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Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:08:38 No.21354656 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21354799 >>21355167 >>21355910 >>21356214

>Be me
>Get a greentext video randomly recommended to me on YouTube
>Suddenly more and more start getting recommended to me
>Find animated greentext channel
>Shit so hilarious
>Kek my ass off
>Watched one video about Brazil having an orgy once a year
>See the Tradwife and Doomer Girl sex in the background
>Suddenly get an urge to whack it to lesbian Wojaks
>Start shipping and whacking it to Tradwife and Doomer Girl having hot lesbian sex
>I am now addicted to lesbian Wojak ponrography
>Nothing else does it for me anymore
>Went as far as to bust a nut to an image of Tradwife and Doomer Girl conjoint in some weird fusion
>mfw that was my breaking point, yet i am still horny for lesbian Wojaks
>mfw for over a week now all i have been watching is Wojak cartoons
>mfw i can't stop expanding my new Wojak folder
>mfw i got my own mother in on it
What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:14:28 No.21354799 Report

Quoted By: >>21355067

>>21354656
this never ever fucking happened in the history of the universe and never even in a sextillion years. fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YITVWsBc Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:14:44 No.21354803 Report

Quoted By: >>21354806

thank god i stopped at bbc hypno

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:15:41 No.21354806 Report

Quoted By: >>21355062 >>21355067

>>21354803
>thank god i stopped at bbc hypno
what the actual FUCK!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:18:32 No.21355062 Report

Quoted By: >>21355065

>>21354806
The Pokemon Hypno as a black man?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:19:16 No.21355065 Report

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>>21355062
marge...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:19:52 No.21355067 Report

Quoted By: >>21355069 >>21355075

>>21354806
>>21354799
bro i don't think he's lying holy shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:20:29 No.21355069 Report

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>>21355067
...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:21:41 No.21355075 Report

Quoted By: >>21355080 >>21355087

>>21355067
Correct. I am not lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:22:16 No.21355080 Report

Quoted By: >>21355094

>>21355075
unironically kill yourself. there is no fucking turning back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:24:17 No.21355087 Report

Quoted By: >>21355094

>>21355075
thanking god everyday for that window of childhood i had where the internet wasn't ubiquitous. thank you anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:25:50 No.21355094 Report

Quoted By:

>>21355080
I believe there's still a chance.
>>21355087
You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z85IRdK8 Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:34:01 No.21355125 Report

Quoted By: >>21355147

Well…you are human. But what’s wrong with you is your relationship with Jesus. I think what I’m gonna say next is gonna blow your mind.
You are not alone. Jesus knows how you are feeling and He understands. He wants to give you freedom from your situation. I know it’s gonna sound crazy, but Jesus has the power to do it.
So why not come as you are and give Him a chance to show you He truly can heal? I’m going to pray for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:41:06 No.21355147 Report

Quoted By: >>21355160 >>21355167 >>21355202

>>21355125
Oh fuck, that's another detail i forgot to mention.
I am a born again Christian who was doing so good at not giving into lust and i didn't whack it for a long time and even when i did it was just to wholesome fantasies.
But now i do this. And not only di i do it, but there's a cross with (Who i assume to be) baby Jesus on it. I did it in front of the eyes of baby Jesus...
I thank you for your words though and i must get back to staying on the right path and stay out of my basement, because i seriously think there's a demon living in my basement. These feelings only show up when i'm down there, i have all sorts of weird lust dreams down there, as well as other weird things that can only be explained by some demonic being wanting to break me down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:47:22 No.21355160 Report

Quoted By: >>21355207 >>21355276

>>21355147
move to the woods anon and grow and kill what you eat. work on meditation and your inner strength. lift heavy rocks for weights and be a wild wilderness man whom is truly free.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:48:11 No.21355167 Report

Quoted By: >>21355184 >>21355207

>>21355147
>>21354656
elaborate on your mother's involvement

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B6+Tgjyw Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:53:40 No.21355184 Report

Quoted By: >>21355197 >>21355202 >>21355207

>>21355167
>elaborate on your mother's involvement

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:58:25 No.21355197 Report

Quoted By: >>21355207

>>21355184
kek let's see what he's got

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 00:59:40 No.21355202 Report

Quoted By: >>21355207

>>21355184
this >>21355147 convinces me he's not that good at trolling so i'd like to know the honest truth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:01:47 No.21355207 Report

