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Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:06:19 No.21180742 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21180784 >>21180814 >>21181981 >>21182221 >>21182232 >>21182794 >>21184069

It's Sunday. It means I'm getting ready to have sex with an escort in a few hours.

That's my hobby. Coding and fucking escorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+TyXDQfW Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:22:37 No.21180784 Report

Quoted By: >>21180799

>>21180742
what race?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:25:08 No.21180799 Report

Quoted By: >>21182221

>>21180784
South American

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:xT20ItfP Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:29:52 No.21180814 Report

Quoted By: >>21181971

>>21180742
The Romans were right about the Britons. Truly an unsavory race of cretins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:14:19 No.21181959 Report

Quoted By: >>21181980 >>21181981 >>21182078 >>21182221

Ahhhhh!!!!!
Condom broke and I came inside her!
She says she's clean but I'm going to Boots to get tested tomorrow.

Fuck! I hope she doesn't get pregnant. I didn't even ask if she was on the pill. I just panicked, got dressed, apologised and walked out.

It was a fucking blur man! Fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:17:12 No.21181971 Report

Quoted By: >>21181979 >>21182221

>>21180814
Britons sound kinda based in this.

Fuck I hope she's not pregnant. Fuck! Not like this man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y/xefIT0 Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:18:50 No.21181979 Report

Quoted By: >>21181996

>>21181971
what are you gonna do if she's pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:19:07 No.21181980 Report

Quoted By: >>21182078 >>21182221

>>21181959
She used the cheap shit! Fuck! Why would she do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UZKwyyYZ Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:19:29 No.21181981 Report

Quoted By: >>21181996 >>21182014

>>21180742
>>21181959
lmao this might be fake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:22:57 No.21181996 Report

Quoted By: >>21182024 >>21182221

>>21181979
I don't fucking know. I didn't plan for this. I just want to get tested and I'll call her tomorrow for the rest.

I'm sperging atm.

>>21181981
I wish anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:25:40 No.21182014 Report

Quoted By: >>21182221 >>21182808

>>21181981

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y/xefIT0 Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:27:46 No.21182024 Report

Quoted By: >>21182050

>>21181996
was the sex any good do ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:31:09 No.21182050 Report

Quoted By: >>21182221

>>21182024
I came and didn't even notice the condom broke. Of course it felt fucking good. I lost the fucking ball here.

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:xT20ItfP Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:35:35 No.21182078 Report

Quoted By: >>21182177

>>21181980
>>21181959
Buy your own condoms next time jackass.
However, now that I think about it?
>be sex worker
>buy cheap condoms
It’s as much her fault as your own. Better hope she didn’t skimp on the Opill otherwise… Um, congrats on becoming a father I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:39:36 No.21182177 Report

Quoted By: >>21182221

>>21182078
It's just one cum. Many dudes try for weeks to get a girl preggo. I will accept this cope and go to bed. She didn't seem panicky about it and hasn't bombarded my phone so I guess it's all good.

I'll just get a test and send it to her and ask for hers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:41:38 No.21182183 Report

Quoted By: >>21182221

Also I think I might quit this hobby for a couple of months. I feel so fucking disappointed with myself atm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QJt3s1e4 Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:52:19 No.21182221 Report

Quoted By: >>21182314

>>21180742
>>21180799
>>21181959
>>21181971
>>21181980
>>21181996
>>21182014
>>21182050
>>21182177
>>21182183
now you guys have to love and marry each other lol
and have anniversary diners at bennigan's

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G7vfeNs/ Sun 08 Sep 2024 22:55:26 No.21182232 Report

Quoted By: >>21182303

>>21180742
Where do you find escorts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 23:10:30 No.21182303 Report

Quoted By:

>>21182232
Internet.

https://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/gb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Sun 08 Sep 2024 23:13:40 No.21182314 Report

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>>21182221
at least you made me laugh anon. Thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VKq+XHcv Mon 09 Sep 2024 01:00:53 No.21182794 Report

Quoted By: >>21182808

>>21180742
How many hours did you have her for?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Mon 09 Sep 2024 01:06:40 No.21182808 Report

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>>21182794
see >>21182014

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kWVaIBGS Mon 09 Sep 2024 04:33:12 No.21184069 Report

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>>21180742
>Full screen test kit from Boots, £50
>Holy fuck, I think not. I pay for the NHS. I thought this shit was supposed to be free.
>Goes to NHS website.
>Make an account chud.
>Fill out bullshit survey that only asks for symptoms, my age and address.
>Sorry chud, since you don't have symptoms you're not eligible to visit the clinic.
>Starts panicking.
>WTF! I have to be dying to be diagnosed? What's the point of the NHS?!
>Googles for 20 mins
>Finds out local hospital has clinic. Apply to them directly.
>Make an account chud!
>Fills in survey.
>Sorry chud no appointments available.
>Starts panicking.
>Scrolls to bottom, we do free home delivery kits.
>Clicks
>Make an account chud!
>WTF! This is the 3rd time now!
>Makes account.
>Fills in bullshit survey making me admit to the government that I fuck escorts on a weekly basis, tell them which nationality they're from and that I do it drunk sometimes.
>Fuck, now the government knows I'm a degen.
>Okay chud, here's your free kit. It will come one day.
>No confirmation email
>No confirmation text
>Just an order number

I fucking hate this country.

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