/bant/ - International/Random

>>2142523
5
you wake up for another day as king! a mysterious, glowing, golden figure sits in a chair across the room from you.
>>2142529
a peasant! hoho! this will be good!
>>2142530
another peasant!
>>2142535
hoho! a gardener!

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:04:00 No.2142546 Report

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>>2142541
a lesser clergy! no heresy now!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:epRzTBZv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:04:12 No.2142549 Report

Quoted By: >>2142559

ROLE

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:05:25 No.2142559 Report

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>>2142549
a... town crier? 'tis a mysterious role.

Dickripper Mc Assfucker

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Dickripper Mc Assfucker ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:05:59 No.2142565 Report

Quoted By: >>2142592

>>2142542
>WAKE THE FUCK UP
"HEY COCKSUCKERS LET'S KICK SOME FUCKING ASSHOLES IN THE GODDAMN BALLS"

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:06:47 No.2142572 Report

Quoted By: >>2142592

>>2142542
''What is this?Guards Remove this Creature from my throne,Kill him if needed''

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:08:54 No.2142592 Report

Quoted By: >>2142607 >>2142610 >>2142618

>>2142565
an archer! adequate!
>>2142572
4
"they can't hear thy voice." it says.
"sent from the heavens, i shall tell you a message"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:09:11 No.2142595 Report

Quoted By: >>2142605 >>2142635

>>2142517
to jaycie "well i don't believe it, you cannot fool the great dio! you will live with me from now on, until you actually fall in love with me. alright?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6tvZyYs4 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:09:46 No.2142604 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:09:47 No.2142605 Report

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>>2142595
forgot name

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:09:59 No.2142607 Report

Quoted By: >>2142635

>>2142592
''What is this Trickery?Go Away before i gut you right there you filthy monster''
>Banish the creature

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:10:23 No.2142610 Report

Quoted By: >>2142635

>>2142592
look for a weapon

Dickripper Mc Assfucker

Dickripper Mc Assfucker ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:10:44 No.2142618 Report

Quoted By: >>2142635

>>2142592
"HEY FAG EDWARD"
>kick king edward in the balls
"FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS"

Myles Kennedy

Myles Kennedy ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:10:55 No.2142620 Report

Quoted By: >>2142626 >>2142635

>>2142517
Bard get

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:11:29 No.2142626 Report

Quoted By: >>2142639

>>2142620
lol theif

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:epRzTBZv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:12:19 No.2142634 Report

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My Name is Jeff

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:12:22 No.2142635 Report

Quoted By: >>2142641 >>2142655 >>2142658 >>2142668 >>2142670

>>2142595
7
she nods. with a quiet voice, she utters with a smile:
"a castle? how exciting..."
>>2142607
9
"trouble awaits you." it says, as it fades.
you get kicked in the balls by >>2142618!
hoho!
>>2142610
0
you don't find a weapon. while finding one you fall over. hoho!
>>2142620
a thief! hoho! how mischievous!

Fernando

Fernando ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:12:33 No.2142638 Report

Quoted By: >>2142653

>>2142517
Rolling.

Myles Kennedy

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Myles Kennedy ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:12:49 No.2142639 Report

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>>2142626
"HI, I'M MYLES KENNEDY. YOU MIGHT KNOW ME AS A LOCAL THEIF, BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT!"

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:12:56 No.2142641 Report

Quoted By: >>2142653

>>2142635
look again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kHuH4WYw Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:13:00 No.2142643 Report

Quoted By: >>2142653

I have arrived

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:13:52 No.2142653 Report

Quoted By: >>2142664 >>2142671 >>2142688

>>2142638
a landlord! how rich!
>>2142641
1
sadly, you don't find anything, again.
>>2142643
a lesser clergy has arrived!

Myles Kennedy

Myles Kennedy ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:13:58 No.2142655 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142635
>Go steal some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CFhMNOP5 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:14:05 No.2142657 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142542
Good Morrow, ye olde clergyman! How goes it? I've just had a bountiful harvest of healthy neeps! Care to partake?

