Bedeviled rat! Adversary of logos, repugnant perverter of bite, squeak, and basic rat decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly rat behaviour your accursed "ratnomity" threatens to sever the very fabric of my shirt ? You, hyperbolic ratmonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for an endtime. Squeky hell, that is where we are headed. The ratpocalypse! You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark triad traits, and act out your undiagnosed autism spectrum disorder and it's we, the pet rat owners who pay the price. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what head pats will be wrought when you wretched Small werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple shirt that was hand crafted by me?! Machiavellian pet rat, go and find some other shirt to sully! Black rat wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged hatred and moral pet rat superiority I straighten my back and take my meds in bitter, eternal opposition to you and your ratty kind! And mark my words, if there is a just rat God, you and your shirt chewing- ratconspirators WILL go to the rat cage. You squeakelet my asthma of hate ratgurgitating pet rat devils go and find some other shirt to sully. May you be head patted by my hand and may my shirt ever be left alone by you possessed rat demons.