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Anonymous ID:M8g0G1pC Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:26:24 No.21146125 View View Reply Original Report

Only God can save this market now edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Cornering the Orange Juice Market:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPafskRMVM [Embed]

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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Anonymous ID:VhWNVfZc Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:27:45 No.21146127 Report

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The Fake And Gay Index (FAG) has just flashed a huge buy signal: heres why trading experts think this is a good time to invest

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Anonymous ID:cYPHzAYq Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:28:22 No.21146131 Report

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I told you it's over for the retarded Mumoids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YsEpXjQA Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:28:48 No.21146136 Report

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>>21146125
>leaf
>pony shit
yeah that makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7DpItxr0 Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:32:11 No.21146147 Report

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Someone make another thread
No Canadian baker rule starts now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VhWNVfZc Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:34:03 No.21146152 Report

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if THIS is the correction, what the frick was the start of august?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GMWboyOH Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:34:27 No.21146153 Report

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>HEY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS IT'S PROBABLY A BEAR MARKET RALLY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DAWGtxfb Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:35:27 No.21146160 Report

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Is this the bottom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+hnm9NOk Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:36:11 No.21146163 Report

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Anonymous ID:kEU1pBO0 Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:36:21 No.21146165 Report

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>>21146160
it's certainly a bottom for these threads when we have a leaf making Pony op images

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+44vcpy Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:39:04 No.21146211 Report

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOXL BAGGIES KEK KEK KEK
>>21146163
>Dick's Call tomorrow
Hopefully the market doesn't get FUCKED by DICKS tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DAWGtxfb Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:43:44 No.21146228 Report

Quoted By: >>21146236 >>21146258

>ROOT
What went wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gX5mcT/U Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:45:42 No.21146236 Report

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>>21146228
>$0.6B microcrap
Are we supposed to know what that is?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jK/5QHx4 Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:48:52 No.21146258 Report

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>>21146228
Canadian company, no further explanation required

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+hnm9NOk Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:49:54 No.21146262 Report

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>>21146236
I see them sponsor race cars sometimes
Probably not a good sign...
CRWD is also a prolific race car sponsor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OKjRBV/R Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:50:24 No.21146266 Report

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If you bought good, recession-proof businesses at a fair price then you have nothing to worry about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYpbIc5o Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:52:04 No.21146279 Report

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>>21146163
puts on AI and DKS calls on DLTR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7DlQ9ZW Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:56:38 No.21146295 Report

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>>21146163
if last week was any indication, dollar tree is about to be blood red.
i only do business with some of these companies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+hnm9NOk Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:58:47 No.21146310 Report

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>>21146295
I actually used to work for one of those companies...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:00:45 No.21146319 Report

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>>21146163
>>21146295
Yeah Dollar General last week said the low income consumer is struggling so much they have reduced sales. Funny, but scary also.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3wpNeED5 Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:03:36 No.21146326 Report

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Dividend investing general /dig/
>>21143481
>>21143481

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:03:55 No.21146328 Report

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>>21146319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRu-Ao-EiHg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x8YNF2Wa Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:04:37 No.21146330 Report

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>>21146319
Dollar General is more expensive than an actual grocery store if you factor in portion size so it makes sense more hicks are driving to the Walmart to get their rice and beans.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:06:13 No.21146335 Report

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>>21146330
>if you factor in portion size
They can't do this math.

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Anonymous ID:MKTLkXxC Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:07:20 No.21146340 Report

Quoted By: >>21146343 >>21146372 >>21146402

This is going to be the funniest crash in history

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:08:22 No.21146343 Report

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>>21146340
Did Nancy Pelosi sell?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gX5mcT/U Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:12:32 No.21146357 Report

Quoted By: >>21146366

>>21146343
Pelosi is a dummy
>Pelosi previously disclosed selling 25,000 Nvidia shares back in July 2022 at a loss of $341,365. As Benzinga has previously reported, holding onto the shares would have turned into millions of dollars in profits had they held onto the stake.
Imagine losing money on NVDA before today lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+44vcpy Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:13:22 No.21146358 Report

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>>21146343
Yes. Disclosure much later (60 days)

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Anonymous ID:gX5mcT/U Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:14:31 No.21146360 Report

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Holy shit I just realised that if you pronounce NVDA as en-vee-dee-ay it almost sounds like Nvidia.