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:14:10 No.2142658 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142635
''GUARDS FUCKING GUT THIS TRAITOR,OPEN HIS LIMBS AND MAKE HIM BLEED IN PUBLIC,I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE HIM DIE IN AGONY''
>Plunge my sword in Dickripper Dick

Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy

Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy ID:SNcoEVz6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:14:36 No.2142660 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

*prays*

(title pending)

(title pending) ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:15:05 No.2142664 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142653
fuck it let's do this
>roll for class

Dickripper Mc Assfucker

Dickripper Mc Assfucker ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:15:17 No.2142668 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142635
"ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME"
>punch the fuck out of fagward and then shove the king's sword up Fagward's ass

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:15:21 No.2142670 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142635
"yes it is pretty exciting i suppose, i myself have never been in a castle myself." we take a carriage to the castle

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:15:27 No.2142671 Report

Quoted By: >>2142699

>>2142653
"Ahh this suits me!"
>Start collecting the weeks rent.

Father Touchedme (lesser clergy lvl 0)

Father Touchedme (lesser clergy lvl 0) ID:kHuH4WYw Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:16:38 No.2142679 Report

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I scan the area for altar boys

Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy

Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy ID:SNcoEVz6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:16:44 No.2142681 Report

Quoted By:

fuck why did i choose to be a clergy
will i ever be the majestic dancer i always dreamed of becoming

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:18:14 No.2142688 Report

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>>2142653
look for a weapon to surpass metal gear

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:19:21 No.2142699 Report

Quoted By: >>2142711 >>2142715 >>2142721 >>2142730 >>2142733 >>2142739 >>2142745

>>2142655
5
you steal some silver! hoho!
>>2142657
"tis not a good day for me" the clergy says.
"im studying."
>>2142658
>>2142668
10>8
the king kills dickripper by plunging a sword into his penis!
>>2142660
0
lightning strikes you but doesn't kill you! hoho!
>>2142664
an elite royal guard! hoho! now you must serve king edward!
>>2142670
2
the carriage goes on a bumpy road! hoho! everything vibrates and shakes!
>>2142671
1
the peasants were slacking off this week. they don't pay you much in food! how disgraceful!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:epRzTBZv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:19:28 No.2142703 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r0yQy4m4 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:20:10 No.2142710 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142517
Roller

Myles Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:20:12 No.2142711 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142699
>Make a silver guitar
>Steal any other materials I need for it

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:20:39 No.2142715 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142699
>I stand infront of the castle.

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:21:12 No.2142721 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142699
look for a weapon

Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy

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Nuck Figgers the Lesser Clergy ID:SNcoEVz6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:21:15 No.2142723 Report

Quoted By: >>2142737

enough of this life
gods give me a new role in this world

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:21:50 No.2142730 Report

Quoted By: >>2142746 >>2142777

>>2142699
''My Fucking Dick Hurts,Guards Dispose of this Mess''
''ALSO BRING MY FUCKING SON IN HERE YOU STUPID FUCKS,I SHOULD HANG ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE''

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:21:56 No.2142733 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142699
>kick some random asshole in the balls, since he's even angrier than Dickripper

Nuck Figgers the Hunter

Nuck Figgers the Hunter ID:SNcoEVz6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:22:12 No.2142737 Report

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>>2142723
hunter nice

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:22:21 No.2142739 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142699
"These peasants shall learn in time."
>Sell the produce and treat myself to a good meal

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:22:59 No.2142745 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777 >>2142798

>>2142699
"what a drag..." wait till the carriage takes me to the castle

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:23:09 No.2142746 Report

Quoted By: >>2142762

>>2142730
"Right away sir."
>I dispose of the mess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFhlfhOr Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:23:45 No.2142751 Report

Quoted By: >>2142777

>>2142517
Here heee here heee! I am here at last. Let's see what I am!

