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A message from Sigma Alpha to Delta Bravo Niner:
I wiped the sweat from off my cold dick. It was another one of those night-ops, and we were going to catch the sebum-covered asshole who was contracted to program Polybius. If I had to go into another pathetic programmers grease den in search of this thing, I was going to fucking kill somebody.
The KGB believed that Polybius would be the fall of the West, invading the hearts and the minds of schoolchildren in the arcades, a mind-control device, funded by the Soviet Union, that would turn America's children into a bunch of cold-blooded, slimy communists.
The prototypes were too much for players. The experience was a cognitive assault, harsher than your grandfather's purple dick. People reported strange sexual feelings and bizarre notions of self confidence, followed by a spinning out period that involved loss of balance and vomiting.
So the prototypes were bad news. They did something to these kid's minds, turned them into apple-pie hating fucking queers. My partner and I, Daniel McHannon were going to track down the programmer and beat him into a bloody disguting pulp.
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