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MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:01:40 No.2133125 View View Reply Original Report

Fellow anons, roll and see what *role* you are assigned to! Hoho!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:02:17 No.2133129 Report

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>>2133125
rollan

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:02:22 No.2133131 Report

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>>2133125
ok

឴ ឴

឴ ឴ ID:BuHfJnpx Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:02:29 No.2133132 Report

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឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:03:12 No.2133139 Report

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>>2133125
Ayy

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:06:33 No.2133164 Report

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>Sell Jimmies. To a local restaurant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:06:47 No.2133166 Report

Quoted By: >>2133185

>>2133125
Lemme roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B3/YqfX3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:07:32 No.2133175 Report

Quoted By: >>2133187

>>2133125
roll

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:08:22 No.2133185 Report

Quoted By: >>2133205

>>2133166
'ayo nigga wanna buy some jimmies, i am broke rn'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B3/YqfX3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:08:25 No.2133187 Report

Quoted By: >>2133210 >>2133212 >>2133213

>>2133175
can someone help me out i'm colorblind

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:09:15 No.2133192 Report

Quoted By: >>2133210

Oy vey

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:10:54 No.2133205 Report

Quoted By: >>2133212

>>2133185
"jimmy, let's go find that joestar fellow, my father told me that he would take care of me. i also here they are rich."

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:11:29 No.2133210 Report

Quoted By: >>2133252

>>2133192
>>2133187
Hello friends would you wish me to deliver some presents?

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:11:33 No.2133212 Report

Quoted By: >>2133221

>>2133187
You're a dwraf anon

>>2133205
'ok but i don't know you'

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:11:34 No.2133213 Report

Quoted By: >>2133225

>>2133187
we're just ignoring the races this time, we are all human

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:12:23 No.2133221 Report

Quoted By: >>2133232 >>2133250 >>2133252

>>2133212
"we are from the same village you moron, now follow me."
>>2133125
we try to find the joestar mansion

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:12:54 No.2133225 Report

Quoted By: >>2133250

>>2133213
You say that because you're an Elf Scum
>>2133125
>Look for people who wanna hire me

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:13:22 No.2133232 Report

Quoted By: >>2133250

>>2133221
'Don't let my jimmies be rustled my brother'

>>2133125
>Follow Dio Brando

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:14:44 No.2133250 Report

Quoted By: >>2133263 >>2133267 >>2133290

>>2133221
1
you don't find anything. you can't even find your own shadow. hoho!
>>2133225
5
you find a random knight who cares too much about his honor.
"hey, i want you to kill that dio brando for me"
"how much you want?"
>>2133232
2
you fail to follow him.

Jewish Lich

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Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:14:48 No.2133252 Report

Quoted By: >>2133267 >>2133290

>>2133210
I will help much presents, goyim, in exchange for a favor

>>2133221
Who is we, goy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2lvECT0/ Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:15:01 No.2133253 Report

Quoted By: >>2133282

>>2133125
roll

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:15:51 No.2133263 Report

Quoted By: >>2133282

>>2133250
>Find Dio Brando with the help of my jimmies.

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:16:07 No.2133267 Report

Quoted By: >>2133282 >>2133354

>>2133250
''Nah i do not assassinate people i only deliver presents''
>>2133252
Who do you want me to deliver a very big present?
Also what do i need to do?

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:17:27 No.2133282 Report

Quoted By: >>2133296 >>2133308

>>2133253
you are of noble class. you are rich beyond belief. you are richer than the jewish lich here. you can't run out of money.
>>2133263
3
you take 3 hours to find him, wow, you're incompetent. hoho!
>>2133267
7
"i see..."
"what a minute, what are you doing here then?"

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:17:57 No.2133290 Report

Quoted By: >>2133311 >>2133354

>>2133250
"where are those joestars hiding? i wonder..."
i keep searching

>>2133252
"who is we? i don't know what you are asking. my name is Dio, Dio Brando. and you are?"

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:18:10 No.2133296 Report

Quoted By: >>2133311

>>2133282
>Keep searching for him

'My jimmies will not be rustled'

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:19:18 No.2133308 Report

Quoted By: >>2133311

>>2133282
''Fine i'll accept the Hit''
>Look for Dio Brando

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:20:00 No.2133311 Report

Quoted By: >>2133321 >>2133347 >>2133351

>>2133296
6
but you already found him.
>>2133290
0
you find nothing, but yourself in the middle of a joust. a knight comes by with a lance and he accidentally scratches you across the neck. you are bleeding. oh no!
>>2133308
8
you find him in seconds. he is injured too! this will be easy!

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:zucbJ+Sp Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:21:06 No.2133321 Report

Quoted By: >>2133337

>>2133311
>Help Dio with the power of my jimmies

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:22:54 No.2133337 Report

Quoted By: >>2133352

>>2133321
1
you can't help him. you also get called out by a knight.
"whom ist thou?! lest you get in the way, peasant!"

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:23:49 No.2133347 Report

Quoted By: >>2133381

>>2133311
"you fool! you will pay for that! i challenge you to a match of fisticuffs!"

