I went to a sex club the other month, and it was like paradise. Hot, naked females everywhere! In the pool, hot-tub, sauna, I even showered with a qt. Met some friends and shared a joint on the patio, but didn’t get laid, because I was having erectile problems from my medication at the time. I even did Naked Karaoke, and rapped ‘Forgot About Dre’ with my wang flapping in the wind. How to get laid at an establishment like this? I want sauna sex!