I was only up 150%.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:42:41 No.21109717 Report

Quoted By:

Yep, next event please.

>
>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Morning Bid: Nvidia watch party over, back to inflation vigil http://reut.rs/4dWzOAl

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:43:29 No.21109720 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109714
Ride to the bottom sar. We are (in spirit) with you. (This is not financial advice)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:43:32 No.21109721 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109714
Then you will face the same fate as CLFtranny

BLACKWARNINGS

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BLACKWARNINGS ID:rrPxQ0TV Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:50:12 No.21109738 Report

Quoted By:

(YOU)
HAPPENING: CONSPIRACY DISCLOSURE.
BLACKWARNINGS IS DISCLOSING.
LINKS CONTAIN HIGHER RESOLUTION IMAGE.
SAVE. SPREAD. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.
https://x.com/blackwarnings/status/1829004288888021259
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWHtsDUWsAAB2lX?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
https://x.com/blackwarnings
https://nitter.poast.org/blackwarnings/status/1829004288888021259#m
https://nitter.poast.org/pic/orig/media%2FGWHtsDUWsAAB2lX.jpg
https://nitter.poast.org/blackwarnings

scoops !!SshO9hEN2Zw

scoops !!SshO9hEN2Zw ID:emnOByx9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:52:46 No.21109746 Report

Quoted By: >>21109909

>>21109374
MISTUH FAT HANDS
have you ever considered a career in competitive eating????
you might be really good at it, nigguh, yknow what im sayin n sheeeettt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:55:30 No.21109909 Report

Quoted By: >>21109914

>>21109746
It's time for you to come to me bb. It's time for you to come home.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZ1I5aya Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:56:40 No.21109914 Report

Quoted By: >>21109920

>>21109909
Why'd he do it bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:57:35 No.21109917 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109318
Yes, It's weird don't tell her that or word it in another way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2V72BUc6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:57:57 No.21109920 Report

Quoted By: >>21109928

>>21109914
Scoopsies has always loved me, he's just been afraid for years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ATFKqUNW Thu 29 Aug 2024 06:59:39 No.21109925 Report

Quoted By: >>21109937 >>21110095

>futures
getting slurped hard. if premarket follows along with this it's going to gap up open. I was hoping futures would stay low all night, gap down open and fill a cheeky lowball on tqqq i had set. Doesn't look like that's in the cards anymore.

scoops !!SshO9hEN2Zw

scoops !!SshO9hEN2Zw ID:emnOByx9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:00:34 No.21109928 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109920
I think you’d be really good at it, mistuh fat hands
you get as much food as you want n ya have to eat it all n sheeeettt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:W1oGP5+s Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:01:57 No.21109931 Report

Quoted By:

I got your market in my pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JASs1dQWiNk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:03:03 No.21109937 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109925
this is going to be the most kiked out price action ever witnessed watch it gap up to like $122 or so in the pre market hours and then crab there for the day so all the puts get iv crushed and expire worthless too. total theta victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:04:26 No.21109940 Report

Quoted By:

Yeah, they'll just reslup it all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WzkDKkzs Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:05:22 No.21109941 Report

Quoted By: >>21110069

>>21109638
Based on the delta you have a 31% chance to be ITM at expiration. Standard deviation model has you at 47% ITM. Neither account for breakeven, and there's the volatility skew factor which I'm not getting into. The current IV is near it's peak from the past 10 years. It looks like it's in the >90th percentile over that time. Meaning the IV is more than likely to go down, lowering your vega gains, and lowering your probability ITM even further than currently predicted. I would cash out but do you baby cakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:14:45 No.21109966 Report

Quoted By:

spy up to 558 qqq up to 470 if the unemployed nigger count and gdp report comes in good tomorrow we might be ripping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rSVfb0qY Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:23:45 No.21109990 Report

Quoted By: >>21110037

>>21109709
>me, a self-styled "intellectual" (who is actually pretty bad at this)
>enter 2020
>lose 30% NW as the markets bleed off for 2 years
>Newtwo did the same thing 300 years ago
Well, that's reassuring

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:24:08 No.21109994 Report

Quoted By:

>ALMOST GREEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:25:11 No.21109998 Report

Quoted By:

>GREEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:27:07 No.21110007 Report

Quoted By:

IT'S OVER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ATFKqUNW Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:36:22 No.21110037 Report

Quoted By: >>21110106

>>21109990
>>me, a self-styled "intellectual" (who is actually pretty bad at this)
Market is pretty good at disabusing you of any notions that you may in fact be a clever boy. I only started winning consistently when i understood that i am stupid and i need a stupid strategy for stupid people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:49:15 No.21110069 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109941
Past performance doesn't predict future gains.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:50:33 No.21110076 Report

Quoted By: >>21110103

nvda bros is it over???

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:51:30 No.21110078 Report

Quoted By:

>Markets

GOOD MORNING
>https://youtu.be/K8pOFhQst4E?si=OAAWHQkdZkXHGuug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1bFtRaCL Thu 29 Aug 2024 07:59:34 No.21110095 Report

Quoted By:

>>21109925
I need a wife like that so bad wtf I hate being alive without a loving wife like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:05:12 No.21110103 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110076
thank god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rSVfb0qY Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:06:00 No.21110106 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110037
Is it a matter of KISS and consistency, or doing daring plays and going against the grain?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:10:15 No.21110118 Report

Quoted By:

Reminder that SuperMicro is to the AI bubble what MicroStrategy was to the dotcom bubble. Cope, seethe, and dilate you illegitimate glowniggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:11:13 No.21110120 Report

Quoted By:

im boomer holder on nvda so dont care but i was waiting for line to go up..

hopefully today and friday line goes back up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:13:13 No.21110123 Report

Quoted By: >>21110125

Is this good for US stocks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAnfDEi4 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:14:30 No.21110125 Report

Quoted By: >>21110128

>>21110123
Strong dollar usually equals weaker stocks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:15:13 No.21110128 Report

Quoted By: >>21110140

>>21110125
I guess, but why is the dollar pumping?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:18:35 No.21110135 Report

Quoted By:

wagin today so gonna miss most of market day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:18:48 No.21110138 Report

Quoted By: >>21110145 >>21110146

Could Americans stop buying EU stocks? It's fairly obvious that it is you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAnfDEi4 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:18:56 No.21110140 Report

Quoted By: >>21110149

>>21110128
Rush to safety maybe. If traders are uncertain about something thay may be bidding up the dollar because its safe. Forex movements are also very esoteric.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:20:22 No.21110145 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110138
Hard to be any clearer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:20:49 No.21110146 Report

Quoted By: >>21110154

>>21110138
I work in IT and most of my colleagues passive invest exclusively in the S&P 500, what's the problem with investing in foreign markets?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:22:23 No.21110149 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110140
>Rush to safety maybe.
Probably, China, Germany and the US keep posting recessionary data

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:oDGodCMz Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:23:39 No.21110151 Report

Quoted By: >>21110164

Yields...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q7OPdP++ Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:23:49 No.21110153 Report

Quoted By: >>21110166

kek baggies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:24:44 No.21110154 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110146
I'm shorting it.
>investing
Please, we are all gambling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:25:05 No.21110155 Report

Quoted By:

any sports gamblers here?

do you do better on sports or stocks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:31:27 No.21110164 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110151
I wanna know what cute pantyhose feet smell like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oAnfDEi4 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:31:48 No.21110166 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110153
Jej good one anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:48:33 No.21110198 Report