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:23:58 No.2133351 Report

Quoted By: >>2133368 >>2133381

>>2133311
''Give my Regards to Rudolph you son of a bitch''
>Stab him

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:23:59 No.2133352 Report

Quoted By: >>2133381

>>2133337
'BEHOLD MY JIMMIES WILL NOT BE UNRUSTLED'

>Fight the Knight

Jewish Lich

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Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:24:05 No.2133354 Report

Quoted By: >>2133360 >>2133363

>>2133290
I am Isaiah Bernstein, I make much money goy. How about a deal with me, goyim?

>>2133267
Good goy, we have much to talk about the Noble puss-puss.
If she gives me any troubles, make her vanish.

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:25:20 No.2133360 Report

Quoted By: >>2133368

>>2133354
"buzz off old man, i am pre-occupied right now"

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:25:47 No.2133363 Report

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>>2133354
''Heh,I'll make her appear on the North Pole''

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6fpsOvh0 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:25:48 No.2133365 Report

Quoted By: >>2133381

>>2133125
Rolling for king shitheads

Jewish Lich

Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:26:11 No.2133368 Report

Quoted By: >>2133385 >>2133408 >>2133416

>>2133351
No no, forget what I said, goyim. You will give me protection, and I will make many moneys, yes?

>>2133360
Maybe another time, goy?

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:26:57 No.2133381 Report

Quoted By: >>2133390 >>2133407 >>2133408

>>2133347
you scare the knight.
"f-fisticuffs? what heresy! you strike fear into me, peasant!"
he makes his horse back off.
>>2133351
1
you drop the knife and miss him. hoho!
>>2133352
2
"thy life ist worth not a penny!"
he takes his lance and scratches you across the face with it. blood gets all over your face and eyes.
>>2133365
thy not a king, but an archer!

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:27:38 No.2133385 Report

Quoted By: >>2133390 >>2133411 >>2133443

>>2133368
'Stop rustling jimmies old man'

>FIGHT BACK

Jimmy

Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:28:03 No.2133390 Report

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>>2133385
>>2133381

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:30:11 No.2133407 Report

Quoted By: >>2133443

>>2133381
"then you better back off sir! you do not know what it is like growing up in the mean streets of london, i have fought my way out of many battles sir! i will now be off!"

i try to find the joestar mansion again.

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:30:14 No.2133408 Report

Quoted By: >>2133443

>>2133381
''FUCK BENIS''
>Get my Knife and protect >>2133368

Jewish Lich

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Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:30:40 No.2133411 Report

Quoted By: >>2133443 >>2133467 >>2133513

>>2133385
Goy, we must have peace, but peace can come in war only.
>Jewish attack

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:31:05 No.2133416 Report

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>>2133368
"perhaps another time then"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:34:27 No.2133443 Report

Quoted By: >>2133459 >>2133467 >>2133468 >>2133520

>>2133385
5
with your fists you punch the knight across the face. he was covered with metal plating! hoho, how that may hurt! but you fazed him!
"how dare thou! lest you die so young!"
>>2133407
7
you find the mansion, and it reeks of dead. the mist looms over the walls and leaves dew on the grass. the door creaks slightly open.
>>2133408
8
you protect the jew, and everyone backs off from you. you are a good bodyguard. too bad you're an assassin. hoho!
>>2133411
1
your jewish attack was not an attack at all. you missed!

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:36:23 No.2133459 Report

Quoted By: >>2133493

>>2133443
'MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED'

>KEEP ATTACKING THE KNIGHT

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:37:26 No.2133467 Report

Quoted By: >>2133493

>>2133443
>>2133411
''Give me the Shekels or you're dead''
>Put my Knife in the Jew Throat

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:37:32 No.2133468 Report

Quoted By: >>2133493

>>2133443
"what sorcery is this? did my father lie to me as he was about to die? i had thought that the Joestar manor would be much more elegant than this."

i knock on the door. "hello, it is i, Dio, Dio Brando. i'm sure my father told you i was coming before he died."

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:40:53 No.2133493 Report

Quoted By: >>2133508 >>2133513 >>2133534 >>2133537

>>2133459
9
you knock the knight off of his horse. you knocked him out. how impressive!
>>2133467
7
you take the jew hostage. what a twist!
>>2133468
8
a butler opens the door.
"ah i see, thou ist dio. come hither. this place was attacked by evil. long ago."

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:42:50 No.2133508 Report

Quoted By: >>2133577

>>2133493
'YOUR JIMMIES ARE MINE'

>JIMMY THE KNIGHT

Alejandro the Village "Idiot"

Alejandro the Village "Idiot" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:43:10 No.2133512 Report

Quoted By: >>2133577

>>2133125
"I grow tired I being called an idiot."
>Venture out to make a better name for myself

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:43:13 No.2133513 Report

Quoted By: >>2133520

>>2133493
>>2133411
''TIME'S RUNNING SHALOM AND MY KNIFE MIGHT SLIP AT ANY MOMENT NOW''

Jewish Lich

Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:43:58 No.2133520 Report

Quoted By: >>2133537 >>2133577 >>2133595

>>2133443
Oy! dubs are shills!