Quoted By: >>21356700

>>21355160
You know, i have always wanted to do that but i can't afford it. The economy in my country is fucked.
>>21355167
>>21355184
>>21355197
>>21355202
Honestly nothing too extreme, just showed her some of those greentext animations. She laughed real hard at the one with the guy eating too many pickles then shitting his brains out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:20:44 No.21355276 Report

Quoted By: >>21355305

>>21355160
Fuck i would love to reinstate the old Canadian identity by doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:25:55 No.21355305 Report

Quoted By: >>21355322

>>21355276
you'd have to become a trapper and sell your pelts at the trading post. which way, leaf man?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:28:51 No.21355322 Report

Quoted By: >>21355340

>>21355305
Trapper huh? Well going back to that Christian thing i have felt like God is preparing me to become a warrior, as if fighting for light is what i am supposed to do, so i'd take more more direct approach.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:35:43 No.21355340 Report

Quoted By: >>21355432

>>21355322
there's an entire wikipedia archive dedicated to the only shred of history your entire country has. also, learn about interstates holy fucking shit. or highspeed rail. the entire country is just isolated post-industrial hellscapes. then there's toronto which is like gayer fake new york. and vancouver and kelowna which are nice and we should take from you. tim hortons is worse dunkin which is nigger tier even here in muttmerica.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Canadian_fur_traders

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 01:50:22 No.21355432 Report

Quoted By: >>21355697

>>21355340
Oh come on now, there's more to Canada than just that. There's the lost reputation of being outdoorsmen, people of nature, big burly lumberjacks, being polite yet aggressive when need be, hockey, all the war crimes, etc.
>the entire country is just isolated post-industrial hellscapes
True, and i want to fix that. I want the country to go back to nature.
>then there's toronto which is like gayer fake new york
This proves how little you know of Canada. Toronto came before New York, in fact the state is named after what Toronto used to be.
Here's a history lesson.
First Canada's capital was the city known as York, then when they refuse to join the United States, the States burnt down York and then Canada rebuilt it as Toronto, moved their capital to Ottawa, and the United States stole the name of York, the former Canadian capital they burned down.

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Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 02:09:58 No.21355697 Report

Quoted By: >>21355786

>>21355432
>Oh come on now, there's more to Canada than just that. There's the lost reputation
kek
>Toronto came before New York
i was referring to the modern day experience of the city

Regina actually seemed comfy. Hamilton was like the worst parts of Philly without fear of physical violence. Nova Scotia fine but nothingburger. Quebec is great but obviously you don't get any credit for that. I've been more places in Canada than a Canadian and that's nothing to be proud of. What province or whateverthefuck are you in?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 02:31:36 No.21355786 Report

Quoted By: >>21355860

>>21355697
>kek
I'm right though. I even made a list that you ignored.
>i was referring to the modern day experience of the city
If that's what you meant by that then yeah, i'll agree.
>Regina actually seemed comfy. Hamilton was like the worst parts of Philly without fear of physical violence. Nova Scotia fine but nothingburger.
Agreed, and as someone born, raised and living in Hamilton, i myself have ranted about the place.
>Quebec is great but obviously you don't get any credit for that.
Harsh, but fair.
>I've been more places in Canada than a Canadian and that's nothing to be proud of.
Sorry to hear you didn't have a good experience. Honestly i blame the UK for stunting the country's cultural growth early on, and the United States for affecting the country hard with globalism later on.
>What province or whateverthefuck are you in?
Well like i said Hamilton, and the only places i went for vacations are other places in Ontario (As well as some foreign countries) but i do a lot of research on a lot of locations in Canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iOFtTSuS Mon 07 Oct 2024 02:54:43 No.21355860 Report

Quoted By: >>21355868

>>21355786
nice. i don't hate canada, the people are great. i've been trolled in the kindest way by a few canadians, good salt of the earth people by and large. obviously it's just an obvious punching bag for americans cause everything's a lil different. kelowna was super nice you should make the 5000 hour trek sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 02:57:39 No.21355868 Report

Quoted By:

>>21355860
>kelowna
If i ever get the money for it then i'll check out the place. Thanks for the suggestion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTgyGTYk Mon 07 Oct 2024 03:16:02 No.21355910 Report

Quoted By: >>21356170

>>21354656
Sound kinda like a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 05:19:03 No.21356170 Report

Quoted By:

>>21355910
I admit it is fag behavior.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeVwnN7W Mon 07 Oct 2024 05:43:11 No.21356214 Report

Quoted By:

>>21354656
nigga...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hVODCfRb Mon 07 Oct 2024 07:05:24 No.21356700 Report

Quoted By:

>>21355207
Is it OK for my mom to watch more Wojak videos?

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