Quoted By:

I'm not buying any more NVDA above my cost basis you need to do more bobofaggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1t7GDUR2 Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:49:02 No.21110199 Report

Quoted By:

I want stock market to continue going down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:d2Ol+t7e Thu 29 Aug 2024 08:55:39 No.21110301 Report

Quoted By: >>21110322

>just buy shares of chinese compan-AACCCKKKK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MkcoPv92 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:02:10 No.21110313 Report

Quoted By: >>21110330

>YESSSSSSS NVDA IS CRASHING TO.... 2 weeks ago
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:06:26 No.21110321 Report

Quoted By:

>Eurozone Consumer Confidence Aug F: -13.5 (prev -13.4)
- Services Confidence Aug: 6.3 (est 5.2; prev 4.8)
- Industrial Confidence Aug: -9.7 (est -10.8; prev -10.5)
- Economic Confidence Aug: 96.6 (est 96.0; prev 95.8)

"good" data that is still bad is good data
and bad data is irrelevant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:06:45 No.21110322 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110301
wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A6mFeJlJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:08:10 No.21110323 Report

Quoted By: >>21110329 >>21110340 >>21110669

Is it fair to say that the US stock market has been in a massive bubble since 2009?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nZUOvlGj Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:10:07 No.21110329 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110323
>bubble means no recession

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:10:11 No.21110330 Report

Quoted By: >>21110337

>>21110313
akshually it's crashing to June 5th levels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkcoPv92 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:11:28 No.21110337 Report

Quoted By: >>21110345

>>21110330
yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:11:38 No.21110338 Report

Quoted By: >>21110352

What the fuck is this 'unrealized gains' tax? Is it only for billionaires or are we all fucked?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkcoPv92 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:12:28 No.21110340 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110323
Nah it just means that external and internal forces have been keeping Europe stagnant on purpose

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:13:43 No.21110345 Report

Quoted By: >>21110362 >>21110374 >>21110375 >>21110379

>>21110337
next stop: May 22nd levels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1bFtRaCL Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:16:18 No.21110352 Report

Quoted By: >>21110358

>>21110338
Relax homo its only for straight white males

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:17:13 No.21110358 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110352
Kek.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MkcoPv92 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:19:56 No.21110362 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110345

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sNudBKMs Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:24:12 No.21110371 Report

Quoted By: >>21110398

>nasdaq green
>soxs almost red
>nvidia dump almost bought
Well fuck my puts
Imagine if you could trade options after hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:24:19 No.21110374 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110345
wtf do you mean, everything is just repumping. It's unironically over. This market will never crash down. It's just broken. Deal with it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:24:56 No.21110375 Report

Quoted By: >>21110393

>>21110345
Next stop: generational bottom yesterday and new ATHs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkcoPv92 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:26:52 No.21110379 Report

Quoted By: >>21110398

>>21110345
It goes up by 1% in premarket every time you post. Keep going.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:27:07 No.21110380 Report

Quoted By: >>21110395 >>21110398 >>21110402

wtf? AH trading has the market basically completely recovered already
fuck this fake shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:29:15 No.21110387 Report

Quoted By: >>21110399 >>21110424 >>21110425 >>21110427

>“Almost all games should cost more at a base level because the cost of making them (inflation, for one) is outpacing pricing trends.”

>Baldur’s Gate 3 dev believes GTA 6 will change how games are priced

God I hope the video game industry crashes again, even bigger than 1983. Its all gone full retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:30:20 No.21110393 Report

Quoted By: >>21110403

>>21110375
>surely the AI hype will never die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n11DNwaX Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:30:41 No.21110395 Report

Quoted By: >>21110416

>>21110380
nothing surprising happened after market closed so why would there be a dramatic change?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1t7GDUR2 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:31:21 No.21110398 Report

Quoted By: >>21110416

>>21110380
>>21110379
>>21110371
Are we looking at the same charts? Look at SPY or NDQM daily. Very nice opportunity for short at open. If you can't see it look at inverted charts of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:31:26 No.21110399 Report

Quoted By: >>21110420 >>21110425

>>21110387
these retards are gonna have to learn the hard way to not spend 2 billions on making a fucking game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:32:21 No.21110402 Report

Quoted By: >>21110416

>>21110380
The low was at 5544, it has recoved 60 points from there. It's like they are just playing with this shit now. Just wait for the GDP pump to ATH. (no matter if it is good or bad)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:32:29 No.21110403 Report

Quoted By: >>21110413

>>21110393
It will die just not yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw&t=33s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:33:48 No.21110412 Report

Quoted By: >>21110457

I believe something big is happening in Ukraine.
I think the strategy is that they will march onto moscow. Because they know they will be faster in moscow than putin will be in Kiev

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:34:11 No.21110413 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110403
>=33s
So can someone explain why It's in the link that the video should start at 33s, but it starts at 0?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:34:55 No.21110416 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110395
>>21110398
>>21110402
im tired as shit or has Nvidia not gone back up 6 points?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mp9Nq92T Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:37:58 No.21110420 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110399
Right? Its like;
>Pokemon gold/silver having Kanto and Johto on a 8mb cartridge, literal programming black magic back in the day...now Scarlet/Violet crashes when you casually walk into the entrance of a building
>Square soft and Enix able to make a shitload of good game when separated, yet can barely make a handful of decent titles in a whole decade now as SquareEnix
>Deus Ex only took 3 years and less than 200 staff to make, ended up as a classic good game. Yet Suicide Squad took 8 years and 3400 staff to make only to be garbage
>Sony wasting so much money on stupid decisions like Concord and Helldivers 2, costing them 100's of millions

We are way overdue for a reckoning and I don't give a fuck how many game devs and streamers end up homeless. Enough is enough already.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:40:14 No.21110424 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110387
Games are so fucking gay these days, not enough time and money is spent on the complexity and overall experience on the game, It's just flashy shit and maxing out realism with graphics. Although I'm just talking out my ass because I haven't played any new game for like 5 years or more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1t7GDUR2 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:40:16 No.21110425 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110387
>>21110399
EA has been releasing slop for decades now and they are still a successful company. Shit game? Inefficiently spent funds? Who cares. It doesn't really matter for them when it's a big listed game studio included in stock indexes during massive money printing era.

BTW did you know Starcraft pro play is still going strong? Look at the shuttle+reaver micro in this one https://youtu.be/-dOnSE_Bgz4?feature=shared&t=902

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:40:43 No.21110427 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110387
>GTA 6 will change how games are priced
base game will be $99 and every idiot will buy it and only 1% will complete it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/lhPgcGv Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:42:37 No.21110431 Report

Quoted By: >>21110436 >>21110439 >>21110479

What is wrong with women?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:42:46 No.21110432 Report

Quoted By: >>21110440 >>21110453

NVDA isn't even repumping the market. SPX moves higher while NVDA doesn't move. It's just some rotation bullshit. Take money from a company that makes money and put it into less profitable, less promising companies for whatever reason. Maybe even in companies buying from 75% margin NVDA stuff.

