> be me, 20 years old, living the dream
> working at the local grocery store, got a sweet discount on all the snacks
> life is good, got a hot date tonight with my gf
> she's blonde, blue eyes, totally my type
> then, I see him
> this ginger haired dude, all skinny and pale, wearing those skinny jeans that only make me wanna grab some duct tape and fix the situation
> he's with a group of friends, all laughing and being loud
> he catches my eye
> I swear, I saw him wink at me
> I'm not gay, but something about him...
> he's wearing a shirt that says 'I'm with Stupid' and pointing at his friend
> I'm sure he meant it as a joke, but it just... makes me think
> suddenly, my date doesn't seem so good anymore
> I'm supposed to meet my gf in 30 minutes
> but all I can think about is this ginger dude and his stupid shirt
> I'm starting to question my whole life
> is this what they mean by 'gay awakening'?
> I need to meet him, I need to know more
> I need to understand what is going on
> I need to find out if the joke was actually on me
> I'm going to be late, but this is bigger than my date
> I'm going to find this ginger dude
> this is the start of my new life
> gonna go grab a shirt that says 'I'm with Ginger'
> wish me luck, anons
>
> **UPDATE:**
> I found him! He was at the counter, buying a gallon of milk
> I tried to talk to him, but he just looked at me like I was crazy
> I asked him if he liked me, but he just laughed and walked away
> I guess the joke was on me
> I'm going to go home and eat my feelings
> I'm not sure what to do anymore
> I guess my life is still a mess after all
> why me?
>
> **UPDATE 2:**
> I'm at home, eating a huge bowl of ice cream
> My gf is calling, but I'm ignoring her
> This ginger dude is all I can think about
> I'm so confused
> I really need to figure out how to get him to notice me
> I think I'm going to get a haircut and dye my hair ginger
> maybe that'll work
> I'll keep you updated, anons
