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Things you have done that you are pretty sure no one else here has.

Anonymous ID:ok4+6gEM Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:44:58 No.2135155 View View Reply Original Report

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I said the word nigger in public. To a nigger.

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⪯⪰ !DIAMONDof2 ID:LFBxluwQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:46:58 No.2135161 Report

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>>2135155
post regularly on /lit/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JW2VZzHw Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:47:27 No.2135162 Report

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Got laid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MYHbBbii Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:47:57 No.2135164 Report

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I read books

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z9PtXyEC Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:49:17 No.2135166 Report

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>>2135155

Shouted "fucking normies!" while walking down the hall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3euNpWcp Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:50:30 No.2135169 Report

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teach a somewhat autistic kid piano.
he twitches a lot and makes uncontrolled noises.
also starts talking about random things during the lesson

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⪯⪰ !DIAMONDof2 ID:LFBxluwQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 07:52:12 No.2135173 Report

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>>2135169
bro, lots of autistic people on this board have taught themselves piano before.
GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JFYTp3M1 Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:00:31 No.2135188 Report

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>>2135166
back to_reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z9PtXyEC Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:02:34 No.2135195 Report

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>>2135188

Wake me up inside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JFYTp3M1 Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:03:36 No.2135196 Report

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>>2135195
back to_reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EDc/Uaph Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:04:12 No.2135199 Report

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>>2135155

Be intelligent

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wWS1YVrX Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:09:39 No.2135212 Report

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>>2135155
Spitted a green one on a turks shoulder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z9PtXyEC Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:09:49 No.2135213 Report

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>>2135196

Cant wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:trF3d79q Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:10:20 No.2135214 Report

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9319IbAq Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:13:55 No.2135217 Report

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When I was 13 I went to a sleepover with 5 girls and I was the only boy. They dressed me up in girl's clothes and put makeup on me.

anonymous

anonymous ID:FndENQSW Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:19:12 No.2135228 Report

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>>2135155
i masturbated in public

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k4yPfwzY Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:19:19 No.2135230 Report

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>>2135217
i bet you had a huge erection all that night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9319IbAq Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:23:11 No.2135236 Report

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>>2135230
When I was pretending to be asleep all they talked about was sex. Young girls talk about sex far more than young boys I reckon.

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⪯⪰ !DIAMONDof2 ID:LFBxluwQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:25:17 No.2135240 Report

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>>2135236
holy shit all girls are literally whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E5DySbEO Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:27:18 No.2135244 Report

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I held a baby octopus in my hands, found it in some tidepools on a beach on the Oregon coast. Fucker started biting me with his beak. Made my hands shaky for about half an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wWS1YVrX Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:27:54 No.2135246 Report

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>>2135228
Doubt ure the only one here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ok4+6gEM Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:30:15 No.2135251 Report

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>>2135228
yeah I used to do that when I drove and I did it at work all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+EYW2tJh Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:31:09 No.2135252 Report

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I once had dehydration sickness from a school trip to Six Flags back in 8th grade. I was slowly moving around looking for help, because I was all alone and had no friends until I eventually found a bench near a gift shop and restroom. I was able to buy water from a vending machine and pretty much stayed their and slept on the bench until one of the school faculty found me and dragged me back into the buses.
tl;dr I once slept openly at a theme park when I got dehydration sickness.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:35JmgqP9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:45:46 No.2135302 Report

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>>2135155
A threesome with two girls.
A foursome with three dudes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:35JmgqP9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 08:47:23 No.2135309 Report

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>>2135302
(INB4 frog fag:I was part of the three guys)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EASee1UZ Tue 12 Sep 2017 09:17:24 No.2135396 Report

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>>2135155
Walked into my gfs house while she was sleeping and raped her without her knowing it was me. I told her after and she was fine with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ETVnGh8O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:01:18 No.2135522 Report

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>>2135309
I was there too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bu9T1Yjo Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:03:40 No.2135530 Report

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I onced pissed on a strangers grave

DICK MANGO

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DICK MANGO ID:OqbO2S8P Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:04:46 No.2135532 Report

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>>2135155
woah so hardcore want a medal?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:entUFGai Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:16:16 No.2135573 Report

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Made a presentation about all the positive things Hitler has done and saved the holocaust for last. Everyone in the classroom took it as a joke including the teacher and he gave me a decent score because of how well the presentation was made.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/2aPU3O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:19:24 No.2135583 Report

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>>2135155
I, too, remember when I was a 13-year-old edgelord. How much did your hospital bills cost you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/2aPU3O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:21:30 No.2135590 Report

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>>2135236
Depends on the culture.

