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Goyslop fast

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:30:46 No.21146144 View View Reply Original Report

I need to do a goyslop fast guys, I get such crazy craving for chocolatey sweets its insane. Right now craving a dark chocolate brownie with ice cream or something. Want to at least do a month no goyslop fast but I feel like I can't even last a single day. Its been almost 24 hours since I had a fix (piece of caramel, and 5 Oreo cookies) and right now I could kill for a bar of chocolate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:36:55 No.21146166 Report

Quoted By: >>21146207

Any meditation techniques or supplements I can try to use to treat my goyslop addiction guise. Please
I'm not even overweight, I can't lose or gain weight idk wtf is wrong with me. Like I've got a gremlin living inside me fiending for the slop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibRJe3We Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:37:16 No.21146168 Report

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>>21146144

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ibRJe3We Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:38:07 No.21146207 Report

Quoted By: >>21146226

>>21146166
Exercise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:41:46 No.21146221 Report

Quoted By: >>21146277

And I'm having this weird situation where I keep craving dark chocolate. Before I could only handle like 42% cocoa, but now I'm buying 95% cocoa dark chocolate, you might think this is a good thing cuz higher cocoa% dark chocolate has less sugar, but in my case it just means I want to eat more of it (to get more sugar) so the fact that its less sugar is a moot point because of how I over eat it. At least it has protein and fiber tho so that's a good thing but yeah still not really helping my addiction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:43:18 No.21146226 Report

Quoted By: >>21148250

>>21146207
I only do cardio/go running but this just works up my appetite, making me want to eat the slop after exercise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iSpRNyxQ Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:51:55 No.21146277 Report

Quoted By: >>21146296

>>21146221
r u a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Tue 03 Sep 2024 22:56:52 No.21146296 Report

Quoted By: >>21147030

>>21146277
Ya dude I'm a smol cute girl posting on /bant/. Will you give me advice now pls

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:28:48 No.21146991 Report

Quoted By: >>21147059

Help

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:33:15 No.21147014 Report

Quoted By: >>21147031

amphetamines

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iSpRNyxQ Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:36:25 No.21147030 Report

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>>21146296
hawk tuah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:36:43 No.21147031 Report

Quoted By: >>21147056

>>21147014
Don't want to replace one zog poison with another that's insane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:42:55 No.21147056 Report

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>>21147031
they're trad dieting supplements that zog banned doe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ngWLhQ1o Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:43:16 No.21147059 Report

Quoted By: >>21147172

>>21146991
I can't, I'm somewhat of a goyslop connoisseur myself. I also run too. Tonight it was apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. But I have been on a huge root beer float kick the past month or 2.

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Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 01:57:44 No.21147115 Report

Quoted By: >>21147172

you could try making deserts out of fruits, honey, and dairy
dark chocolate isn't really bad for you but maybe try coffee instead
just eat real food instead of goyslop, all there is to it

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:10:29 No.21147172 Report

Quoted By: >>21147689 >>21147709

>>21147059
I always had a sweet tooth but feel like lately its been more than that. Maybe theres like a bacteria or something in my gut that craves this sweets. It seems to want chocolate especially, but it will settle for anything sweet idunno
>>21147115
Maybe this is a good idea! Sort of ween myself off the ultra processed purposefully addicting goyslop for a lighter alternative, then eventually maybe I can cut that off too. And I don't want to go all or nothing forever with this. I just feel like I need to fast from the sweet for a while to stop being so physically hooked to it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ngWLhQ1o Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:31:59 No.21147689 Report

Quoted By: >>21147876

>>21147172
>It seems to want chocolate especially
There is worse things to eat than dark chocolate. But you could try the NAC protocol if you want to cleanse your gut biome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 02:37:56 No.21147709 Report

Quoted By: >>21147876

>>21147172
here we make lots of sweets with cottage cheese and that shit is always heavy and filling, hits the spot same way as a slice of cake or something
all that chocolate and bakery stuff is kinda gay anyway, idk how you can want that over some light refreshing fruit like watermelon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 03:34:56 No.21147876 Report

