Hello, my name is Brazil and this is my story.

My mom passed away after giving birth to me. Dad Portugal raped her and was very jealous. France tried to steal her away two times and would always get BTFO.

When I was a child, Holland kidnapped me. He said he was going to be my new daddy and at first showered me with sweets and gave me everything I wanted. But then he showed his true intentions and started making me work for him as his cashcow. Thankfully our father Portugal was there to save us. This happened after his divorce with Aunt Spain (who's also his sister).

As a teenager I started working in gold mines. Dad wanted a share of 20% for him but he was really silly and I hid away most of what I got. Sometimes he would get mad and beat me. Maybe I deserved this for being a selfish son. Around that time I started growing up a lot, and you know how things go at that age. Dad Portugal was really good at convincing Spain to turn a blind eye to what I was doing with my cousins.

I have a problematic cousin, Argentina. When I was almost of age she started having psychotic breaks, didn’t recognize her own mother anymore and started to beat her. Dad Portugal correctly noticed that this behavior was a bad message for us and told me that rape correction was needed. So I grabbed her by the Plata, forcefuly had my way, and this is how we made Uruguay.

I think she never forgave me for this. Still, we had some great moments together, like that time when we teamed up to beat the aggressive schizo neighbor almost to death. Even our kid was there. Of course, now that we are real adults we learned to overcome our problems. All 4 of us currently have a joint business together called Mercosul.

Speaking again of Argentina, she's kinda annoying tbqh. She calls me a monkey, bothers me with football stuff... Recently whenever I express a political opinion she HAS to say the exact opposite. Everyone can see through her tsundere act.