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What would you do?

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:08:58 No.21238654 View View Reply Original Report

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Kim Jong Un suddenly appointed you as the head of North Korea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:10:45 No.21238655 Report

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>>21238654
nuke Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:10:57 No.21238656 Report

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>>21238654
Immediately Nuke Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:27:28 No.21238657 Report

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>>21238654
Impregnate his sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:28:43 No.21238658 Report

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>>21238654
Mandatory prima nocte with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:48:19 No.21238659 Report

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Nuke Tokyo, nuke Beijing, nuke Shanghai. Enslave population of Seoul(less)
(t. gypopo gook version of nisei)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:54:27 No.21238660 Report

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>>21238654
to improve fertility:
>free housing for people with 5 and more kids
>lower taxes for people with 3 and more kids
>no custom tax on chinese fertility drugs/herbs
>at least 2 more free days for every month in year so people have time to relax and fuck
>investment in hygiene products/clorthing factories so people look better therefore are hornier and are more prone to fuck
>for soldiers to get bigger status require them to have more babies. General=at least 4 babies.
>make it legal to have multiple wives if you are soldier with 5+ years of duty served
>make brewing moonshine legal
>importing chinese dentists so people have better smiles=better looking=want to fuck more
>take 1% of spendings on rockets for chicken factories. Well nourished people=horny people
with only just this north korea will takeover south without a single bullet in 10-15 years.
To take south faster:
>instead of sending shit ballons start dialogue with south korean officials to exchange students. North korean students would be spies of course.
>spend some budget on fleet to have the opportunity to attack from sides with ships not only spam with rockets from north
>invest in chinese tunnel drills and make secret tunnels under south korean border
>invest in chinese drones and make predictions how much you need to succesfully attack with drones without having to use rockets.
>invest in lasers
to make best korea even better
>open up for makao, honk kong, singapore, malaysia, thailand, vietnam, japan
>high income tourists and companies welcome
>give people hobbies that will keep them masculine and fit, for example wood chopping contests, shooting moving targets etc.
>import chinese solar pannels so biggest cities would be self sufficient
>build small nuclear plants near south korean border
>invite chefs from around the world to teach north koreans new cuisines and teach them something about other countries(france, italy, portugal) no usa no uk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:55:36 No.21238661 Report

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>>21238660
t. Wadislav Zhang

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:56:42 No.21238662 Report

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>>21238654
Nuke Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:01:03 No.21238663 Report

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>>21238654
1. Nuke Japan, California, 3 gorges dam and Beijing
2. Liberalise and sell everything to American elites.
3.Move out to Switzerland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:09:13 No.21238664 Report

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>>21238663
t. Wadislav Hitler

178cm/84kg Kimchicel

178cm/84kg Kimchicel Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:11:22 No.21238665 Report

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>>21238654
Nuke almost every big cities in CCP Chinuh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:12:43 No.21238666 Report

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>>21238660
Thank you PoleGPT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:12:46 No.21238667 Report

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>>21238654
Impregnate his sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:13:10 No.21238668 Report

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>>21238654
Enjoy my life, focus on improving agriculture and industrial production, and try not to get overthrown, as I would be a black guy ruling over a Korean ethnostate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:15:13 No.21238669 Report

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>>21238660
This shit is really retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:17:46 No.21238670 Report

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>>21238654
>appointed head of a hermit state stuck in the middle of a great power struggle
>people probably hate me for being an american dog
>military probably want me dead so they can appoint a good puppet from amongst themselves
i immediately try to suck up to the military leadership while trying to strike up negotiations between china and the usa to transition the north korean state away from hermitdom while remaining a neutral buffer between china and the west. i probably die doing so

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:18:42 No.21238671 Report

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kill him and his entire family and then kill everyone even tangentially involved in their killing
then rule north korea with an iron fist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:19:07 No.21238672 Report

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>>21238669
aight this one will still get shit balloons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:45:56 No.21238673 Report

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>>21238654
Immediately nuke Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Shenzhen, Tokyo, Chiba, Osaka, Nagoya and Kobe.

and use the rest of nukes on the US

Anonymous

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