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Friendly Reminder

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>Floridians are born inside the deepest parts of the Everglades, forged into combat through aligator wrestling

>The literal Sunshine State, unlike the other overcast-weathered, shit-tier 49 states

>Have a juice brand called Florida's Natural, because our oranges are god-like

>Survived countless hurricanes with ease, to the point of literally shooting at Irma, thereby proving our superior bravery and use of force unlike Texas and Louisiana retards

>Hot Hispanic chicks everywhere

>Publix sandwiches

Face it /bant/, y'all could never compete