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do prostitutes cost less than a gf if you factor in all the food, clothes, and cosmetics?

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:33:56 No.21352317 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:35:53 No.21352318 Report

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>>21352317
Yeah obviously.
Most importantly they actually leave. I currently pay my gf to leave so I can play Factorio and Stellaris without her nagging me for more sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:37:29 No.21352319 Report

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>>21352317
>paying for a woman
I can smell a normalfag herein

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:38:47 No.21352320 Report

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Strg + V

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:39:30 No.21352321 Report

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>>21352317
Me and the gf split all expenses 50/50. Rent, groceries, utility bills, restaurant checks and takeout etc. I obviously don't buy her clothes or anything that only she uses, who the fuck would be doing that?

So if we factor in these expenses, I'm getting paid to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:40:00 No.21352322 Report

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>>21352317
>cosmetics
Tell your gf to stop wearing that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:41:49 No.21352323 Report

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Obviously, most women won't even date guys who won't spend on them these days unless he's a 10/10 or until they hit their mid 30s and 40s and realize they fucked themselves over thinking they can marry a chad during their prime, but that never happened.

A hooker you can bang whenever is convenient for you, as long as you don't make it an addiction where you're banging multiple hookers a month then it's way less money and stress

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:41:59 No.21352324 Report

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>>21352317
if you compare a year, yeah. Just seeing a hooker once a week, vs having a gf that whole time living with you using stuff having to buy her stuff, gas used driving her places etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:42:48 No.21352325 Report

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>>21352321
You live in Finland where people still have some common sense and morals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:43:28 No.21352326 Report

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>>21352317
I’ve been curious about buying sex, I’m not sure how it works do I have to tell her I’m cut beforehand or can I just reveal my weird eunuch crotch and she’s just supposed to roll with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:46:24 No.21352327 Report

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>>21352318
You too? I pay her to let me play league

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:47:09 No.21352328 Report

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Can I hire a hooker to pretend to be my wife full time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:56:09 No.21352329 Report

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I've been hiring the same escort for around 5 years now. She comes to my house usually twice a month, she's pretty fun and friendly to be around. She would be a great gf because we have a lot in common, but unfortunately she's an escort. I made a comparison with how much I've spent with her in the last 5 years vs how much I spent with my ex which lasted 2 years before he, and the escort was still a bit cheaper. Plus the time saving factor is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:58:21 No.21352330 Report

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>>21352317
>120min 2 std
Yeah I'll think I'll pass on the std's. Thanks though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 14:59:21 No.21352331 Report

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>>21352326
Sex workers generally are extremely accommodating, witty people. For whatever reason, in the USA they lean overwhelmingly conservative as well (even, in my experience, the "goth style" ones).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:02:16 No.21352332 Report

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>>21352331
Really though the issue is that most sex workers are very male-oriented in terms of their services. I would not really consider myself to be fully male, and so I would be skeptical as to the transferability of skills from one configuration to the other. Perhaps I can find some kind of lesbian escort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:02:24 No.21352333 Report

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>>21352317
A lot cheaper, I could have fugged someone every week for years and I still would have saved money compared to my only girlfriend (which I could tolerate for only 6 months).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:02:54 No.21352334 Report

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>>21352317
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:05:13 No.21352335 Report

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>>21352332
Many escorts do lesbian work. Get one that will use a strap-on or just get with a "lesbian" trannie and you'll be a straight couple with extra steps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:06:39 No.21352336 Report

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>>21352332
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:07:52 No.21352337 Report

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>>21352317
Not worth the risk of STDs. Even with condom there is high risk of herpes.

t. Dick feels funny 2 weeks after encounter. Scared and stressed as heck I have incurable herpes…..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:08:09 No.21352338 Report

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>$150 hour
Just fyi, the hot ones charge $150 for a quickie (15 minutes)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:08:59 No.21352339 Report

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>>21352317
the real risk is divorce

so be careful who you marry bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:09:32 No.21352340 Report

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>>21352317
my gf buys me stuff, so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:11:10 No.21352341 Report

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I don't understand why people keep making the prostitute argument as if it is an equivalent. I hope you morons all die.