Back in the US, yeah, teen girls are open about sexuality and attractiveness. Over here, they lean towards talking about fashion and cooking, maybe cats and other animals if they have pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ETVnGh8O Tue 12 Sep 2017 10:26:33 No.2135608 Report

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>>2135590
hasan please
you're among the biggest degenerates due to all the repression

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zj/Tl1bL Tue 12 Sep 2017 11:02:05 No.2136093 Report

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I got stung my a tarantula hawk in the face. (yes i'm from Arizona)
They're the 2nd most painful insect sting in the world, right under the bullet ant. It felt like lightning shot through my face/body.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NURMQVDh Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:49:44 No.2137007 Report

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ran down the middle of the street screaming at 2 AM past a retirement village

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wdivJcrp Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:50:29 No.2137011 Report

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>>2137007

I like you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5siSRJg3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:54:37 No.2137028 Report

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>>2135155
I played craps in the middle of a Fry's Electronics store while out of my mind on magic mushrooms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NURMQVDh Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:01:45 No.2137059 Report

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>>2137011
:)

you people

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you people ID:qegs9dbu Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:05:37 No.2137073 Report

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>>2135155
k so this one time i called an italian person a wop. to his face. then this other time i called a jew a kike. to his face. then this other time i called a chinese person a chink. to his face.

oh and then this one other time i called a japanese person a gook. to his face. oh and one time i was in west africa and i called a nigger a spearchucker. to his face.

get on my level faggets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/2aPU3O Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:13:51 No.2137111 Report

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>>2135608
My name is not Hasan, but at least the women here don't look like grannies once they reach 30, Vladislav.

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Anonymous ID:hiDtA/Iv Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:20:04 No.2137141 Report

Quoted By: >>2137202 >>2137212

> Once got myself stuck inside an abandoned fridge at 5am after a big night out.
> Once nearly got run over by a minibus full of jews after it mounted the curb to avoid traffic
> Once nearly got thrown out of my apartment for throwing a plastic skeleton out of the window onto a chinese couple
> Actually got thrown out of my apartment because the roof fell through but I never reported it because now I could see into the bathroom of the girl upstairs.
Get on my autist level

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fih1jyud Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:23:43 No.2137163 Report

Quoted By: >>2137170 >>2137201

>>2135590
هلا خؤؤؤؤي

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiDtA/Iv Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:24:58 No.2137170 Report

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>>2137163
Allahu ahkbar to you too!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/2aPU3O Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:31:08 No.2137201 Report

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>>2137163
I don't speak arabic my brother, but marhaba to you as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rTkShMo3 Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:31:19 No.2137202 Report

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>>2137141
> Once nearly got thrown out of my apartment for throwing a plastic skeleton out of the window onto a chinese couple
holy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FF3rqRPf Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:32:23 No.2137205 Report

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>>2135309
disappointing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NURMQVDh Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:34:41 No.2137212 Report

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>>2137141

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Anonymous ID:6x5i+mHA Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:38:11 No.2137222 Report

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>>2137111
How can you tell what they look like when they wear a mask all day?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VM+Ri7iC Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:39:55 No.2137227 Report

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>>2135166
Tips fedora
>>2135217
Faggot
>>2135230
Faggot
>>2135244
Sounds dope
>>2135252
Thats nothing special.. Hoos do it All the time
>>2135530
Kys
>>2135573
This takes balls
>>2137111
Checked

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O/2aPU3O Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:41:00 No.2137230 Report

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>>2137222
Well you see my big trip brother, my compound doesn't enforce an abaya code on its muslim women. Foreign women who live here can go to the supermarket in shorts and sandals and no one bats an eye.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9319IbAq Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:41:06 No.2137231 Report

