>>21307242>>mismatched tile on wallsThat is intentional. Where do you see a single type of tile used? Shit would look boring.
>>grout lines not uniform/missing.You are hallucinating. Only the corners are fucked and around the tub, you aren't supposed to use grout for that, I replaced it all with silicone.
>>access panel for tub looks like a second grader installed it.Mom put tape around it, I don't have a fucking clue why, it was like 9 years ago.
>>tub/shower faucet protrudes from wall like a mop sink faucet.It's a euro standard tub faucet.
>>random parts laying on tub rim.The cover for the lower half of the shower head adjustable height stick. It does not stay in place. I cannot be bothered to glue it.
>>toilet supply valve half way up the wall.Note where the water inlet on the toilet is and think about it.
>>sink stopper taken out of drain. plumbing issues.Pretty sure I was cleaning it. The only issue is the overcomplicated trap getting clogged with soap residue every few months and requiring a teardown. I should buy some flexible tube and ziptie it, even that will be an improvement.
>>some kind of plastic spacer between sink and wall.Now you're just taking the piss surely.
>what a fucking messAs far as serb tiling goes? This is actually GOOD. There is so much worse. All the good tradies are in Germany.