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Anonymous ID:AFqVau20 Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:14:47 No.21146363 Report

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tried to warn you mumuniggers about the double top, but instead you got uppity and wouldnt listen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MKTLkXxC Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:15:05 No.21146366 Report

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>>21146357
She's still gonna be less of a baggot than the fags still holding in 3 months

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Anonymous ID:aW+ujkkM Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:15:07 No.21146367 Report

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So if "everyone" knows that September is the worst month for the market and that buying TMF is the play when rates get cut, do you think market makers are actually going to let it happen? Am I overestimating the average person/trader's knowledge of these plays? It feels way too obvious.

Also stop making new threads before we hit the 150 image limit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8cXT/AbE Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:15:27 No.21146368 Report

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>>21146335
They can when they have kids to feed and not enough money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:15:29 No.21146369 Report

Quoted By: >>21146371 >>21146388

>>21146360
I never understood how this word has anything to do with graphics cards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+44vcpy Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:16:03 No.21146371 Report

Quoted By: >>21146388

>>21146369
stylized New Video

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Anonymous ID:YsEpXjQA Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:16:36 No.21146372 Report

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>>21146340
>2020: This is going to be the funniest crash in history
>2021: This is going to be the funniest crash in history
>2022: This is going to be the funniest crash in history
>2023: This is going to be the funniest crash in history
>2024: This is going to be the funniest crash in history

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlSBfpb0 Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:16:51 No.21146374 Report

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was it the subpoena that made nvda tank?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:16:55 No.21146375 Report

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>>21146368
In a poor house you run out of toilet paper you go buy one roll. You don't buy the 20 pack or even the 6 pack. You buy one roll. You don't have money for toilet paper right now you use napkins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7DlQ9ZW Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:17:30 No.21146378 Report

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>>21146372
two more weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:17:46 No.21146379 Report

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>>21146258
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:19:55 No.21146383 Report

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Tempting to put half my stack into Chewy calls. It recovers I'll go from 60k to close to 100k.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gX5mcT/U Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:20:51 No.21146388 Report

Quoted By: >>21146401

>>21146369
>>21146371
I have a secret source of knowledge only known to exceptionally smart people that I can use to find the answer to this question
>Nvidia initially had no name and the co-founders named all their files NV, as in "next version".[35] The need to incorporate the company prompted the co-founders to review all words with those two letters.[35] At one point, Malachowsky and Priem wanted to call the company NVision, but that name was already taken by a manufacturer of toilet paper.[34] Huang suggested the name Nvidia,[34] from "invidia", the Latin word for "envy".[35]
Sounds like the answer is "because Huang is retarded"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:21:32 No.21146390 Report

Quoted By: >>21146401

>>21146383
On the surface this sounds like a wallstertbets lebbit play, which would ring alarm bells in my mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:24:19 No.21146401 Report

Quoted By: >>21146412 >>21146418

>>21146388
>Sounds like the answer is "because Huang is retarded"
Very rich retard now.

>>21146390
Why not continue what works I guess given it got me the last 20k.

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Anonymous ID:TVU33zQ8 Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:24:52 No.21146402 Report

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>>21146340
Steady lads, deploying more copium

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDL3VWkr Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:25:56 No.21146412 Report

Quoted By: >>21146427

>>21146401
Do it faggot. I need someone to bet against my puts for good juju

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:26:55 No.21146418 Report

Quoted By: >>21146422 >>21146427

>>21146401
When you win a sizable stack on gambling, you should try to risk less of the stack for new gambles or all that work could be wasted

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Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:27:10 No.21146419 Report

Quoted By: >>21146428

I was talking to a person on /pol/ that made this image edit with the moving escalator. He is happy the image is still going around. Thought you guys should know.