Quoted By: >>2137238 >>2137267

>>2137227
jelly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t0+iiolP Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:41:08 No.2137232 Report

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>>2135155
called someone a KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM+Ri7iC Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:42:39 No.2137238 Report

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>>2137231
Yeah.. You Tell yourself that little man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7sSrV0d0 Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:49:37 No.2137260 Report

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>>2135155
Ohhh, edgy!

swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2

swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:pt44te6F Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:49:41 No.2137261 Report

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when i lived in swaziland i dressed up like spider man and kicked someone in the dick in an alley

swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2

swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:pt44te6F Tue 12 Sep 2017 13:51:42 No.2137267 Report

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>>2137231
u r a baby

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2phmLnFw Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:25:32 No.2137486 Report

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>>2135217
I did this too tbqhwy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xR23wbHS Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:29:27 No.2137513 Report

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>>2137261
just a regular day in swaziland?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bqz3zC5i Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:46:35 No.2137623 Report

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called a nigger a nigger in public, nothing happened
wrote an essay about why hitler was justified in the holocaust, got a perfect score
as a project in gov we made political parties, everyone except 5 people and I did repubs and dems while we did the American Nazi Party
I'm properly ashamed about all this though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiDtA/Iv Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:53:19 No.2137660 Report

Quoted By: >>2137674

>>2137202
Actually a true story, saw a facebook video about a plastic skeleton and thought it was funny so bought one, then got really drunk, blue-tacked a pair of aviators onto its head and took some pictures, then threw it out the window in a drunken stupour, nearly hit a pair of chinks having a smoke below. Woke up the next day and got grilled by the landlord

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiDtA/Iv Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:56:04 No.2137674 Report

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>>2137660
Heres the skeleton for proofs

MEDPACK

MEDPACK ID:t741wfdT Tue 12 Sep 2017 14:57:35 No.2137684 Report

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>>2135522
Yeah senpai, me too
I was one of the girls
I'm not a girl btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ETVnGh8O Tue 12 Sep 2017 15:00:58 No.2137695 Report

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>>2137111
>evading the post in question because you know it's true and can't answer
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zs7yeclI Tue 12 Sep 2017 15:06:26 No.2137725 Report

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>>2135173
OH SHIT NIGGA, BIGGEST FUCKING GOTTEM OF ALL TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zs7yeclI Tue 12 Sep 2017 15:06:56 No.2137729 Report

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>>2135169
You're a legend mate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T+PDgaNO Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:14:10 No.2138171 Report

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>>2135162
bullshit, this is 4chan
nobody here has ever felt a pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zgSFVd+P Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:16:03 No.2138176 Report

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>>2135155
I masturbated under my bed covers while family was in my room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KheOjJri Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:17:10 No.2138180 Report

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>>2138176
expand on this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zgSFVd+P Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:20:25 No.2138205 Report

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>>2138180
When I was a kid I masturbated first thing in the morning when I woke up. No exceptions. So when my stepdad moved in with us his kids came over every other weekend. They were annoying shits that burst into my room every morning to immediately play on my playstation. And at some point I just said fuck it, no exceptions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7T1JUCbp Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:22:08 No.2138466 Report

Quoted By: >>2138474

Well I have a women who loved me for who I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JhMpnC11 Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:22:53 No.2138474 Report

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>>2138466
lies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aHUlp0RU Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:24:41 No.2138497 Report

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Fell in love with someone online [spoiler:lit]who was a guy [/spoiler:lit]
and yes i know im a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JW2VZzHw Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:29:17 No.2138536 Report

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>>2138171
But it wasn't a pussy, anon :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:txAMZdDu Tue 12 Sep 2017 16:33:32 No.2138570 Report

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Gave my friend successful romantic advice despite having no romantic experience, I just made some educated guesses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ok4+6gEM Tue 12 Sep 2017 18:58:23 No.2139772 Report

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home bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ok4+6gEM Tue 12 Sep 2017 18:59:28 No.2139780 Report

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>>2135532
>>2135583
you've never done it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rroCN/FR Tue 12 Sep 2017 20:55:30 No.2140867 Report

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I killed my neighbor's pitbull after it attacked my girlfriend.

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