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ID:b5usWGv9 No.2117324 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
sup bant this happened to me some days ago
>be me
>playing darkest dungeon
>don't know anything about the game
>explore one of the first dungeons
>suddenly magic idol.jpg
>it asks me to put a torch inside
>I gladly oblige
>fuck.mov
>this ugly mofo appears
>have no choice but to start fighting
>seems easy enough, the thing isn't doing anything
>suddenly all of my characters get stressed
>the thing summons little beast babies
>at this point I'm scared shitless
>keep fighting
>I suck at the game
>all of my characters are mad and about to die
>adrenaline starts pumping in
>subconsciously start stroking dick
>keep fighting with all my might with one hand
>furiously masturbating with the other
>suddenly cum with the force of a thousand suns
>all of my characters get obliterated
And that's how I masturbated to darkest dungeon, folks