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Anonymous ID:NDL3VWkr Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:27:38 No.21146422 Report

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>>21146418
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlSBfpb0 Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:27:41 No.21146423 Report

Quoted By: >>21146433 >>21146451

all my hopium is on sports gambling. cant wait to fail every bet on that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:28:14 No.21146427 Report

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>>21146418
>>21146412
I was actually thinking of making a rule where 10% of profits go to VOO and can't be touched, but it was just a thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:28:30 No.21146428 Report

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>>21146419
This is a really shitty version of it where you can’t even decipher the btc logo but good job i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7DlQ9ZW Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:29:58 No.21146433 Report

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>>21146423
yfw da burrs win da superb owl?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:30:19 No.21146435 Report

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>>21146428
I think that is the oldest one. All the others are copying losers. Dude also admitted he was new to image editing when he did it. Still stuck around though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:30:44 No.21146437 Report

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>>21146422
Hit a nerve?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GMWboyOH Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:31:13 No.21146440 Report

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>>21146367

>>21146403

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:32:48 No.21146444 Report

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>>21146435
I like the one where it’s a jew banker running a race against a black girl with debt shackles and in the distance there’s a btc pepe on a rocket passing them both

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NDL3VWkr Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:33:01 No.21146446 Report

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>>21146437
Not at all lol. I'm a blue chip boy. I was just trying to encourage the retard.
>10% of profits into VOO
Lol
lmao even.

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Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:34:19 No.21146449 Report

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>>21146444
I know the one. Don't have it saved.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:34:30 No.21146450 Report

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>>21146446
I can’t sleep with myself not to warn zoomers who seem hell bent on self destruction

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Anonymous ID:gX5mcT/U Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:35:02 No.21146451 Report

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>>21146423
For me it's political gambling, you just look for odds that make you think "people are retarded to think this might happen" and bet on it not happening. I started 3 weeks ago and already more than doubled my money, mostly thanks to betting on RFK Jr. not dropping out (the last line is what I got for the lawsuit against the betting site).

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Anonymous ID:NDL3VWkr Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:35:30 No.21146530 Report

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>>21146450
>awww aren't you sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:41:15 No.21146577 Report

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>>21146449
That takes me back to /biz/ 2017 vibes which are forever gone in the cipher

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Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:45:15 No.21146592 Report

Quoted By: >>21146606

>>21146577
Here was one of them you probably forgot from 2017. ELLA crypto. Some anon actually gave me some for free. It was worthless...lol

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Anonymous ID:Q/L//trF Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:47:53 No.21146604 Report

Quoted By: >>21146612

This September is going to cause a suicide or two. Buckle in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:48:08 No.21146606 Report

Quoted By: >>21146614

>>21146592
I must have missed that one. I got sucked into the digibyte marine train.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+hnm9NOk Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:49:28 No.21146612 Report

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>>21146604
maybe ding anon was the smart one getting out early

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Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:49:39 No.21146614 Report

Quoted By: >>21146617

>>21146606
Well how about a classic. I saved this image in 2017.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:51:44 No.21146617 Report

Quoted By: >>21146635

>>21146614
This still gives me a chuckle in the dark days:
https://youtu.be/WNH7BIzqWNI?feature=shared

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:56:49 No.21146635 Report

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>>21146617
My favorite was the bogs vs Sminem videos.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AFEXUGYU Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:58:04 No.21146638 Report

Quoted By: >>21146642 >>21146651

How do people just go to their 40 hour work week like its nothing? I looked through my old phone and saw the work numbers and I legit go PTSD.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M79g2K3Q Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:59:30 No.21146642 Report

Quoted By: >>21146652

>>21146638
Do what you got to do. I'm waging and trading right now. 72k a year at work before taxes and about the same trading stocks and options but no tax.

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Anonymous ID:0cx/6SKL Tue 03 Sep 2024 23:59:43 No.21146643 Report

Quoted By: >>21146650

The Pivot™

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Anonymous ID:+hnm9NOk Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:01:46 No.21146650 Report

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>>21146643
hello mister jerome
200 bepis please
than you sir
no further questions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lzWjy1tw Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:02:05 No.21146651 Report

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>>21146638
It’s not said enough but the people you have to work with make those 40 hours a breeze or a hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AFEXUGYU Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:02:12 No.21146652 Report

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>>21146642
Don't you have to pay tax once you are over 35K in capital gains?
>Do what you got to do.
what the hell does this mean?
Even playing my old alarm tune gives me PTSD

Anonymous

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>>21146125
SPY now outperformed QQQ ytd and 1 year

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