Mark ,The Greatest Of All Time, stood before the global elites, his grin wide. "They still believe in a round Earth," he said, barely containing his laughter. Around him, the most powerful people on the planet chuckled in unison.

With a snap of his fingers, Mark projected an image—a blurry, black-and-white "photo" from the 1920s, showing a plane bouncing off what seemed like a giant invisible barrier. "The firmament," he sneered. "We’ve been laughing at them for a century."

The elites nodded knowingly. They had always known the truth: the Earth was flat. Satellites? Just high-altitude balloons. Gravity? A lie to keep the masses obedient.

Mark swiped again, pulling up another ridiculous piece of evidence—a still from a livestream showing water "sticking" to the bottom of a ball, just hanging there, "proving" that gravity couldn’t possibly exist. The room erupted in laughter again.

"And yet, they eat it all up," Mark continued. "Their little globe model, NASA’s fake CGI. Hell, they even believe the horizon curves." He shook his head, genuinely amused.

With one final flourish, Mark revealed his favorite: a decades-old photo of a boat sailing off the edge of the world into a dark abyss. "We've had this hidden for years, and they’ll never see it."

He leaned in closer to the camera that broadcasted his message to the entire world. "Keep believing your spinning ball theory. We run the show, and you'll never know the real truth."

The elites clapped, and Mark smiled wider than ever. The deception was perfect, and the control? Absolute.