>>21309178Story from when I first started dating my now wife:
I had just met my wife like a week before and needed a ride home from a bar so I called her up and was like
>hey, come meet me at this barSo she came and had a couple drinks for like an hour then started driving me home, keep in mind I was tore up from the floor up drunk, and she was stopping with her nose out at stop signs or stopping like 30 feet from the stop sign and going through without looking while another car was trying to go because they didn’t see her since she was 30 feet back from the stop sign, cars were honking at us and I was drunkenly yelling wtf.
About 2 miles from the bar I told her to pull over and told her I’d risk the DUI, switched seats with her, and drove back to my house. She admitted she had never driven at night, not even kidding and as if that was an excuse for what I just saw. I told her she better stay at my place for her own safety, let her crash in my guest room, and then went and passed out in my own bed.
Her parents were so pissed she didn’t come home that night and I didn’t even fuck her that time.