>>2133513
Attack the treacherous goy!
>Jewish magic, brainwash to make him commit suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:44:12 No.2133523 Report

Quoted By: >>2133577

Rollin, rollin, rollin

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:45:05 No.2133534 Report

Quoted By: >>2133577

>>2133493
i walk in "evil? that shalt not matter to me, jorge joestar promised my father that when he died he would take care of me, along side his own son jonathan joestar. i am here for that, and nothing else. so where is everyone?"

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:45:32 No.2133537 Report

Quoted By: >>2133577

>>2133520
>>2133493

''Heh,Sabbath Shalom Chosen One''
>Swing my Knife onto the Jew Neck,Killing him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ak/vvsUY Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:45:56 No.2133539 Report

Quoted By: >>2133563 >>2133577

>>2133125
Sounds fun. What's going to be my roll (no pun intended)?

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:47:51 No.2133563 Report

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>>2133539
Looks like you're a Nigger Villager Idiot
Could be fun

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:49:06 No.2133577 Report

Quoted By: >>2133586 >>2133589 >>2133595 >>2133645 >>2133658 >>2133667

>>2133508
8
you jimmy the knight. all the knights around you watch in disgust.
>>2133512
2
you find another name, but not much better, since you're an idiot. hoho! your name is now:
the Village "Fool"
>>2133520
0
your brainwashing backfires! you make yourself commit suicide! what a twist! hoho! you are dead! R.I.P. Jewish Lich!
>>2133523
you are a hunter! hoho!
>>2133534
4
you hear yelling in another room. what could be going on?
"good sir, they are quarreling in the dining room."
>>2133537
7
even though your roll was high, the jew killed himself! what tragedy!
>>2133539
ah! another village idiot! misery loves company!

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:50:28 No.2133586 Report

Quoted By: >>2133642

>>2133577
'Have i told you the definition of Rustling?'

>I ask the knights

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:50:34 No.2133589 Report

Quoted By: >>2133642

>>2133577
"oh gosh, my father did not sign me up for this!"
i go and check out the yelling

Jewish Lich

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Jewish Lich ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:51:02 No.2133595 Report

Quoted By: >>2133642

>>2133520
Oy, is this the end of the Jew?

>commit suicide

>>2133577
This was pretty good, OP.

GG mates

The Local Nigger

The Local Nigger ID:Ak/vvsUY Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:51:09 No.2133597 Report

Quoted By: >>2133642

ayo white boiz where da maidens at?

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:54:44 No.2133642 Report

Quoted By: >>2133646 >>2133655 >>2133657

>>2133586
6
they shake their heads. they are innocent. what a surprise!
>>2133589
9
you go in and its calmed down. you see a man, sir brando, and a woman, maiden brando, glare at each other. they look as if they want to murder one another!
>>2133595
(thanks.)
>>2133597
7
luckily, some maidens like black men. one comes to you! hoho! time to get blacked!

Alejandro the Village "Fool"

Alejandro the Village "Fool" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:55:04 No.2133645 Report

Quoted By: >>2133663

>>2133577
"That simply won't do!"
>Keep venturing for a new name.

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:55:31 No.2133646 Report

Quoted By: >>2133663

>>2133642
>RUSTLE THEIR JIMMIES

'YOUR JIMMIES WILL BE RUSTLED'

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:56:54 No.2133655 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133642
"s-sir joestar? is that you? i am dio, dio brando."

The Local Nigger

The Local Nigger ID:Ak/vvsUY Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:56:56 No.2133657 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133642
*unzips low hanging trousers*
Ah shieeet maang messa gonna show dis bitch muh black knight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:57:03 No.2133658 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133577
So I am, is there anything around in need of hunting? Mah beard is in need of some new ornaments.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:57:14 No.2133663 Report

Quoted By: >>2133677 >>2133682

>>2133645
5
you find a better name! it is:
"the Village 'Jack'"
>>2133646
6
you only rustle ones jimmies. the rest of the night run away in horror. how funny! hoho!

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:57:24 No.2133667 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133577
''I Have the Perfect Idea''
>Cutt of the Jew head
>Go to the Middle of the street
''I SANTA KKKLAUS KILLED THIS ABOMINATION WHO PLAGUED THIS VILLAGE AND I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME KING,HAIL TO THE NEW KING AND HAIL SANTA KKKLAUS''
>Proclaim myself as King

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:59:04 No.2133677 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133663

'I WILL RUSTLE THESE JIMMIES WITH NO SURVIVORS'

>CHASE THEM TO THE RUSTLING

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 02:59:49 No.2133682 Report

Quoted By: >>2133690

>>2133663
"Better but but good enough."
>Start working out in an effort to get /fit/

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:00:41 No.2133690 Report

Quoted By: >>2133698 >>2133709 >>2133711 >>2133714 >>2133777

>>2133655
5
both of them look at you like you're an annoyance. how rude! they are your new family! if only they knew you were one of them!
"yeah, and i'm the king!" sir brando yells.
>>2133657
7
she is impressed! hoho!
>>2133658
8
you find a big juicy ox! what a supply of food this forest has!
>>2133667
7
since you tried to be king, everyone laughs at you. hoho! what a fail! a close fail beyond belief!
>>2133677
7
you get another one! you rustle his jimmies!
>>2133682
2
you pull a muscle, as well as your erection muscle! you can't get a hard on for right now! hoho!