>5609

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:42:51 No.21110433 Report

Quoted By: >>21110437

apple is up 1%, i mean wtf is going on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:43:46 No.21110436 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110431
penis envy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:44:42 No.21110437 Report

Quoted By: >>21110443 >>21110444 >>21110447 >>21110448

>>21110433
fucking AI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:44:58 No.21110439 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110431
Nothing is wrong with them, they're the same as they ever were. It's just that It's totally fine to be openly a whore these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:45:22 No.21110440 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110432
nvda dropped to 116, now it's already at 123
what gay ass shit is this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:45:50 No.21110443 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110437
Lmfao. I guess all the people working in the AI companies will upgrade their IPhones?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:46:12 No.21110444 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110437
>ramps up orders
???????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:46:23 No.21110447 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110437
kek i remember everyone shitting on AI, but now everyone shilling it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:47:29 No.21110448 Report

Quoted By: >>21110452

>>21110437
i have an iphone 7 and will never upgrade shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:48:26 No.21110450 Report

Quoted By:

WE ARE HEALING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:48:43 No.21110452 Report

Quoted By: >>21110470 >>21110471 >>21110493

>>21110448
how do you take decent pictures to your dating profile, so you can have sex with a variety of beautiful women then?
You are sexually active, aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n11DNwaX Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:48:51 No.21110453 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110432
the reason is because those less profitable companies are much, much cheaper than the overstuffed golden goose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JYuq2m4d Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:49:27 No.21110457 Report

Quoted By: >>21110482

>>21110412
Gay ass war all around we should either tell em to wrap it up or just depussyfy and bomb russia, which of course is more or less what le sad comedian zelenskyy wanted us to do all along. But it comes too naturally to our foreign policy boy genius retards to make everything into a centurylong meat grinder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:50:03 No.21110460 Report

Quoted By: >>21110476 >>21110492

so it dumped post market and now its gettin slurped premarket.

brehs....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:53:05 No.21110470 Report

Quoted By: >>21110484

>>21110452
>not using a real camera
for me it's the Canon PowerShot G9 X Mark II

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:53:49 No.21110471 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110452
kek, it has a good camera but i rarely use it
no, females give me the ick now after being with a paranoid retard and habitual liar, if i ever fuck again i will fist the first pussy i see

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:54:39 No.21110476 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110460
yeah, fuckin natural
fake market, always was

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x4vwWNyB Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:54:49 No.21110479 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110431
They need their hysteria fucked out of them on a daily basis. I am a doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:56:16 No.21110482 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110457
>bomb russia
yeah, there's a reason why we aren't doing that
russia has better missile tech and more of it than us now - we would take an ass pounding

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:56:36 No.21110484 Report

Quoted By: >>21110495 >>21110500 >>21111155

>>21110470
>for me it's the Canon PowerShot G9 X Mark II
consumer cunt, I see? What a fucking loser NPC sex-having normie cuck
For me, it's pic rel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:57:58 No.21110492 Report

Quoted By: >>21110549 >>21110592

>>21110460
Almost 70 points from the low.

The market clearly has stopped making sense.
Infineon +2% while NVDA is down. Infineon has been doing less and less money with each quarter DESPITE the AI-mania. Why would this shit go up after NVDA's earnings?

All chemical companies in the DAX pumping after a report coming out by the organization of chemical companies in germany saying things are getting worse again. The market treats every bad news as the bottom.

Pharma though is making money without end in sight. Especially in the US. No clue what the fuck you guys are doing with yourselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:58:16 No.21110493 Report

Quoted By: >>21110508

>>21110452
>how do you take decent pictures to your dating profile, so you can have sex with a variety of beautiful women then?
I mean If you have a good camera on your phone someone could take them for you, otherwise pay a professional 100 yuro, and get photos with your car, in a suit, half naked if (if you're ripped). Make sure to show your status, your money (even if you have none) and you looks. Because at the end of the day you're selling a story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:58:32 No.21110495 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110484

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Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 09:59:43 No.21110500 Report

Quoted By: >>21110529

>>21110484
>Check Eastman Kodak
>MFW it's a fucking meme stock.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:00:06 No.21110501 Report

Quoted By:

nvda bros we are so back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:01:39 No.21110508 Report

Quoted By: >>21110515

>>21110493
>and get photos with your car, in a suit, half naked if (if you're ripped). Make sure to show your status, your money
I don't want to be that type of person lmao. And I don't want the women who don't see through that cringe-fest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XQzvOrJ6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:02:01 No.21110509 Report

Quoted By:

I feel like liquidating until the election dump desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FJtfJ1Ar Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:02:52 No.21110511 Report

Quoted By: >>21110525

OP here.
So Nigvideo was -6.8% yesterday 8pm. Now it's -1.8% pre market. So is it as easy as buying yesterday and selling right now and earn 5%, literally the annual yield of treasury?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:03:04 No.21110513 Report

Quoted By: >>21110524

For me it’s the white race and East and southeast Asian girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:03:57 No.21110515 Report

Quoted By: >>21110528

>>21110508
>I don't want to be that type of person lmao.
Have fun getting 1 match per 5 months, that will amount to nothing.
>And I don't want the women who don't see through that cringe-fest
I think 99% of women can't look through that shit, because they're wired like that (to look for a strong, rich man with status). And the 1% that probably could aren't on dating apps.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:07:08 No.21110524 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110513
Yeah, your hapachildren sure will be "white"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ArW9boP Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:07:46 No.21110525 Report

Quoted By: >>21110545

>>21110511
yes, its that easy. just like buying 0 dte SPY calls every day will make you money like 80% of days

i wanted to be a bear, but i have been beheemed into submission. i now kneel to the eternal bull

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:08:22 No.21110528 Report

Quoted By: >>21110538 >>21110550

>>21110515
I do very well with just a few shitty selfies lmao
>t. 7/10 who can make himself look like an 8/10 in a picture
>I think 99% of women can't look through that shit
you're empirically wrong, cus I get a good amount of matches and I don't even show off my body or car or money or anything.
Just be half-way decent looking and write a short funny bio and you're good.
But maybe i'd do a lot better if I went down the faggot route of hiring a photographer and posed like a moron lmao. I'd rather kill my'selve, mind you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QuGIbyIn Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:08:38 No.21110529 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110500
Once upon a time Kodak was the APPL of stocks. Remember that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GMNKCLm8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:10:14 No.21110538 Report

Quoted By: >>21110542 >>21110552 >>21110563

>>21110528
I lived in Denmark for two years and was such a manlet, its really not fair. Most girls were as tall as me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:12:19 No.21110542 Report

Quoted By: >>21110591

>>21110538
>tfw 6'0 but just average height here
it do be like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:13:09 No.21110545 Report

Quoted By: >>21110558

>>21110525
>yes, its that easy. just like buying 0 dte SPY calls every day will make you money like 80% of days
i thought of doing this... what time is the best to do it? 9:45-10am or u have to actually pay attention?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:15:50 No.21110549 Report

Quoted By: >>21110551

>>21110492
>Pharma though is making money without end in sight. Especially in the US.
i havent paid attention to pharma since vaccines made pharma pump and dump... whats the nvidia of pharma?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:16:13 No.21110550 Report

Quoted By: >>21110567

>>21110528
>you're empirically wrong, cus I get a good amount of matches and I don't even show off my body or car or money or anything.
Maybe you get a good amount of matches, but how many of those end up in your bedroom getting your dick wet. Not many.
>Just be half-way decent looking and write a short funny bio and you're good.
If you show everything in the photos you don't even need a bio.
>But maybe i'd do a lot better if I went down the faggot route of hiring a photographer and posed like a moron lmao. I'd rather kill my'selve, mind you
It's not a maybe, It's 100%, and there's nothing fagish about getting your dick in some pussy. Just swallow your pride and hire a professional. There's nothing gay about posing for a few pics that land you 100 bitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:16:38 No.21110551 Report

