>>21372659 >>21372971 >>21373594Only Mennonites are Whites because they have real beards instead of hemp vines on their faces.
Most Mennonites moved to the US during the 19th century, leaving only amnesiac jews behind in Germany.
The bearded Mennonites looked like jews to the shaven heathens they left behind,
so Germany ended up putting all their real Mennonite whites in ovens.