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:25:08 No.2142762 Report

Quoted By: >>2142797

>>2142746
''Good Jackson Good''
''Be aware for any Peasants nearby,Gut them if you need be''

Nuck Figgers the Hunter

Nuck Figgers the Hunter ID:SNcoEVz6 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:25:08 No.2142763 Report

Quoted By:

i will hunt infidels in the name of my god

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:26:30 No.2142777 Report

Quoted By: >>2142779 >>2142783 >>2142786 >>2142789 >>2142791 >>2142798 >>2142802 >>2142804

>>2142703
a witch!
>>2142710
a beast tamer!
>>2142711
1
the guitar falls apart! hoho!
>>2142715
you listen in on what happens to >>2142730!
>>2142721
1
no weapons found! hoho!
>>2142730
2
"s-sire! he is on his way!" a guard says.
>>2142733
3
you miss the random person and kick a chair! hoho!
>>2142739
9
it turns out they actually produced a lot of food and give it to you! what great luck!
>>2142745
7
you arrive at the castle! you see a beautiful lady, blonde haired, green eyed, and in a white dress! she has been waiting out here for you!
>>2142751
a nobleman! how rich!

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:27:12 No.2142779 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
get a better life

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:F1UUq2xS Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:27:23 No.2142783 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
>where the fuck is my father

>Find my father's mansion

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:27:41 No.2142786 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
>enchant the fucking chair and fuck some assholes up with it

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:27:48 No.2142789 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
>after cleaning the mess, I go back to my post and think "none shall pass."

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:27:50 No.2142791 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
"I'm Myles Kennedy."
>Go steal a guitar

NausicaaTheNobleman

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NausicaaTheNobleman ID:FFhlfhOr Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:28:05 No.2142792 Report

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Away with you vile beggars.

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:28:38 No.2142797 Report

Quoted By: >>2142813

>>2142762
My liege, may I interest you in some of my produce? I wanted to ask the town crier to spread word of my superior fruits, vegetables, and herbs but apparently he's afflicted with retardation

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:28:39 No.2142798 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820 >>2142831

>>2142777
>>2142745
>Get myself surrounded with guards
''Good my son,now that you arrived i want you to prove loyalty to your father''
>Throw Royal Sword
''Kill her,Gut her right open with no remorse''

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:28:46 No.2142802 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
"HAHA YES!"
>Go sell the produce and by more land

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:29:29 No.2142804 Report

Quoted By: >>2142820

>>2142777
checked

i help jaycie out of the carriage like a gentleman

i greet the lady "hello..." then walk past her because i think she is a servant.

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:31:08 No.2142813 Report

Quoted By: >>2142861

>>2142797
''Bring me Your Harvest Every 3 moons and i will make sure your pockets are always full my good sir''
''Fail to Bring me one single harvest and My Guards will Seize your Farm''

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:32:14 No.2142820 Report

Quoted By: >>2142828 >>2142833 >>2142836 >>2142837 >>2142842 >>2142855 >>2142862 >>2142896

>>2142779
9
you find some gold! hoho!
>>2142783
3
you can't find it, but a map!
>>2142786
6
you hurt someone with the chair!
>>2142789
9
you stand at your post and be very intimidating!
>>2142791
1
you get caught! you get thrown out of the village without any clothes but your underwear!
>>2142802
2
the market isn't open yet! sad!
>>2142804
see >>2142798!

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:33:26 No.2142828 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
>punch somebody in the face
"EAT SHIT FAGGOT"

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:33:37 No.2142831 Report

Quoted By: >>2142842

>>2142798
"kill who father?"