Quoted By: >>21110581 >>21110596

>>21110549
There are several it seems. Novo, Eli Lilly, anything that serves fatties.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:17:08 No.21110552 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110538
HA, turk!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ArW9boP Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:17:54 No.21110558 Report

Quoted By: >>21110581

>>21110545
the first 20-30 mins of trading is a crapshoot so after that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:18:41 No.21110563 Report

Quoted By: >>21110591

>>21110538
Jeeze how tall are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:20:10 No.21110567 Report

Quoted By: >>21110570

>>21110550
I like how we disagree on more or less everything in life. I will stop responding to your pretty flag, so we don't derail more threads kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:21:00 No.21110570 Report

Quoted By: >>21110604

>>21110567
>I like how we disagree on more or less everything in life.
Well It's your choice to remain ignorant. I'm just trying to help you out. You asked how do I get some pussy on dating apps I told you the cheat code.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:joFDkmdb Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:23:56 No.21110581 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110551
kek, ozempic fucks
looks like lilly has met resistance
pretty crazy chart
>>21110558
the market seems so retarded now, probably not even going to drop much in Sept either

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a/RkYJ6h Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:24:31 No.21110584 Report

Quoted By: >>21110594

Very Good Nividia Bulls, a strong effort.
But Check again

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GMNKCLm8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:27:10 No.21110591 Report

Quoted By: >>21110598

>>21110563
178
>>21110542
I fucked one Danish girl, the rest was just minorities because they were smaller. Two tier society, the manlets and the niggresses on one end and all the tall Aryans on the other side

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B3Djgm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:27:16 No.21110592 Report

Quoted By: >>21110612

>>21110492
>All chemical companies in the DAX pumping after a report coming out by the organization of chemical companies in germany saying things are getting worse again. The market treats every bad news as the bottom.
That's called a news failure, when a stock rallies on bad news (or crabs/dumps on good news).

Probably a good time to long... BASF? IG Farben? What German chemical companies do the best work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:28:22 No.21110594 Report

Quoted By: >>21110601

>>21110584
>Nvidia Is Maintained at Outperform by Mizuho
>Nvidia Is Maintained at Strong Buy by Raymond James

nice try bobo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:28:42 No.21110596 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110551
For me it’s Merck. Slurped this dip already. May slurp more idk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:29:37 No.21110598 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110591
>178
Damn. Will I look like a manlet there I'm 186?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:31:00 No.21110601 Report

Quoted By: >>21110613 >>21111025

>>21110594
>putting any stock in what retarded analysts say

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+B3Djgm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:31:14 No.21110603 Report

Quoted By: >>21110606

Got the play of the century for you, boys. Last week BF.B fired all their niggers: https://archive (dot) ph/xD9DA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:31:34 No.21110604 Report

Quoted By: >>21110612 >>21110615

>>21110570
>You asked how do I get some pussy on dating apps
I didn't, you just started sharing your retard-tier opinion
>Well It's your choice to remain ignorant
I am not ignorant. You are absolutely going to attract a certain kind of woman if you pose shirtless, if you stand in front of a car like an eejit, or have someone take a pic of you in your dad's suit.
Maybe a lot more women are into that in your shithole, though, as I'm sure most guys there get from A to B in a horse and buggy and wear track suits.
I already told you I do really well on there, so not sure why you keep harping on as if I weren't. Stop seething so much when someone doesn't share your experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:33:39 No.21110606 Report

Quoted By: >>21110609

>>21110603
Very problematic as Jack Daniel literally learnt the trade from a slave nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fd85PA7B Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:34:10 No.21110608 Report

Quoted By: >>21110631

This is what happens when shareholders have completely unrealistic expectations, they expect that there must be infinite growth in a finite enviroment and the result is that they want more and more every year even when it's not possible, these people believe that 122% of growth is not enough lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B3Djgm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:35:53 No.21110609 Report

Quoted By: >>21110623

>>21110606
If that coon knew what he was doing, he should've established the business.

Anyway apparently their earnings come out in a couple hours so the call ought to be hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:37:24 No.21110612 Report

Quoted By: >>21110618

>>21110592
The best work for.... what?

>>21110604
Denmark going hard again, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:37:45 No.21110613 Report

Quoted By: >>21110638

>>21110601
everything about the earnings was good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:38:47 No.21110615 Report

Quoted By: >>21110629

>>21110604
>I didn't, you just started sharing your retard-tier opinion
Guess you were being sarcastic, didn't read the post you were responding to.
>I am not ignorant.
Yes you are.
>You are absolutely going to attract a certain kind of woman if you pose shirtless,
Are you looking for a wife on Tinder or what?
>Maybe a lot more women are into that in your shithole,
It's just female psychology, women look for the same thing in men regardless of the geographical region.
>I already told you I do really well on there, so not sure why you keep harping on as if I weren't.
Ok you're doing fine, but I'm just saying there's ways to do better. And if you're not willing to make the changes It's completely fine, just don't speculate on the results, when you haven't tried it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B3Djgm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:40:28 No.21110618 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110612
Oh, you know... whatever work provides the best solutions to problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:41:56 No.21110623 Report

Quoted By: >>21110626

>>21110609
>
With what money?
>In 1875
>inheritance
>estate
I'm sure the black slave had the same conditions, you might say privileges, like Jasper. And people would have sure bought his booze.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RhGOXbg3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:42:21 No.21110624 Report

Quoted By: >>21110625

im headign off to wage.

give me a retard pump you kikes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:43:21 No.21110625 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110624
>im headign off to wage.
>give me a retard pump you kikes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+B3Djgm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:44:05 No.21110626 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110623
He could take a loan from Black Wall Street. That prosperous commercial hub.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:45:26 No.21110629 Report

Quoted By: >>21110632

>>21110615
I don't need to do more.
You do. Make of that what you will.
Let's get back to stocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n11DNwaX Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:46:13 No.21110631 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110608
of course it's possible, you just have to be invested in the companies that are growing and out of the ones that have finished their journey before they collapse.

index investing has poisoned peoples minds into thinking in whole market terms (even though inflation means line always goes up anyway). selling nvidia when the rate of growth declines is common sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:47:17 No.21110632 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110629
>I choose to remain ignorant.
>Another personal attack towards you to reassure myself I'm right.
>Let's get back to stocks.
Yeah let's get back to stocks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:49:05 No.21110634 Report

Quoted By: >>21110636

We are so focking back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:49:55 No.21110636 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110634
I said it yesterday, It's a generational bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:53:40 No.21110638 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110613
Yeah but the stock is overvalued no matter how good the report or guidance are, so it's at the mercy of the market's mood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:56:03 No.21110643 Report

Quoted By: >>21110652 >>21110655 >>21110660

>$DG | Dollar General Q2 24 Earnings:
- EPS $1.70 (est $1.79)
- Net Sales $10.21B (est $10.37B)
- Comp Sales +0.5% (est +2.07%)
- Outlook Continues To Assume No Share Repurchases

Recession is so in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 10:59:13 No.21110646 Report

Quoted By:

NVDA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:01:06 No.21110652 Report

Quoted By: >>21110656

>>21110643
Fair value for DG is $60-$80

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OYPjTCQ1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:03:09 No.21110655 Report

