>>21348265once when i was a kid driving a red porsche 944 for "running a red light" but that shit was yellow when i was under it. cop was just pissy. smelled pot int he car, and inventoried the car cause i couldnt find insurance papers, i had insurance anyways so it was in illegal search and everything he found was inadmissable in court.
>case thrown out. one time when i was a bit older trying to get some pussy going 90 in a 60 but the cop was cool as fuck and we talked about led zepplin and the who for a bit before he gave me a ticket for going 89 in a 60 so i took defensive driving and had the charges dismissed
>totall like 6 months of time wasted several trips tot he courthouse and 150 bucks spentand one time a year or two ago (many many years after the first two incidents) it was an obvious speed trap even google maps said it was 60, but i was with my wife, we had all our paperwork, we were polite and cordial, we were doing waht the speed limit WAS before they lowered it a month ago (orginally 60, now 50) and the guy warned us about the speed trap for next time we came through austin and he let us go with no paperwork.
thats it. 33 years on this world driving since i was 16, full license at 17 only 2 tickets and both of them have been dismissed.
>i usually go around 5 under/over the speed limit cause i have nowhere to go and i have all the time in the world. >my wife ont he other hand is a speed demon and crossed alabama and mississippi in like two and a half hours cause i fell asleep on a road trip and she found a convoy going 140 