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:01:32 No.2133698 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

>>2133690
'IT'S TIMEEEEEE TO RUSTLEEEEEEEEE!'

>KEEP CHASING TO THE RUSTLEMANIA

The Local Nigger

The Local Nigger ID:Ak/vvsUY Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:01:47 No.2133700 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

AYO! Where da bard at? I need some sick tunes in dis muthafucka.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0IXzOQO0 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:02:29 No.2133706 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

>>2133125

Rollin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:02:42 No.2133709 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

>>2133690

A good start to the day! I attempt to stalk the ox.

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:02:48 No.2133711 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

>>2133690
"Ahh fuck!"
>Start reading some literature while my wounds heal

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:03:21 No.2133714 Report

Quoted By: >>2133730

>>2133690
"k-king? my father sent me to be raised by a king? what trickery is this? for i am just a peasant boy, and now i'm to be living under a king? what is the meaning of this kind sir?"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:05:52 No.2133730 Report

Quoted By: >>2133740 >>2133751 >>2133758 >>2133766 >>2133768 >>2133786

>>2133698
8
you catch another one! only one jimmy left to rustle!
>>2133700
0
a local blacksmith trips while holding molten metal in a pot. the molten metal gets on your penis and melts it! hoho!
>>2133706
tis the black knight! a face of evil!
>>2133709
9
the ox is stalked. you have a good kill on it, hunter! what luck you have!
>>2133711
1
this literature is cuckold! its NTR! what heresy!
>>2133714
4
"tis sarcasm you moron!" he yells. the maiden laughs at you both. she cannot believe the ignorance!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2lvECT0/ Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:06:30 No.2133735 Report

Quoted By: >>2133785 >>2133793

>>2133125
As noblemen I would like to build a WALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dviNC5s3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:06:37 No.2133737 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133125
Roll

Jimmy

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Jimmy ID:mhu3GlyE Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:06:47 No.2133740 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730
>I AM RUSTLING THEM ALL

>RUSTLE THE LAST ONE

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:07:53 No.2133751 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730
"Disgusting!"
>Try something a bit more refined like a study in the beast races

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:08:04 No.2133758 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730

Excellent, I draw an arrow and let it fly. (Hopefully not in the direction of anyone important.)

The Local Nigger

The Local Nigger ID:Ak/vvsUY Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:09:04 No.2133766 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730
AAAAAAAHHHHH AWWW SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT
*dies*

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:09:07 No.2133768 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730
"m-moron? you have the nerve to call me moron? who the fook do you think you are?"

Santa KKKlaus

Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:10:26 No.2133777 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133690
>Forge a fake document saying i am the king
''LOOKING AT THIS DOCUMENT YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT ME,SANTA KKKLAUS IS THE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF BANTANUS AND SINCE NOBODY IS HERE TO OPPOSE ME I CROWN MYSELF AS KING''
>Try it again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:11:23 No.2133785 Report

Quoted By:

>>2133735
>Sind Sie das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!
Did someone call?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0IXzOQO0 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:11:28 No.2133786 Report

Quoted By: >>2133793

>>2133730

"Calm down, everyone! Im not your enemy!"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:12:11 No.2133793 Report

Quoted By: >>2133804 >>2133807 >>2133808 >>2133837 >>2133845 >>2133869

>>2133735
5
your builders only obtain wood. t'will do for now.
>>2133737
ah, a cobbler! what a job!
>>2133740
0
the knight turns around with his lance and stabs you in the chest! he has impaled your heart! what a turn of events! hoho! you die!
R.I.P. Jimmy!
>>2133751
1
you only find another disgusting book. this time, 'tis erotica concerning intercourse with beasts!
>>2133758
8
your arrow lands on the ox and kills it. you have enough meat to feed the town! hazah!
>>2133766
6
you successfully die! hoho!
>>2133768
8
he stutters in shock! he is surprised.
"tis you after all, Dio! my apologies!" he says.
the maiden looks shock too!
>>2133777
trips! 'tis the king! all hail the king! all the peasants bow to you!
>>2133786
6
they don't believe you!

King Santa KKKlaus

King Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:13:30 No.2133804 Report

Quoted By: >>2133848

>>2133793
''GUARDS I ORDER EACH ONE OF YOU TO GUT EVERYONE WHO DARED TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS TO LAUGH OF ME,AND I WANT A FULL PATROL OF GUARDS TO FOLLOW ME TO THE CASTLE AND A CARRIAGE FOR ME TO STAY''
>Go to the Castle in the Carriage

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:13:37 No.2133807 Report

Quoted By: >>2133848

>>2133793
"now that is more like it, tell me... where is jonathan joestar, your son? i heard that he will be my new brother."