Quoted By: >>21110658 >>21110703

>>21110643
>Recession is so in
Means the opposite. DG doing bad is people aren't buying shitty goods just because it's cheap then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:03:36 No.21110656 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110652
Sounds fine, fair value for SPX is 4k (if not lower).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:03:53 No.21110658 Report

Quoted By: >>21110659

>>21110655
So you're saying the consumer is doing so well, they can afford to buy more expensive produce?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OYPjTCQ1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:04:33 No.21110659 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110658
Either that or theyre borrowing a shitton of money to keep up their lifestyle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ItabSLzZ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:06:37 No.21110660 Report

Quoted By: >>21110661

>>21110643
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:08:14 No.21110661 Report

Quoted By: >>21110663

>>21110660
>actually biting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TpDd4KA3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:08:43 No.21110662 Report

Quoted By:

>I added to my NVDA position at the low last night
kek short baggies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+l6F9I Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:09:49 No.21110663 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110661
It's that easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OYPjTCQ1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:16:11 No.21110669 Report

Quoted By: >>21110699

>>21110323
2009 onward it's just been all tech which is us/china centric. euro's greatest strength are not tech companies. their biggest companies are fashion brands and pharmaceuticals. won't change any time in the future even when the bubble bursts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k4+Xyeqm Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:23:16 No.21110689 Report

Quoted By:

I boughted so much n-word video

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:23:52 No.21110691 Report

Quoted By:

this is it, the big one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:30:34 No.21110699 Report

Quoted By: >>21110701 >>21110726

>>21110669
*has the most important tech company in the world in your way*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:31:18 No.21110701 Report

Quoted By: >>21110708

>>21110699
If they can't export to china at their own free will, they are american.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:34:16 No.21110703 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110655
>low demand for cheap products is good because that means demand moved to expensive products
next level cope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:36:00 No.21110708 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110701
yeah, better not conform to their #1 client's wishes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:36:09 No.21110709 Report

Quoted By:

>NVD-ACKKK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:40:47 No.21110719 Report

Quoted By: >>21110724 >>21110987 >>21111032

Why the fuck are markets green?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N8kR0j1i Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:41:31 No.21110722 Report

Quoted By:

Nothing ever happens

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYsnOYeJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:42:10 No.21110724 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110719
To give you a chance to sell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OYPjTCQ1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:43:30 No.21110726 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110699
you're right about asml but you know what i mean

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1t7GDUR2 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:44:00 No.21110729 Report

Quoted By:

Pride of mumus will be their downfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:45:41 No.21110936 Report

Quoted By: >>21110983

>
CNBC
>@CNBC
>Dollar General shares crater 20% as retailer cuts outlook, blaming 'financially constrained' customers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ArW9boP Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:51:47 No.21110983 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110936
>blaming 'financially constrained' customers
unironically bullish. the worse consumers are, the sooner easy money comes back into the system. more liquidity is the only thing that matters in trading right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:53:13 No.21110986 Report

Quoted By:

So I did some DD and I found out that this time it's different.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XQzvOrJ6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:53:52 No.21110987 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110719
because we dumped for no reason yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ltpmph3E Thu 29 Aug 2024 11:57:43 No.21110992 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108848
i get arby's all the time. red lobster doesn't have coupons they send me in the mail though so monke brain doesn't go there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ltpmph3E Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:01:16 No.21110999 Report

Quoted By:

>>21108913
yeah i think they really tried to get as many sociopaths in there as they could that would shoot anybody for fun as long as they get an atta boy. but found out the numbers just won't crunch on the timeline they want. so they'll probably go for the foreign war approach, probably too soon to get anyone on the pandemic shit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mm9kBeoh Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:02:56 No.21111001 Report

Quoted By: >>21111003 >>21111007 >>21111010 >>21111239

NVDA analyst upgrades this morning:

Morgan Stanley Raises Target price to $150 from $144
Bernstein Raises Target price to $155 from $130
Wells Fargo Raises Target price to $165 from $155
Goldman Sachs Raises Target price to $135
Mizuho Raises Target price to $140 from $132
BofA Securities Raises Target price to $165 from $150
Raymond James Raises Target price to $140 from $120
JPMorgan Raises Target price to $155 from $115
Needham Raises Target price to $145 from $120

Have you thanked them for saving us from a -10% day yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:04:47 No.21111003 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111001
you forgot
Rosenblatt Buy PT $200

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrfHU281 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:06:00 No.21111004 Report

Quoted By: >>21111006

the herd needs its shepherds

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ltpmph3E Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:06:54 No.21111005 Report

Quoted By: >>21111009

>>21109714
i was about to set a sell limit this morning but you're courage has convinced me. it's just money. we'll meet in valhalla brother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U7dWsqNE Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:09:30 No.21111006 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111004
Matthew 9:36: "When he saw the crowds, he had compassion on them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:09:50 No.21111007 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111001
>BofA Securities Raises Target price to $165
lmao that's $4.059T market cap. These retards have to based their estimates on sentiment-based valuation because fundamentals don't even justify half of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:10:46 No.21111008 Report

Quoted By:

Wow okay I really did expect to wake up to a much redder portfolio. Thank internationalfags, I didn't think you had the slurp in you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ltpmph3E Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:11:34 No.21111009 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111005
you're? haven't had coffee, off to work have a good day ebrybudy

and no cunny allowed while i'm gone

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8ArW9boP Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:12:02 No.21111010 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111001
>Have you thanked them for saving us from a -10% day yet?
you could have sold NVDA premium yesterday going into earnings for a +376% profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yhcNWq/j Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:12:26 No.21111011 Report

Quoted By: >>21111021

https://x.com/APompliano/status/1829129369144488284

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:16:38 No.21111015 Report

Quoted By: >>21111017 >>21111018

So the market is pricing in revenue growth for nvidia for like the next 2 years as big tech buys up a shit ton of their hardware. After that no one knows.
If the short term growth is already priced in, it seems that generating alpha is highly unlikely, so what's the point in taking the idiosyncratic risk right now if it will more or less move with the market? And nvda is a special case with tons of emotional retail investors who bought the run-up, thus becoming a megacap with insane volatility.
I don't know, man. It's seems like holding nvda right now is legitimately retarded. But nvda investors can still get lucky with another megapump, you can never underestimate retail retard strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:18:58 No.21111017 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111015
>shaved
i sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:19:42 No.21111018 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111015
The play has always been to ride the chipmaker wave until the companies buying the chips start to fully implement them. I'm betting we'll see some retarded pumps on Meta and Google over the next year or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:23:11 No.21111021 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111011
The criminal court system will have its fun with this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h2WzxtmS Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:25:54 No.21111023 Report

Quoted By:

I thought Nvidia was the market but the market is up and Nvidia is down.
Fuck Cloudflare btw.
Took me 5 minutes to get this post through

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:26:33 No.21111024 Report

Quoted By: >>21111027

This is the average nvda investor btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ie2UvSBc Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:26:41 No.21111025 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110601
The rate at which I've been devastated by an analrapist giving an outlook contrary to my position is almost 100%. How these fucks are allowed to have such a massive influence on the retail masses is beyond me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XQzvOrJ6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:28:57 No.21111026 Report

Quoted By:

what are the chances amerilards will dump again on open

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h2WzxtmS Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:29:00 No.21111027 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111024
Did we just find No News Nigger's account

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:29:00 No.21111028 Report

Quoted By:

LEAKED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:30:41 No.21111030 Report

Quoted By:

All the data was perfect again lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/i7P0dm0 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:31:01 No.21111031 Report

