Starts off like a timeless tale. When young anon walks in on his mom getting a little of the old black mamba. Her father's dead so that's good . Plus it's the new millennium so it's no longer a big deal. Poor anon watched as his mom got stretched out like a size 3 thong on a aryan Midwestern girl. In the end he gets a new step dad that teaches him sometimes the dick is darker on the other side of town. And mama likes it brown