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:13:49 No.2133808 Report

Quoted By: >>2133848

>>2133793
"Yuck!"
>All this porn is getting me riled up. Head to the local bar and find a maiden to bed.

Sammy H

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Sammy H ID:dviNC5s3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:14:10 No.2133815 Report

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Sammy here gonna open a store for your poor ass to get some proper footwear. My elvish blood makes you pay 10% but too fucking bad cause I'm the only place this part of the kingdom.

Absolutely no niggers allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:16:34 No.2133837 Report

Quoted By: >>2133848

>>2133793
I'm glad to see that my work is going well! With my quota fulfilled, I think I'll entertain some of the townspeople with my archery skills!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0IXzOQO0 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:18:12 No.2133845 Report

Quoted By: >>2133862

>>2133793

"Okay, I guess you dont leave me no choice. AAAAAAHHHHHH"

*runs away faster at the speed of light*

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:18:31 No.2133848 Report

Quoted By: >>2133866 >>2133874 >>2133888 >>2133896

>>2133804
6
"yes my liege!"
the guards gut all those who laughed at you. you head to the castle in a carriage. beware of the dark knight.
>>2133807
7
"he is in his room. he will be happy to meet you." sir brando says. the maiden remains silent.
>>2133808
8
you find a lonely maiden. she follows you to your dwelling and you bed her.
>>2133837
7
you bring the meat to the town, and people honor you with hazahs! what a dream! your archery amazes them!

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:19:54 No.2133862 Report

Quoted By:

>>2133845
5
you run away fast. the townspeople thought you disappeared using black magic!

King Santa KKKlaus

King Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:20:35 No.2133866 Report

Quoted By: >>2134030

>>2133848
''Guards I Demand you Bring me the Traitor Known as Dio Brando Immediately,Kill Everyone near to him,it must be a secret Operation''
''This is an Order''

Wallbuilder

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Wallbuilder ID:2lvECT0/ Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:21:02 No.2133869 Report

Quoted By: >>2134030

>>2133793
Wallbuilder here, paying 100 coins for every roll to help build the wall

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:21:33 No.2133874 Report

Quoted By: >>2134030

>>2133848
"This'll do just fine. At this rate I'll become the village chad."
>Go back and get /fit/

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:23:21 No.2133888 Report

Quoted By: >>2133944 >>2133954 >>2134030

>>2133848
i go into his room "jonathan joestar? i am dio, dio brando. your new brother. but do not think for one moment we are friends, i am only here to make it up in the world. it was the only good thing my father has done for me. do not get in my way. do you understand?"

Lock of Robinsley

Lock of Robinsley ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:24:14 No.2133896 Report

Quoted By: >>2134030

>>2133848
Well, I'll need some money eventually, and this shooting business is working out well, I think I'll volunteer for a shift with the town guard and make some extra coin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rx0jO3nf Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:28:27 No.2133927 Report

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rillon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:30:59 No.2133944 Report

Quoted By: >>2133957

>>2133888
Mind giving me a rundown of what's been happening so far?

Dead Jew

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Dead Jew ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:33:18 No.2133954 Report

Quoted By:

>>2133888
Congrats, prince!

>The Jew's soul gives one last blessing to the new royal

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:33:24 No.2133957 Report

Quoted By: >>2133977

>>2133944
idk i was only paying attention to what i was doing, not anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGVgK/oL Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:34:15 No.2133965 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Wallbuilder

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Wallbuilder ID:2lvECT0/ Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:34:55 No.2133967 Report

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IF NOBODY IS GOING TO HELP BUILD THE WALL ILL DO IT MYSELF

Dead Jew

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Dead Jew ID:T9Y8krR6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:35:44 No.2133977 Report

Quoted By:

>>2133957
Oy vey. That's alright.
Just wanted to spectate a little while, if you don't mind.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:42:27 No.2134030 Report

Quoted By: >>2134041 >>2134054 >>2134065 >>2134073

>>2133866
8
"yes, sire." they all say.
they bow, and they head out your door. they are now out on the streets finding Dio. hoho, can't wait to see this!
>>2133869
9
this greatly influences the builders to build better and help build the wall. the wall is built in a matter of minutes. it is made of wood and stone, but it stands tall.
>>2133874
4
you only lift up light things such as blankets.
hoho! how weak!
>>2133888
the second trips! you are now the son of the king. what?! what an interesting twist! jonathan joestar bows with all of the members in the house to you.
"p-prince brando!" he utters.
>>2133896
6
they hire you and you keep guard. it may be boring, but they pay you well! hoho!