Quoted By:

GDP (QoQ) (Q2) 3.0% 2.8% 1.4%
burgerbros, i kneel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4gsKjjHb Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:31:01 No.21111032 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110719
because niggervideo arc climaxed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:32:32 No.21111036 Report

Quoted By: >>21111076

I am constipated. I will be upset if the markets dump while I cannot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:32:48 No.21111037 Report

Quoted By:

>less jobless claims
>more consumer spending
Bobosistahs....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:33:58 No.21111038 Report

Quoted By:

THE AMERICAN CONSUMER WILL PUMP MY BAGS
NVIDIA WILL UNDERPERFORM
THE MARKET IS HEALING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:34:57 No.21111039 Report

Quoted By:

The american sloptrain rolls on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:37:33 No.21111046 Report

Quoted By: >>21111048

This went up bigly in the 2nd advanced report
> Final consumption expenditures of nonprofit
institutions serving households

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:38:23 No.21111048 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111046
>]
Is that... what we call in germany... the Tafel?
aka food for the homeless and poor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vzi4q7Ye Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:43:22 No.21111063 Report

Quoted By:

Futas green. Let me guess, dump on America open?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:43:31 No.21111065 Report

Quoted By: >>21111132 >>21111149 >>21111213

Service sup because of:
>Final consumption expenditures of nonprofit
institutions serving households

Why Goods is up, I can't really tell. Gasoline is up slightly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:44:42 No.21111070 Report

Quoted By: >>21111073

Why are eurocucks so bearish on America? It's just such an obvious inferiority complex. You guys try to twist literally everything into a reason for the next economic collapse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XQzvOrJ6 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:46:47 No.21111073 Report

Quoted By: >>21111084

>>21111070
because you niggers dump what eurochads pumped on open 4/5 times

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:48:14 No.21111076 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111036
I’ve got to dump soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4gsKjjHb Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:48:51 No.21111080 Report

Quoted By: >>21111083 >>21111085 >>21111086

We should have hit image limit already.
You are not posting enough.

This market is retarded.
We are going through bubble after bubble, but instead of having them pop and crash everything with them, we just replace them with another bubble.
Which ones did we go through already? Biotech bubble, tech bubble, AI bubble. What next?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:50:15 No.21111083 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111080
Forgot the crypto one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:g4mU9Gtc Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:50:16 No.21111084 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111073
...why would you pump what we're dumping dummy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:50:52 No.21111085 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111080
GDP bubble

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:51:08 No.21111086 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111080
Hmmm if we just use a little logic here we might come to the conclusion that you're actually just wrong about these bubbles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJH1P4OB Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:51:15 No.21111087 Report

Quoted By:

Every German poster is Hans and Franz

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:52:10 No.21111089 Report

Quoted By: >>21111094 >>21111096

>GDP revised up to 3%
so no rate cuts?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:53:31 No.21111093 Report

Quoted By: >>21111122

mornin' fellas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:53:42 No.21111094 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111089
Two more weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrfHU281 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:54:15 No.21111096 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111089
if my positions go down than we need rate cuts
lets see where it goes today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y/+ZgQtY Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:55:07 No.21111098 Report

Quoted By: >>21111106 >>21111107

So NVDA is gonna pump today right brehs… I lost a lot of money after hours yesterday..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:57:01 No.21111106 Report

Quoted By: >>21111109

>>21111098
Tell me you didn't sell tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y/+ZgQtY Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:57:10 No.21111107 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111098
Oh shit it already recovered a lot from last night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y/+ZgQtY Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:57:26 No.21111109 Report

Quoted By: >>21111126

>>21111106
I didn’t kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMejtHs8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 12:57:51 No.21111111 Report

Quoted By: >>21111111 >>21111121 >>21111123 >>21111127 >>21111128 >>21111130 >>21111138 >>21111154 >>21111167 >>21111176 >>21111402 >>21113709 >>21113923

܂>>21111111
NVDA to $211.11 EOY
܂>>21111111

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eQfSLmE2 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:00:09 No.21111121 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:00:13 No.21111122 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111093
Good morning fren

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jxNZibGI Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:00:14 No.21111123 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
Wtfwt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:00:35 No.21111125 Report

Quoted By: >>21111131

i would like to take this time to give special recognition to one of /sng/'s most respected heros, the /bant/ janitor . he's a man of few words, but at least he's a man (unlike the /biz/ tranitor). We thank you for your service janny. From the bottom of our hearts, we love you janny!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:00:36 No.21111126 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111109
Nice work. Yeah I was down ~$3k from yesterday's open last night but half of that has recovered lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:01:02 No.21111127 Report

Quoted By: >>21111140

>>21111111
>NVDA getting $5 trillion in market cap
This is delusional as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j0dDb3qj Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:01:11 No.21111128 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
>scripted get
not ai enjoy your bags

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mm9kBeoh Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:01:24 No.21111130 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
>>21111111
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:01:32 No.21111131 Report

Quoted By: >>21111142

>>21111125
Drink bleach

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:01:38 No.21111132 Report

Quoted By: >>21111149

>>21111065

>Final consumption expenditures of nonprofit
institutions serving households
whatever the fuck that is

How did that get revised up this bigly? It pretty much pumped up services from 2,2% to 2,9% all the while health care was revised down (0,45->0,34) as well as other stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:03:41 No.21111138 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
Holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jxNZibGI Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:04:06 No.21111140 Report

Quoted By: >>21111148

>>21111127
Its actually only a matter of time.
Trillion dollar market caps where pure fantasy 30 years ago. Now look where we are at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:04:58 No.21111142 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111131
OOOHHH, watch it chrissy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:06:50 No.21111148 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111140
Considering Apple is only at $3.4, there are only 10 companies even above $1 trillion, it's still insane

It's still an amazing company but the PE ratio of 75 is fucking insane. Hence we're seeing people taking gains at the record highs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:06:56 No.21111149 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111132
>>21111065
>In the national income and product accounts (NIPAs), personal consumption expenditures (PCE) measures the goods and services purchased by “persons” -- that is, by households and by nonprofit institutions serving households (NPISHs)

>In the NIPAs, spending on medical services is classified either as household consumption expenditures, as final consumption expenditures of NPISHs, or as government consumption expenditures. By far, PCE for health care accounts for the largest share of this spending. It includes direct payments by households and by insurance companies (or the government) on behalf of households to both for-profit and government health care providers, as well as the gross operating expenses incurred by nonprofit hospitals and other nonprofit health care providers. (Government consumption expenditures for health care are measured the same way as for nonprofits -- that is, output is measured as operating expenses, and government consumption expenditures are measured as operating expenses less sales.)

>The NIPAs identify consumer spending on health care services by households separately from the consumption expenditures of NPISHs in the recording of total PCE. Health care services provided by nonprofit institutions are separated into the amount paid for by the households directly (or on behalf of the households by insurance companies or the government) and the amount paid for by the nonprofit institutions in the form of “noncovered” operating expenses. The former equals the receipts earned by the nonprofits for the sale of their services, and the latter equals the nonprofits’ net operating expenses after subtracting the amount covered by the receipts.

