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>be me
>total retard
>I decided to finally get jerked off and my worst nightmare materialized, I couldn't giddyup like I did during my personal wank sessions.
>turbo retard: Are you a Jungian? (*random question to pass the time while anxiously trying to get a boner while she is turbo stroking my oblivious apathetic indifferent little pecker*)
>asian lady performing the service: eh, no, me onry espicken chinesu
To be fair, she didn't even try feigning interest in me. She was basically like alright, take off your clothes and let's get this over with. Something about being jerked off in a quasi industrial grim dark setting just didn't appeal to me. She even tried squeezing my man tiddies to no avail. I paid for 30 minutes of torture.
>total retard
>I decided to finally get jerked off and my worst nightmare materialized, I couldn't giddyup like I did during my personal wank sessions.
>turbo retard: Are you a Jungian? (*random question to pass the time while anxiously trying to get a boner while she is turbo stroking my oblivious apathetic indifferent little pecker*)
>asian lady performing the service: eh, no, me onry espicken chinesu
To be fair, she didn't even try feigning interest in me. She was basically like alright, take off your clothes and let's get this over with. Something about being jerked off in a quasi industrial grim dark setting just didn't appeal to me. She even tried squeezing my man tiddies to no avail. I paid for 30 minutes of torture.