I'm not going to explain or argue further because there's no point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:13:04 No.21352342 Report

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>>21352337
Most of the world has hsv antibodies. If you're that worried, get antivirals and start taking them before your encounter.

Herpes B is the lethal monkey herpes, the post exposure prophylaxis for it works for oral/genital hsv. You can go on and off the drug with minimal side effects.

If you're really lucky, you'll end up with hsv antibodies (positive on a std test) but never experience an outbreak or infect a partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:15:11 No.21352343 Report

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>>21352341
>0088
My relationships are usually so bad that the differences don't bother me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:15:33 No.21352344 Report

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>>21352337
Funny how?

The risk of STDs is there sure, but professional escorts probably have a much lower risk of STDs than your average tinder whore. As a safety tip that many guys seem to ignore for some reason, always wash your dick and crotch thoroughly with soap and water after having sex, and take a piss as soon as you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:19:16 No.21352345 Report

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>>21352317
A professional woman is the most honest woman you can get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:20:19 No.21352346 Report

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>>21352328
If you can afford it. Russian oligarchs can and do.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:22:54 No.21352347 Report

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>>21352317
I can hire a hooker for $500 pesos ( around $20 dollars for an hour but I have to pay the motel ) and since those are really cheap, they turnout to be housewives or single moms that work at the assembly line. I don't hire VIP escorts because not only they are expensive and I have had some bad experiences with them, plus they just want you to get it done ASAP, while the cheapest hookers enjoy the moment, pee your dick and have white cum femal ejaculation vaginal juices which means they are really onto it. Having a gf is boring and time consuming for a person like me since I'm really busy with a family and a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:24:27 No.21352348 Report

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>>21352336
Lol canada… sir I cut my penis off for a fetish do you think I haven’t been called a fag before? Its basically a complement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:24:48 No.21352349 Report

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>>21352318
Lmao I do the same but with battlefield 5 on my ally x. No cuddling, just give her 50-100$ for hair or whatever. I still pay her rent though... which is at my house and probably a 3k value....

So yeah prostitutes cheaper, since everything you do you have to pay for twice in a relationship

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:25:26 No.21352350 Report

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>>21352318
>Stellaris
Funny that you play the game that keeps asking you for more money eternally even though it's not supposed to be that kind of arrangement. I mean, making it a subscription-based game would have been more honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:26:27 No.21352351 Report

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>>21352321
This is like outing yourself for having an ugly gf lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:26:41 No.21352352 Report

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>>21352347
>the picture of the bf/husband in the background
oof

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:27:31 No.21352353 Report

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>>21352317
not in my experience. most of my relationships i've been a neet whilst my gf worked and i stayed at their place. during my drug phase i'd have 3 on the go and rotate my days between the three of them.
i am very handsome though, when i used to be fat i would never have been able to get away with what i do now. fucking hell a few paid for holidays for us to both go on, my favourite was 2 weeks in cyprus slamming away half the time and the other half chilling on the beach doing nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:29:57 No.21352354 Report

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>>21352353
How tall are you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:31:20 No.21352355 Report

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>>21352317
You know what? They actually do. But STDs can be pretty expensive too. Gotta weigh your options and risks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:31:21 No.21352356 Report

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>>21352354
6 feet but 6 foot 1 in trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:31:46 No.21352357 Report

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>>21352353
the next level is to convince them to become prostitutes and make them give you half of their earnings for "protection"

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:31:46 No.21352358 Report

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>>21352335
I have hired hookers to have sex with me and my wife ( I obviously record the sessions ) but what I have noticed is that most females are ok having lesbian sex, unlike men, which some are naturally gay but the heterosexual kind would never even look at another man's dick by far. This book called theozoology explained better: All women are lesbian by design since they are hemaphrodites
https://archive.org/details/155949779TheozoologyByJorgLanzVonLiebenfels/page/10/mode/2up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:32:57 No.21352359 Report

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>>21352357
top kek but even i have a conscience and draw a line somewhere. i suppose virtual pimping is an alternative but arguably that's worse as the internet is forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:33:30 No.21352360 Report