So it is likely Healthcare.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:07:43 No.21111151 Report

Quoted By: >>21111152

GDP IS UP BECAUSE OF FATTIES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:08:28 No.21111152 Report

Quoted By: >>21111159

>>21111151
It'd simple, all we needed was insane levels of debt and massive immigration

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:09:23 No.21111154 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
Fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:09:25 No.21111155 Report

Quoted By:

>>21110484
going on vacations with these cameras was peak comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:10:42 No.21111159 Report

Quoted By: >>21111170

>>21111152
Healthcare is saving the US economy. Most jobs are by healthcare and services got pumped by it. Actually it is likely fatties. Fatties and cancertreatment.

Goods was pumped by gasoline and food, so less walking, more eating.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:11:54 No.21111161 Report

Quoted By: >>21111165

>Bloomberg trots out the tenth Jeet of the morning to shill NVDA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:12:49 No.21111164 Report

Quoted By:

>saggin' pants is sexy to us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:13:01 No.21111165 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111161
Ples saar buy the niggercoin I must feed the village

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fW9vDEJx Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:14:00 No.21111167 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111111
Checked add me in it bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9b3fWjj/ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:14:59 No.21111169 Report

Quoted By: >>21111175

is nvidia going to correct itself back to 130 and then crab?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:15:15 No.21111170 Report

Quoted By: >>21111174

>>21111159
>17.3% of our GDP is Healthcare
When you combine that with the massive level of consuming to cause the health problems we are treating, it's probably something insane like 20% or 25% of our gdp is from gluttony
The fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z5Ld5YXK Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:17:50 No.21111174 Report

Quoted By: >>21111177 >>21111181

>>21111170

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LUYhGOF/ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:18:31 No.21111175 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111169
Yup, gotta screw over both puts and calls for maximum option gambler death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:18:45 No.21111176 Report

Quoted By: >>21111183

>>21111111
>get on a 3 post/minute board
*yawn*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:18:50 No.21111177 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111174
Yep. But the costs will eventually bankrupt us

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:19:58 No.21111181 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111174
Blacks are saving the US economy. Jobswise too!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEe9x2Kr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:20:09 No.21111182 Report

Quoted By: >>21111184

Why is this shit going up? It looked perfect last night

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:20:39 No.21111183 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111176
He’s right you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5gor/vD3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:20:41 No.21111184 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111182
Say the line!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:22:24 No.21111188 Report

Quoted By:

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wGhFpSAT Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:22:25 No.21111189 Report

Quoted By: >>21111194 >>21111195 >>21111199

Why the FUCK is it going up ON NO NEWS?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:23:33 No.21111194 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111189
Well see yesterday good news was bad news. This morning there isn't much news, so that's good news.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jBufePoR Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:24:47 No.21111195 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111189
Cheh...
*pulls out comically large newspaper*
*holds it from the top and shoves it in your face*
How about THIS news
*points to large headline titled "NEWS" in Times New Roman font*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:27:21 No.21111197 Report

Quoted By:

Anyways, PCE tomorrow will come in soft and we'll pump again as if a ratecut wasn't already 100% in with Powell's words.

I mean, can anybody explain to me, why they expect PCE and Core PCE to go up again?

>Vorhersage = expectation
>Aktuell = actual

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:27:29 No.21111198 Report

Quoted By: >>21111201 >>21111203 >>21111204 >>21111207 >>21111208 >>21111212

I’ve had a tough time wiping lately. Do all you Europoors have bidets?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:27:34 No.21111199 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111189
ehm, it isn't even open yet, sweaty heart. Watch it dump on open by anywhere from 0.00000001 to 100%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LFoFj85q Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:27:37 No.21111200 Report

Quoted By: >>21111205

the crash is coming

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:28:14 No.21111201 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111198
We just don't have a tough time wiping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9OZbVfSB Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:29:12 No.21111203 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111198
I have a tushy from amazon, best fuckin thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:29:21 No.21111204 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111198
use the sink to wet your toilet paper if you don't have a bidet.
If your sink is too far from the toilet to do this, it means that surely you have a bathroom big enough to install a bidet.
No excuses, simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:29:51 No.21111205 Report

Quoted By: >>21111218

>>21111200
is it the big one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RxoTUbc9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:00 No.21111206 Report

Quoted By: >>21111212 >>21111226 >>21111227

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LETS MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ccR68p4v Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:26 No.21111207 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111198
Yes, couldn't live without one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:35 No.21111208 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111198
i'm not obese so wiping isn't a problem for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ap7BAAqJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:36 No.21111209 Report

Quoted By:

ALL FUCKING SPOOKS MUST FUCKING HANG

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X9yYP0/p Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:42 No.21111210 Report

Quoted By: >>21111221

DEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V1Ds3ItM Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:30:59 No.21111211 Report

Quoted By:

permanently high plateau

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:31:26 No.21111212 Report

Quoted By: >>21111222

>>21111198
Dude Wipes. They'll change your life.
>>21111206
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:31:38 No.21111213 Report

Quoted By:

Is the market gonna realize the GDP is up this big because of health care and companies having full inventories?>>21111065
>Change in private inventories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LFoFj85q Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:32:11 No.21111218 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111205
bigger than that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wUsuUhQk Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:32:26 No.21111219 Report

Quoted By:

CRASH AND BURN

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ae28/6xJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:32:39 No.21111221 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111210

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:32:55 No.21111222 Report

Quoted By: >>21111224 >>21111231 >>21111234

>>21111212
Yeah I use wipes but wonder if everyone else has a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:33:45 No.21111224 Report

Quoted By: >>21111228 >>21111234

>>21111222
I thought wet wipes clogged up the plumbing, have they figured out how to avoid that now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:34:24 No.21111226 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111206
>CAM ON LETS MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bd46e8xL Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:34:26 No.21111227 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111206
>30:00
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wUsuUhQk Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:34:41 No.21111228 Report

Quoted By: >>21111236

>>21111224
yeah you put them in a bin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bd46e8xL Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:15 No.21111231 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111222
Checked, I have a bidet. I don't always use it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nl1Bij1A Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:19 No.21111232 Report

Quoted By:

why nvda down on good news

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:miX5V2/o Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:31 No.21111233 Report

Quoted By:

GIVE US THE NEWS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:42 No.21111234 Report

Quoted By: >>21111238

>>21111222
Checked
>>21111224
They sell flushable wipes but I never flush 'em regardless

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:47 No.21111235 Report

Quoted By:

Sacred heart of Jesus, I TRUST IN YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:49 No.21111236 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111228
that's revolting, though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LOp3vvCD Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:35:50 No.21111237 Report

Quoted By: >>21111240

Tech xisters. We're winning again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:36:32 No.21111238 Report

Quoted By: >>21111244

>>21111234
so you have a bucket with shit-covered wet wipes?
how does this work exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3O3SYnBP Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:37:14 No.21111239 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111001
they simply cannot let NVDA fall because it would take the whole market with it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jxNZibGI Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:37:20 No.21111240 Report

Quoted By: >>21111245 >>21111250 >>21111286

>>21111237
Kek where are the smug bobos?
Are you ok bobo?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z5Ld5YXK Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:37:38 No.21111241 Report

Quoted By:

>SOXL
>O
>X
>L

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:38:24 No.21111242 Report

Quoted By:

Oh baby look at SPY computer!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:38:36 No.21111244 Report

Quoted By: >>21111249

>>21111238
They go in the trash, yeah. There's hardly much shit on them if you wipe good enough with TP and you're not a fatass. The wipes are just to make sure your ass is nice and squeaky clean and you're not walking around with an itchy butthole all day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:39:08 No.21111245 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111240
I posted that gif!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FIK5RnjE Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:40:12 No.21111248 Report

Quoted By:

you could have made millions continuously shorting and buying soxl in the last few months