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:43:58 No.2134041 Report

Quoted By: >>2134102

>>2134030
"Progress."
>Kept lifting. Get Swole

King Santa KKKlaus

King Santa KKKlaus ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:46:16 No.2134054 Report

Quoted By: >>2134102

>>2134030
''Hey there guard what's your name?''
''I Want you to find the most beautiful and Obedient Maid in this Castle and Bring Her to me,She must bow to me when seeing me''
''ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUARDS LOOKING FOR DIO?''
>Wait for my guards to bring back dio

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:48:35 No.2134065 Report

Quoted By: >>2134102

>>2134030
"n-nani? i'm the prince now? haha! no feat is too much for i! dio! but this is only my first step to reach my true potential!"

i look in the library for how to become a vampire

Lock of Robinsley, L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley, L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:50:51 No.2134073 Report

Quoted By: >>2134102

>>2134030
Good to hear.

I'll find myself a new pair of boots, my old ones were wearing out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LD+w658h Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:51:37 No.2134080 Report

Quoted By:

>>2133125

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tKkLN3Tp Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:52:56 No.2134085 Report

Quoted By: >>2134098

reeeeeeeeeee

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:54:38 No.2134098 Report

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>>2134085

Ah! The lumberjack! How are you, old friend? Has that wolf been troubling you still?

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

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MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:55:18 No.2134102 Report

Quoted By: >>2134110 >>2134146 >>2134151 >>2134172

>>2134041
1
you drop the blankets on your foot and bruise it. hoho! how pathetic!
>>2134054
6
"my name is bob. yes sir."
he runs off out the door in a hurry! he comes back with a beautiful maiden from another house. she bows with her white silky dress. her eyes green as grass. she looks at you.
"evening, how do you do? i am saricha." she says
>>2134065
7
you go to the library and find a book on studying vampires! you find out that you need to drink the blood of the purest virgin maiden you can find!
>>2134073
3
the shoemaker can't make enough shoes. unfortunately.

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:56:33 No.2134110 Report

Quoted By: >>2134254

>>2134102
>Sustain the pain,and leave the house. Go find a better job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/y4u2oIc Tue 12 Sep 2017 03:57:32 No.2134117 Report

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I am born unto this thread, naked and screaming as a fresh infant... though somewhat hairy, man-sized and middle aged.

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:02:15 No.2134146 Report

Quoted By: >>2134254

>>2134102
"hmm... now where would i find her?" i go up to jonathan "i know i was being rude earlier... but i was just trying to act tough, so you rich folk would not take advantage of me. please, i ask you to forgive me. on another note, you must know many beautiful women since you are rich and all. could you maybe tell me which one you think is the most purest virgin maiden? this is all for research purposes by the way."

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:02:59 No.2134151 Report

Quoted By: >>2134152 >>2134254

>>2134102
Well, that's unfortunate, but I'll endure.

Time for another hunt! Beasts both mundane and magical shall meet their end before tomorrow's dawn!

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:03:43 No.2134152 Report

Quoted By:

>>2134151

Oh, oh, dear. I'm not sure that was a beast of any sort at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/y4u2oIc Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:04:38 No.2134153 Report

Quoted By:

Man-sized for a dwarf, anyway.

MOISTURE! MOISTURE FOR SALE!

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:08:54 No.2134172 Report

Quoted By: >>2134254

>>2134102
"Saricha Huh? Listen Saricha,do you swear eternal servitude to your king?Do you consider your king above all forms of justice? Do you consider your king the absolute ruler of this lands and everyone who stands against me should be crushed and executed?"
"Prove it to me"
"Kiss my ring and my feet"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xv3YRcrP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:19:48 No.2134249 Report

Quoted By: >>2134262

>>2133125
Rahh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WP77IEl9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:20:56 No.2134252 Report

Quoted By: >>2134262

>>2133125
roll

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:21:38 No.2134254 Report

Quoted By: >>2134265 >>2134278 >>2134286 >>2134303

>>2134110
0
you find a queer club. its full of queers. hoho!
"we'll pay you lots of gold to dance for us!" one of them says.
>>2134151
1
you can't find anything to hunt.
>>2134146
6
"the purest maiden is being executed for criticizing the nobleman, richard" he says.
"she is being publicly executed right now"
>>2134172
4
she gets down on her knees and kisses your ring and feet.
"i swear my servitude to the absolute ruler who ascends all forms of justice, my king." she says.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:23:14 No.2134262 Report

Quoted By:

>>2134252
a nobleman! how rich and honorable you must be!
>>2134249
tis a... town crier?

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:23:42 No.2134265 Report

Quoted By: >>2134337

>>2134254
"Heh just look at this a public execution"
"Stay here and don't leave ill be back soon"
"Guards follow me"
>Watch the Execution

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:26:02 No.2134278 Report

Quoted By: >>2134337

>>2134254
"well then i must save her! lead me to the execution, i will order them to stop as prince!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ig6o2SUT Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:26:18 No.2134280 Report

Quoted By: >>2134335

Hi guys I'm your new dude who's gone and done some rollin just now

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:26:57 No.2134286 Report

Quoted By: >>2134337 >>2134383

>>2134254
"I'll pass."
>Look for another job.