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:33:46 No.2142833 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
tell people to give me their hats weapons and tools for a bit of my gold, which isn't actually gold but my boogers

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:F1UUq2xS Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:34:15 No.2142836 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
>Keep finding the mansion, with the help of the map

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:34:20 No.2142837 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
"I-I'm Myles Kennedy..."
>Shed a single tear
>Use my thief skills to sneak back into the village and steal a guitar

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:35:03 No.2142842 Report

Quoted By: >>2142896 >>2142909

>>2142820
>>2142831
''This Lady Right here''
>Point to Blonde Haired Green eyed girl
''Prove your Loyalty to me or don't even dare to call me father again''
>Surround myself with guards

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:35:07 No.2142844 Report

Quoted By:

Aight roll

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:35:51 No.2142855 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
>while standing my post, I think about who I will need to kill today...

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:36:23 No.2142861 Report

Quoted By: >>2142876

>>2142813
As this kingdom's one and only gardener, I will not let you down your highness. May I ask for a position as your agricultural advisor? I hear rumors of a particularly large harvest from the peasantry. Under my supervision, every harvest will be just as, if not more plentiful!

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:36:29 No.2142862 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909

>>2142820
>Walk around the kingdom until then

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:38:23 No.2142876 Report

Quoted By: >>2142906

>>2142861
''Granted,Just don't Dissapoint me''

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:40:23 No.2142896 Report

Quoted By: >>2142909 >>2142922

>>2142842
>>2142820
"alright" i give her a quick death

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:42:40 No.2142906 Report

Quoted By: >>2142938 >>2142985

>>2142876
Oy vey goyim, looks like it's time to give some gold to God. Also if you could make circumcision required by law that would be great. God would like that I'm sure.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:42:51 No.2142909 Report

Quoted By: >>2142914 >>2142916 >>2142917 >>2142919 >>2142922 >>2142925 >>2142943

>>2142828
8
you knock that person out! hoho!
>>2142833
3
people don't believe you! they ignore you! sad!
>>2142836
6
you find the mansion! hazah!
>>2142837
7
you steal a guitar! hoho! how wonderful!
>>2142855
5
you overhear >>2142842, he is thinking of killing an innocent maid!
>>2142862
2
it still doesn't open! hoho!
>>2142896
8
you give her a quick death. what a waste of a perfect, obedient girl.

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:43:53 No.2142914 Report

Quoted By: >>2142989

>>2142909
>run around all over the fucking place and look for a fucking sword to enchant

namuras

namuras ID:ZcAIdFHg Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:44:01 No.2142916 Report

Quoted By: >>2142932 >>2142989

>>2142909
I try to found my own religion, based on this gold, for people to donate their stuff to me
I'll call it monmormism

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:F1UUq2xS Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:44:01 No.2142917 Report

Quoted By: >>2142989

>>2142909
'What happend here?'

>Enter the mansion and inspect.

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:44:07 No.2142919 Report

Quoted By: >>2142930 >>2142989

>>2142909
>Find my way to the royal palace

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:44:42 No.2142922 Report

Quoted By: >>2142943 >>2142989

>>2142909
''YOU HEAR THIS LADS? BRING THE DISHES,THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS TO THE HOUSE''
>Hug >>2142896
''Good job my son,Now Follow me,we have matters to discuss''
>Enter the Castle alongside Dio

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:45:08 No.2142925 Report

Quoted By: >>2142989

>>2142909
"Hmm...all this time and still not opened. I need someone or something to pass the time."
>Look for an untainted maiden

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:45:34 No.2142930 Report

Quoted By: >>2142945

>>2142919
"Who, are you."
>I approach the theif, blade drawn.

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:45:48 No.2142932 Report

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>>2142916
Let's not do anything heretical now, goy.

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:46:45 No.2142938 Report

Quoted By: >>2142981

>>2142906
Good day father, may I dare ask for the leftover foreskins after your dick mutilating ventures? Would make wonderful fertilizer for my crops. I'll offer you a steady supply of grapes for your sacramental wines.