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:40:50 No.21111249 Report

Quoted By: >>21111267

>>21111244
but doesn't the shit can smell a bit. what happens if you invite a QT over

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LFoFj85q Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:40:57 No.21111250 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111240
>bulls obnoxious at the highs again
I think we all know how this is going to end
SPX to 4700 before eoy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:41:50 No.21111253 Report

Quoted By: >>21111268

did /our guy/ make any profit on his puts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMEmtIRQb0w

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:42:40 No.21111257 Report

Quoted By:

REDDIT SELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:miX5V2/o Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:43:40 No.21111260 Report

Quoted By:

It wants higher

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdVFuiEz Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:44:38 No.21111262 Report

Quoted By:

Hmm I thought bears said we were going to have a -10% open?? Hmmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:45:59 No.21111263 Report

Quoted By:

anybody got any NVDA loss porn from trading OTM short dated calls?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:46:13 No.21111264 Report

Quoted By:

Weird how the market is going down while AAPL and MSFT pump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:47:35 No.21111267 Report

Quoted By: >>21111274 >>21111277

>>21111249
No not really. I'm married but if I had a girl over I'd just empty the trash before she arrived. Simple enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UMejtHs8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:47:40 No.21111268 Report

Quoted By: >>21111283

>>21111253
nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nZUOvlGj Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:48:05 No.21111270 Report

Quoted By:

AHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:48:19 No.21111272 Report

Quoted By:

Why is MSFT even pumping? Cause NVDA made more money due to them buying more GPU?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TpDd4KA3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:48:31 No.21111273 Report

Quoted By:

NVDA closes above $130 today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UuvCJwp1 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:48:47 No.21111274 Report

Quoted By: >>21111314

>>21111267
This is all very fascinating. I suppose you can buy scented trashbags which would help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9327XLHl Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:49:09 No.21111276 Report

Quoted By:

>DG
Guess they can start putting their stock in the shelves too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:49:18 No.21111277 Report

Quoted By: >>21111314

>>21111267
I highly doubt you're married if you're pitching your shitty wipes in the trash

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:50:22 No.21111280 Report

Quoted By:

Apologize.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:51:54 No.21111283 Report

Quoted By: >>21111294

>>21111268
damn that IV decay is crazy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RxoTUbc9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:52:19 No.21111285 Report

Quoted By: >>21111288 >>21111289 >>21111290

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEe9x2Kr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:52:34 No.21111286 Report

Quoted By: >>21111295

>>21111240
My portfolio is going down compared to where it opened. My portfolio usually leads the whole market by a few minutes, so don't be too happy. It's not 100 percent reliable though but more often than not whatever happens to my portfolio happens to the rest of the market afterwards. Probably because I'm in high IQ stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LOp3vvCD Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:53:21 No.21111288 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111285
I'm not baking. I'm just not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:53:36 No.21111289 Report

Quoted By:

>>21111285
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrfHU281 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:53:39 No.21111290 Report

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>>21111285
i don't work for free sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TpDd4KA3 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:53:39 No.21111291 Report

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>added to both TSLA and NVDA last night
imagine not slurping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2j6pbro4 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:54:14 No.21111294 Report

Quoted By: >>21111306 >>21111336

>>21111283
implied move was 7%, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:54:51 No.21111295 Report

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>>21111286
Why not just countertrade yourself then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QuPNKs2D Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:55:01 No.21111296 Report

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It's weekly ex-div day
only going to collect 2.5x my margin interest instead of a whole 3x this week, but it's been pretty zany

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miX5V2/o Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:55:06 No.21111297 Report

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>He's going to bake a thread
>for free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LOp3vvCD Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:55:51 No.21111299 Report

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posting in the last smg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miX5V2/o Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:57:03 No.21111301 Report

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Bears are SO FUCKING STUPID LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:57:09 No.21111302 Report

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wtf even was that,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:58:03 No.21111304 Report

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WTFWT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:58:23 No.21111305 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:efi2OHra Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:58:40 No.21111306 Report

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>>21111294
i thought it was 10% but i could be wrong, all the top kek at all the 115 put holders thinking they were gonna print last night

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV

Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV ID:LJDfLA9L Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:58:43 No.21111307 Report

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>smug_pepe.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cYGraMkr Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:58:54 No.21111308 Report

Quoted By: >>21111312

DG going out of business, who will employ crackheads and other undesirable burdens of society now? Walmart can only employ so many tards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S6fm0+Kf Thu 29 Aug 2024 13:59:17 No.21111309 Report

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. . . _ _ _ . . .

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BlV/Qr67 Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:00:17 No.21111311 Report

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What the fuck was this
What the fuck was that
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UjkmLevi Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:00:42 No.21111312 Report

Quoted By: >>21111320

>>21111308
>DG going out of business

honestly pretty insane considering they are the main source of groceries for broke ruralpoors

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:01:14 No.21111313 Report

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baking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:01:28 No.21111314 Report

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>>21111277
I've got my own separate bathroom so I put whatever I want in the trash and the wife never has to know.
>>21111274
We do use scented trashbags for the kitchen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:02:17 No.21111316 Report

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The market just pumped on this:

>US Pending Home Sales (M/M) Jul: -5.5% (est 0.2%; prev 4.8%)
- Pending Home Sales NSA (Y/Y): -4.6% (est -2.0%; prev -7.8%)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wKzA2AEr Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:02:25 No.21111317 Report

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Did anybody screencap the anon from yesterday who was like "holy fuck my puts are going to PRINT tomorrow morning"?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrX5K9z Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:02:49 No.21111319 Report

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>>21111318
>>21111318
>>21111318

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dgpLhxWk Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:03:07 No.21111320 Report

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>>21111312
WMT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1SniFQze Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:03:22 No.21111322 Report

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>
>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>The US pending home sales index just broke the pandemic low and is now at the worst ever level.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMejtHs8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:07:35 No.21111336 Report

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>>21111294
~9-10%

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YRBM4yHu Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:20:11 No.21111402 Report

Quoted By: >>21111408

>>21111111
The mass immigration influx of /biz/niggers ruinned this board forever, thanks janny trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UMejtHs8 Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:22:07 No.21111408 Report

Quoted By: >>21113076

>>21111402
>oh no i didnt get to post a cute anime girl for the get ;_;
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljGJmb9a Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:26:02 No.21111430 Report

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nvda closed the gap and went back down
its real, its over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrfHU281 Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:36:08 No.21111487 Report

Quoted By: >>21113033

NVDA had to die for the other MJ7 to pump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cGWO3/9 Thu 29 Aug 2024 15:25:54 No.21113033 Report

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>>21111487
It's Fagmann.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+TJAsWGP Thu 29 Aug 2024 15:34:08 No.21113076 Report

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>>21111408
anime website you retarded fucking niggerfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ViOEbkyH Thu 29 Aug 2024 16:51:57 No.21113709 Report

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>>21111111
HOW THE FUKC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibj7PvuJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 17:16:26 No.21113794 Report

Quoted By: >>21113796

܂test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibj7PvuJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 17:16:45 No.21113796 Report

Quoted By: >>21113800

܂>>21113794܂

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibj7PvuJ Thu 29 Aug 2024 17:17:59 No.21113800 Report

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>>21113796
U+0702 SYRIAC SUBLINEAR FULL STOP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+d0aOy+J Thu 29 Aug 2024 17:50:16 No.21113923 Report

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>>21111111
script nigger

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