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>>21352358
>Today Hermaphrodites still occur among humans not all that infrequently. Today it is generally assumed that the embryo is originally bisexual. The feminine sexual organ is itself actually bisexual. This is because the clitoris is nothing other than a stunted penis. A notable phenomenon is the fact that inbreeding promotes the generation of hermaphrodites. According to the Bible, and many commentators, the man which was supposed to have been

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:34:41 No.21352361 Report

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>>21352359
there's nothing wrong with it morally
prostitutes need protection do you know how many crazies go to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:35:51 No.21352362 Report

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>>21352344
> professional escorts probably have a much lower risk of STDs than your average tinder whore
do you realize how stupid that statement is? whores fuck tens of dudes every single fucking day of the week. not even the most radioactive whores pull that much on tinder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:36:26 No.21352363 Report

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>>21352358
Based threesome enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:36:35 No.21352364 Report

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My wife paid me a dowry and pumps out blond children. All around a net gain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:36:58 No.21352365 Report

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>>21352337

Congratulations on ruining your life. At least you are #1 woman hater big boy though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:38:06 No.21352366 Report

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>>21352362
Whores get tested all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:38:14 No.21352367 Report

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>>21352328
by full time do you mean 9-5 or 24/7?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:39:34 No.21352368 Report

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>>21352361
trust me, i've seen the men who see prostitutes hanging around certain flats across the street before the police raided them. they would dress up in their best clothes and bring wine, chocolates etc. i'd watch them from my window laughing my arse off sometimes.
you are generally right though, never know when a serial killer could walk through the door, but a gay prostitute would be more likely to encounter one of those exponentially.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:39:53 No.21352369 Report

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>>21352366
you can get tested as much as you want herpes and the hundreds of strains of HPV are never going away, and you re never safe from a psychopath not giving a fuck and giving you shit including AIDS, a lot of prostitutes are sociopathic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:41:47 No.21352370 Report

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>>21352369
You’d think if it was this common that people come back to kill the whore who gave them an std but no, this doesn’t happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:43:01 No.21352371 Report

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>>21352350
everyone pirates their games and dlc
so much they even acknowledged it and simply ask if people like it they pay for it legitimately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:43:02 No.21352372 Report

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>>21352321
>50/50 early stage serious relationship of two low income people
You must start paying for things before she starts understanding she's losing with that agreement and realize you need to be able to take care for her if she gets pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:43:18 No.21352373 Report

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>>21352337

If you start seeing small soft bumps on your shaft or your dick is unusually dry for no reason then, yeah, you got herp. If you suspected any slight change in your body no matter how small you should have ran to the hospital for meds.

After a couple of years your body will develop resistance and the episodes will be less and less until you barely get it anymore without meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:43:37 No.21352374 Report

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>>21352370
shed probably get on medication at some point and quit passing AIDS for her own health, whores move a lot i think, they go to a coutnry then another then another etc so how are they going to find them anyway + lots of people are too lazy to get revenge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:44:19 No.21352375 Report

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>>21352318
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:44:25 No.21352376 Report

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>>21352317
>>21352318
They're not the same you fucking retard
The point of a gf is for an emotional connection

Also incel thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:48:26 No.21352377 Report

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>>21352376
>They're not the same you fucking retard
>The point of a gf is for an emotional connection
This is where we laugh at the roastie

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:50:59 No.21352378 Report

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we should castrate ourselves like Origenes, the flesh might feel good sometimes but is not the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:51:46 No.21352379 Report

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>>21352376
Yeah emotional connection is good and all but after a few years you'll realize how overrated that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XmgJ+j4P Sun 06 Oct 2024 15:59:47 No.21352398 Report

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>>21352378
you should kill yourself instead you retarded cuckold beaner

Yuji Sakai

Yuji Sakai ID:okesEgJY Sun 06 Oct 2024 16:07:41 No.21352419 Report

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>>21352332
get off my board foid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcrwKDO/ Sun 06 Oct 2024 17:54:34 No.21352908 Report

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>>21352317
It depends. If you find a useless woman. Yes, it costs less. If you find a useful woman, no, she will be an asset and provide value instead of remove it.

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