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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:54:50 No.2128693 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2128694 >>2128696 >>2128697 >>2128698 >>2128700 >>2128704 >>2128707 >>2128713 >>2128717 >>2128718 >>2128720

Whens the last time you sharted in walmart?
Me?
Last week when I went to the store with my aunt to look for vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:56:28 No.2128694 Report

Quoted By: >>2128701

>>2128693
Maybe like 4 years ago. The underwear absorbed it all so I just threw them in the floor beside the toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:56:52 No.2128695 Report

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american on vacation in germany here.
about a month ago before I left

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:57:54 No.2128696 Report

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>>2128693
Yesterday, but to be fair I think there was something wrong with the 6-pack of big Macs I had while shopping. The big gulp slurpee also tasted a little funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:58:10 No.2128697 Report

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>>2128693

Did the same several times.

I wonder what the mexicans who clean our toilets think of us. LEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:58:31 No.2128698 Report

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>>2128693
as long as you do it with pride...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:59:44 No.2128699 Report

Quoted By: >>2128719

Pls do not joke about pooping pants, suddenly feeling the urge to shit with the force of a fire hose, having to sprint off the bus into the dungeon bathrooms of Queens, and then wipe your ass on a sweating urine soaked toilet using notebook paper is not very fun.

T. Severe IBS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 16:59:59 No.2128700 Report

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>>2128693
A week ago, and I left my underpants in the Nutella aisle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:00:33 No.2128701 Report

Quoted By: >>2128702

>>2128694
flag checks out.

also being in a Walmart checks out.

heard of a trash can you redneck animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:01:47 No.2128702 Report

Quoted By: >>2128703 >>2128705

>>2128701
You sound mad, do you work at Walmart?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:02:52 No.2128703 Report

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>>2128702
kek, he probably does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:04:54 No.2128704 Report

Quoted By:

>>2128693

i don't go there very often, maybe once or twice a year but when I do, I find it an honor to be able to shart in the mart with my fellow countrymen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:05:07 No.2128705 Report

Quoted By: >>2128706 >>2128710

>>2128702
did the person in the double wide next to you skip teaching you emotions while mommy was trying to steal an ATM machine Jedidiah??

disgusted is not spelled mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:27:20 No.2128706 Report

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>>2128705
You're an angry little cuck aren't you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:29:22 No.2128707 Report

Quoted By:

>>2128693
Is it ok for a tourist to shart in the mart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:29:52 No.2128708 Report

Quoted By: >>2128709

I've worked at Walmart for over a decade. Haven't seen one incident of sharting. I'll ask maintenence as they see a lot more shit (pun intended)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:32:16 No.2128709 Report

Quoted By: >>2128711

>>2128708
Why don't you just get a better job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:32:42 No.2128710 Report

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>>2128705
You sound mad, has my culture upset you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:35:51 No.2128711 Report

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>>2128709
No qualifications, no GED, and no other places will match my $14 hourly wage. I'll be here until my casket closes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:36:03 No.2128712 Report

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I havent yet but its basically like an american right of passage. I should soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:39:32 No.2128713 Report

Quoted By: >>2128715

>>2128693
Saged, nothing to do with politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:42:51 No.2128714 Report

Quoted By: >>2128716

Can somebody explain me why the fuck Americans shit in markets? Like i get that Pajeets poo in loos and designated shitting streets cause they dont have toilets and are overall filthy but like wtf americans do have toilets and those for sure are located somewhere in their walmarts so like its not quick shit thing. Is it the shock value? Or maybe it just gives you that little boost of adrenaline when you think how some dude or gal will notice you taking a dump? It truly is interesting considering how absurdly popular that behaviour is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:49:04 No.2128715 Report

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>>2128713
Shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:50:08 No.2128716 Report

Quoted By: >>2128721 >>2128808

>>2128714
I think it's due to their poor diets.
Drinking all that high fructose corn syrup and eating all that fat tends to make farts into sharts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:51:19 No.2128717 Report

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>>2128693
Today while cashing my check at the Money Center. Sure made the line move quicker!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:52:14 No.2128718 Report

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>>2128693
I'm doing it right now, for some reason my shart smells like cheerios

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:53:25 No.2128719 Report

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>>2128699
pretty much summed up my days in school

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:54:03 No.2128720 Report

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>>2128693
Never. But I have spit on the floor quite a few times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:54:04 No.2128721 Report

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>>2128716
Please, go one about life in america.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:54:08 No.2128722 Report

Quoted By: >>2128813

>141154265
OP, (You) forgot your meme-flag, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jZsEISyE Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:57:57 No.2128808 Report

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>>2128716
poor diet+diet pills
https://www.earlytorise.com/diet-pill-causes-adults-to-poop-their-pants/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WamSl4e+ Mon 11 Sep 2017 17:58:19 No.2128813 Report

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>>2128722
na

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8WKfq/cw Mon 11 Sep 2017 18:01:31 No.2128844 Report

Quoted By: >>2129301

good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw6YKu4p Mon 11 Sep 2017 18:43:00 No.2129301 Report

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>>2128844
Harff ekdjt rksks

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