Quoted By: >>21147933

>>21147689
Is nac protocol real or just a meme. Or just one of those things that works for some but not others.
>>21147709
Cottage cheese is pretty filling yeah but I just eat it by itself. Whats some good deserts to make with it? I didn't really like the ones with added fruit like pineapple jelly and whatever. Chocolate is good as shit man I had a some import sweden dark chocolates the other day with 70% cocoa and it was just per bliss. I felt like a bunch of hot fairies started having sex inside my stomach and cuddling. Bakery stuff is ok I'm not too crazy about that either guess I should eat more fruit tho. I like kiwis but don't know much good kiwi deserts except goyslop kiwi gummibears and other candies

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Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:00:10 No.21147933 Report

Quoted By: >>21148006

>>21147876
you probably know about syrniki, another good one is zapikanka which is more like an actual cake, it's especially good when you fill it with apples
there aren't too many good deserts with a lot of fruit besides yogurt now that i think about it, but it's good on its own
you can also try using chocolate as a glaze on pancakes or strawberries

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:27:47 No.21148006 Report

Quoted By: >>21148022

>>21147933
I didn't know about either but from seeing pictures and looking the recipe it looks really good especially the pancake one. Is farmers cheese really that different from cottage cheese? This recipe I read said you have to either buy farmers cheese or make it yourself, that its not the same as cottage cheese because the lemon. Is this true or is that bitch lying
Maybe those russian pancakes with the dark chocolate chips would be good, and with some banana or blueberry. Dammit now I want French toast from the diner

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Anonymous ID:thQjxJ5s Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:33:32 No.21148022 Report

Quoted By: >>21148028

>>21148006
idk man i buy them at the grocery store bakery part

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:34:01 No.21148023 Report

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But man ykno what I love about goyslop is the pretty small packages it comes in. Like if I want to get some snickers, I like to get the package with a bunch of the small sizes instead of just the giant singular candybar. Something about tearing into a fresh clean candy package is like a high within itself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:35:40 No.21148028 Report

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>>21148022
Do they have at lidl or IKEA or those euro food marts?

Samuel Jan Pysznica

Samuel Jan Pysznica ID:Gd9DEAcx Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:49:37 No.21148072 Report

Quoted By: >>21148194

>>21146144
antisemitic anorexia, very odd....

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:57:18 No.21148194 Report

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>>21148072
>cutting goyslop is anorexia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8OK39//j Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:00:41 No.21148199 Report

Quoted By: >>21148241

as a jew i only eat yidkino so this isn't an issue for me

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:25:04 No.21148241 Report

Quoted By: >>21148356

>>21148199
>yidkino
Is that code for "foreskins" ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:73ZeNzfI Wed 04 Sep 2024 06:30:53 No.21148250 Report

Quoted By: >>21149211

>>21146226
Have you tried post workout drinks? Ones for runners usually have high amount of carbs to silence the thirst for sweets.
I used to have similar craves after running and I usually ended up drinking 1l (32 oz) of juice or soda.
Got myself this:
https://www.scienceinsport.com/shop-sis/rego-range/rapid-recovery-1kg/rego-recovery-powder
It has enough carbs to kill that craving for sweet stuff. Just please get it from amazon, the OG store is overpriced af

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8OK39//j Wed 04 Sep 2024 07:21:41 No.21148356 Report

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>>21148241
no

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Anonymous ID:9Pg2E0Np Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:19:02 No.21149211 Report

Quoted By: >>21149238

>>21148250
I always feel like those workout drinks are kinds scammy. I suppose it can't be worse than goyslurp but I don't have a problem with juice and soda. Only drink water all day. I just love chocolates and cookies and gummis and ice creams and a workout drink won't come close to it.
I can't remember the brand but the only time I had a post workout drink was some birthday cake flavor kind. It was pretty good but kinda expensive

Maybe I could make my own workout drink, have you ever done something like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:73ZeNzfI Wed 04 Sep 2024 13:29:50 No.21149238 Report

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>>21149211
I never tried post, but i know that some people just mix water, sugar, pinch of salt and a bit of lemon juice to make a home made izotonic drink. Start from 1oz of sugar for 10 oz of water and adjust if it will be too sweet

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