[12 / 2 / 1]
Quoted By: >>21137242 >>21137410
>went to the park for my daily walk (supposed to run but I ate too much)
>saw a VERY CUTE woman wearing mini skirt jogging past me
>excited with the thoughts of a seemingly feminine and innocent looking female jogging so good I wanted to witness her strength more
>thought of bright idea to walk backward so I'd see her more often (since she'd run toward me)
>mins later finally saw her youthful energy radiating toward me
>we randomly exchanged eye contact then she immediately jogged the other way
I CANT FUCKING EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME I WILL DEFINITELY STAB PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE AND BOMB THIS DUMB FUCKING PARK TOO. HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME I CAN'T ESCAPE MY UGLY BEING
>saw a VERY CUTE woman wearing mini skirt jogging past me
>excited with the thoughts of a seemingly feminine and innocent looking female jogging so good I wanted to witness her strength more
>thought of bright idea to walk backward so I'd see her more often (since she'd run toward me)
>mins later finally saw her youthful energy radiating toward me
>we randomly exchanged eye contact then she immediately jogged the other way
I CANT FUCKING EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME I WILL DEFINITELY STAB PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE AND BOMB THIS DUMB FUCKING PARK TOO. HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME I CAN'T ESCAPE MY UGLY BEING