>>213032I don't get it. We're golden dudes with constipation? Our teeth are huge? Could you be more specific, or is this some weird Portuguese thing?
Also, do you know how little we care what fucking Portugal thinks? We barely know anything about Portugal, that's how little you matter. All I know about Portugal is that you spawned Brazil and that Columbus was born there. Literally nothing else. The stock market wiggles when our President farts. That's what being important feels like. Shit, at least Belgium has waffles and Jean-Claude Van Damme, so they sort of matter. I'm not even 100% sure where you are. It's near Spain, right? That tiny little patch of land, could fit in Texas? Hasn't been important since the days of the spice trade?
>>213138See, Patrick gets it, and he's retarded.