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:28:59 No.2134303 Report

Quoted By: >>2134337

>>2134254

A pure maiden, being killed by a mad king? I'd not be much of a man if I didn't try to intervene! I'll disguise myself and attempt a rescue!

Shlo Mo Orcins

Shlo Mo Orcins ID:Ig6o2SUT Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:33:17 No.2134335 Report

Quoted By:

>>2134280
Ah it seems I'm a merchant man who gotta roll to make them sales ya know?
"COME YE COME ALL WHO WANTS TO BUY ME SHITE??"
"WE GOT FINE ORCISH GOODS SUCH AS MUD, MEAT AND MURDERIN' IMPLEMENTS"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:33:18 No.2134337 Report

Quoted By: >>2134352 >>2134354 >>2134360 >>2134373

>>2134265
7
the guards follow you to the public execution! what an interesting event! the purest of maidens being executed! you see the nobleman, richard, look at this execution and smile. hoho! what corruption money makes a man!
>>2134278
10
you zoom there faster than the speed of sound! the guards, knights, noblemen all stop what they're doing and look at you. hoho! they must be interested!
"what is it, prince brando?" richard says with a sneer. "finally coming out of your house for once?"
he laughs along with some of the knights.
>>2134286
6
you find a bazaar, the manager looks at you
"you! i want you as a bus-boy! you want a job! be a bus-boy!" he says
>>2134303
3
tis not the kings doing, but a nobleman. you poorly disguise yourself, but still make it to the public event. people see you, and recognize you as the hunter himself! hoho!

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:35:44 No.2134352 Report

Quoted By: >>2134389

>>2134337
>Approach Richard
"Most respected nobleman Richard what is going here,why is this wench being Executed?"
"Men Defend Richard and make sure the Execution is not disrupted this is an order"
"I want 4 of my best soldiers to serve as my personal guard"

Alejandro the Village "Jack"

Alejandro the Village "Jack" ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:35:48 No.2134354 Report

Quoted By: >>2134389

>>2134337
"Sure thing,sir."
>Get to work

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:37:03 No.2134360 Report

Quoted By: >>2134373 >>2134389

>>2134337
"you better shut your cunt mouth, or i'll have to sew it shut myself. now richard, free this girl for me."

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:39:20 No.2134373 Report

Quoted By: >>2134389

>>2134360
>>2134337
"Richard pay no attention to what my son says,he might be royal but he is still stubborn and hot blooded,proceed with the execution as you wish,all who try to desrupt the Execution shall hang alongside her"

Shlo Mo Orcins

Shlo Mo Orcins ID:Ig6o2SUT Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:40:37 No.2134383 Report

Quoted By:

>>2134286
"I'll pay ye 50 gold to steal or buy all the in the non rancid meats in the vicinity"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:41:20 No.2134389 Report

Quoted By: >>2134395 >>2134397 >>2134405 >>2134420

>>2134352
4
richard looks at you.
"the woman came into my house without my permission and caught me making love to multiple women! she called me out on it, even though I wasn't married! she has no right to judge me! she even has a record of not believing in monarchy! she deserves the rope!" he says, while looking at the maiden.
>>2134354
4
you do an adequate job. the manager is slightly impressed, since this is your first hour with your new job.
>>2134360
2
"as if!" richard yells as he laughs.
"what will you make me do, boy? im as rich as the castle itself! you can't make me do anything!" he says.
>>2134373
he nods. he signals the knights to wrap a rope around her neck.

Alejandro the Bus-boy

Alejandro the Bus-boy ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:42:44 No.2134395 Report

Quoted By: >>2134432

>>2134389
>Keep working

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:43:04 No.2134397 Report

Quoted By: >>2134405 >>2134432

>>2134389
"then i challenge you to some fisticuffs! unless you are too scared? if i win! then you free her, if i lose then you can do whatever you want!"

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:44:07 No.2134405 Report

Quoted By: >>2134417 >>2134432

>>2134397
"Let it go my son,even though what richard does is wrong he is still of very high importance to the crown and it's treasury,it's just another wench,lets move on please"
>>2134389
"Ok Richard just make sure this doesn't reach the crown,do whatever you please"

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:46:23 No.2134417 Report

Quoted By: >>2134430

>>2134405
"yare yare daze, i just met you. i thought my real father died. if you want true power then i need this girl father. we will both gain immense power from this."

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:47:12 No.2134420 Report

Quoted By: >>2134432

>>2134389
Seeing the situation possibly resolving itself I'll go climb a tree or something to conceal myself, just in case this goes south.

