>>2126576>Hurr durr, I dun get da joke!>*cockobbling noises*You clearly don't understand your own foreign politics of the last 200 years whiich has mostly been to attack yourselves in order to provoke a war.
You did it with Spain (the Maine)
You did it with Pearl Harbour (literally held back the information till 8 hours after, despite knowing hours in advance)
You probably did it with 9/11
And you'll probably do it with Guam just to kick N Koorea's shit in