God gave men insomnia and hay fever
In their hubris, the men created first gen antihistamines to combat god's wicked curse
Insulted, god struck men who fought him with Alzheimer's disease - demonstrating his lack of compassion and care for the wicked world he created - an furthermore the pure disdain for man's indominable spirit to resolve it's aches and troubles
sometimes it feels life just throws ass at you so you wouldn't get bored with being comfortable