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:49:34 No.2134430 Report

Quoted By:

>>2134417
"Lies.Richard is of tremendous importance to thecrown,also there are many maidens in the castle for you to meet i was about to introduce you to sacharia"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:49:45 No.2134432 Report

Quoted By: >>2134439 >>2134446 >>2134455 >>2134467 >>2134473

>>2134395
5
you work better. the manager starts to smile.
"good work!" he says, as he pats you on the back.
>>2134397
9
everyone turns to you and all of their jaws drop.
"WHAT?!" he yells. "f-f-fisticuffs?! no way! you're just pulling my leg! no one has practiced that in 200 years! fine! you can have the girl!"
the knights set the maiden free. she wanders over to you.
"thank you ever so much!" she says, while hugging you. she is quite the skinny maiden, but she is very polite.
"i forgot to mention my name! how rude of me! my name is jaycie!" she says.
>>2134405
7
richard shakes his head.
"i'm out. your son is scaring me." he says.
"see ya later."
richard walks off back to his mansion on a hill.
>>2134420
0
you climb the tree but fall down and break your arm. hoho! looks like you made a blunder!

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 5 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:51:06 No.2134439 Report

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>>2134432
Well, my job is done! Off I go!

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:DCCwe2nd Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:52:04 No.2134446 Report

Quoted By: >>2134485

>>2134432
"Richard you are a fucking pussy,and weakness is something i cannot allow"
"Guards Gut Richard for this treachery,expose his remains to the city to show what happens to a true corward"

Alejandro the Bus-boy

Alejandro the Bus-boy ID:IkkdaJ72 Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:52:37 No.2134455 Report

Quoted By: >>2134485

>>2134432
"Thanks."
>Keep working and get my day's pay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VcQL38vg Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:54:16 No.2134465 Report

Quoted By: >>2134485

>>2133125
rooooooooooollooooooooooo

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:54:26 No.2134467 Report

Quoted By: >>2134473 >>2134485

>>2134432
"do not just hug like that woman, you startled me. now have you fallen in love with me yet?"

King Radovid

King Radovid ID:aqaqBSyW Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:55:53 No.2134473 Report

Quoted By: >>2134485 >>2134496

>>2134467
>>2134432
"You idiot bastard i will not allow my son to have affair with wenches"
"Come to the castle i will discuss our next plans"
>Leave for the castle alongside dio and my guards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUzZU+lL Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:58:11 No.2134484 Report

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roll

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:YOQuUFTP Tue 12 Sep 2017 04:58:29 No.2134485 Report

Quoted By: >>2134496 >>2134498 >>2134515

>>2134439
9
you head off and your arm heals fast. its not broken anymore. wow.
>>2134446
8
the guards nod, and richard gets ambushed by soldiers and gets ripped apart. he is not important to the crown anymore! hoho!
>>2134455
5
the manager hands you 100 bronze coins. nice.
>>2134467
9
she blushes.
"w-what? y-yes..." she says.
>>2134473
5
the guards escort you, dio, and jaycie to the castle. sacharia awaits there.
>>2134465
ah! an archer!

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:W1vhU83V Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:01:22 No.2134496 Report

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>>2134473
"alright father, i will bring jaycie along."

>>2134485
"y-you do? already? well i don't believe you, you cannot fool the great dio! you will come live in the castle with me, until you truly fall in love with me."

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 6

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 6 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:01:50 No.2134498 Report

Quoted By: >>2134762

>>2134485
>wow
Forest herbs, well known to us hunters.

And back to the woods with me! I shall hunt, as hunters do.

Alejandro the Bus-boy

Alejandro the Bus-boy ID:gqjL0DVn Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:04:37 No.2134515 Report

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>>2134485
>Invest 60 coin in the banks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cwyNobDa Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:05:30 No.2134520 Report

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Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NnM91k/c Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:08:46 No.2134540 Report

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Remember to roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ulqyNs9d Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:10:25 No.2134545 Report

Quoted By: >>2134567

>>2133125
roll!

Generic Soldier

Generic Soldier ID:ulqyNs9d Tue 12 Sep 2017 05:12:55 No.2134567 Report

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>>2134545
waiting in the castle for the King to return.

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 6

Lock of Robinsley (Hunter), L0, Exp = 6 ID:iqy8IA5O Tue 12 Sep 2017 06:06:18 No.2134762 Report

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>>2134498

I'm afraid that I'll not be leaving the forest 'till tomorrow. If the kingdom hasn't gone to hell by then, I'll see you all then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JFXaKAP1 Tue 12 Sep 2017 06:10:38 No.2134780 Report

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>>2133125
roland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+oUZccpp Tue 12 Sep 2017 09:56:51 No.2135507 Report

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Roll :D ebin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bsl7Di6O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:02:02 No.2135525 Report

Quoted By: >>2135538

>>2133125
I do say this seems rather joyful

God of random numbers please grant me your favor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/QYUQJx Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:05:33 No.2135537 Report

Quoted By: >>2135569

for king and country?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bsl7Di6O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:06:03 No.2135538 Report

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>>2135525
When life gives you lemons

Jerome Freeman

Jerome Freeman ID:3/QYUQJx Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:15:36 No.2135569 Report

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>>2135537
I go and find manlet elves with platform shoes. I'm trying to convince them that they need fixing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TYvZ/1Gn Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:28:06 No.2135616 Report

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roll i guess..

Anonymous

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Roll

Anonymous

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Poke!

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:XbI3v2ld Tue 12 Sep 2017 11:47:37 No.2136635 Report

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roll

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