Ate some ice cream and my wife brought me some blueberry jam that I’m currently eating with some brioche bread. My wife told me that she overhead a woman talking on the phone about some “pizza induced shakedown, aka the trinbouha” I immediately knew this was code words and I tried not to stress her so I told her it’s probably some tik tok thing. She’s currently resting since she’s tired (why do Italian women sleep all day?) I’m thinking waking her up and driving all the way west, behind the Rocky Mountains in missile silos