Canada is full of eskimos and polar bears. Every white male you see will try to suck your dick to meet their ever-growing monthly minority dick sucking quotas. At the monthly mandatory gay pride parade, every hetero white male has to announce publicly how many minority dicks they have sucked the previous month and also how many minority dicks they sucked two months prior. If the number of dicks two months prior is greater than the number of dicks in the most recent month, the wretched leaf is labelled a racist and is forced to undergo the tried and true canadian refaggotisation process, which teaches time management skills to ensure plenty of dicks are sucked in future months. When they arent sucking dicks, they watch hockey (gayest sport ever. Its like soccer mixed with figure skating) and drink the thin fermented beaver piss they call "beer, eh?" in order to rehydrate themselves for yet another round of sucking foreign dicks. The women dont know how to cook. One of them is Avril Lavigne. Fuck Canada. Keep your fucking geese.