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:47:18 No.2142943 Report

Quoted By: >>2142985 >>2142989

>>2142909
i say to the dead girl "don't worry girl, i will reward your obedience one day. i will bring you back from the dead as a vampire."

i say to the guards "guards bury her near my room please."

>>2142922
"i must ask you a question first father. why did i grow up my whole life believing my father was a peasant? i never knew that was not my real father. how do you explain this?"

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:47:20 No.2142945 Report

Quoted By: >>2142959

>>2142930
"Hi, I'm Myles Kennedy. You might know me from the ba- never mind. You might know me as the village thief, but I swear I'm not."

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:48:49 No.2142959 Report

Quoted By: >>2142982

>>2142945
>I slap him
"Do you think I am a fool?"

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:50:29 No.2142981 Report

Quoted By:

>>2142938
I can offer you foreskin at a premium rate, one bushel of foreskin per two bushels of grapes. The foreskin wild be delivered each spring, the grapes would be due come fall.

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:50:29 No.2142982 Report

Quoted By: >>2142993

>>2142959
"B-but, I am Myles Kennedy..."
>Hold out my guitar
"I would like to play music for the King!"

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:51:17 No.2142985 Report

Quoted By: >>2143077

>>2142906
''Huum,Let me see,Did you fill my pockets already?''
>>2142943
''This is a talk for another time,now we need to talk about Politics and your marriage i've arranged''
''Follow me,There's much to discuss''
>Go inside with Dio

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:51:37 No.2142989 Report

Quoted By: >>2142997 >>2142999 >>2143011 >>2143017 >>2143077

>>2142914
4
you find a dagger! hoho!
>>2142916
6
it actually works! hoho! people donate precious metals to you!
>>2142917
7
in the mansion, you find your family quarreling.
>>2142919
9
you find it! wow! that was quick! you are a fast thief!
>>2142922
4
"hazah!" they all say, and go to the kitchen and ready the food.
>>2142925
5
you find a good maiden, but then the market opens! choices, choices! hoho!
>>2142943
5
the guards shrug and bury her near your room. you see her getting buried, seeing her pretty face for the second time. you can't believe you killed her that fast. she never even knew you before. don't worry, she will forgive you for such actions. she knew you had to do it.

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:51:56 No.2142993 Report

Quoted By: >>2143000 >>2143008 >>2143010

>>2142982
"I will require his approval to let you in, but try anything funny and I will have your head."

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:52:41 No.2142997 Report

Quoted By: >>2143058

>>2142989
>enchant the dagger with the power of "FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS"

namuras

namuras ID:tuze1Nnt Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:52:52 No.2142999 Report

Quoted By: >>2143010 >>2143058

>>2142989
I keep spreading the word of monmorism

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:52:55 No.2143000 Report

Quoted By: >>2143008 >>2143025 >>2143058

>>2142993
"Ok."
>Wait for you to get your approval

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nV5ySZ0R Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:53:52 No.2143004 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:54:18 No.2143008 Report

Quoted By: >>2143025

>>2143000
>>2142993
''Jackson,Keep him out for a time will ya?I Need to discuss important Matters''
''He can play music outside though''

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:54:28 No.2143010 Report

Quoted By: >>2143025 >>2143027

>>2142993

Guards! This >>2142999 man is spreading heresy! In the name of god and your king arrest him!

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:54:29 No.2143011 Report

Quoted By: >>2143058

>>2142989
>Step in

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3d3jHa/g Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:55:33 No.2143017 Report

Quoted By: >>2143058

>>2142989
>Treat the maiden to the market's wares.
"Tell me your name and employment,please."

Royal guard Jackson

Royal guard Jackson ID:MdaORnyv Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:56:25 No.2143025 Report

Quoted By: >>2143043

>>2143008
"Yes sir."
>>2143000
"You cannot be let in as of yet, but he says you can play your music."
>>2143010
"That's a religious crime, not a political crime, not my job."
>I return to my post.

namuras

namuras ID:tuze1Nnt Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:56:39 No.2143027 Report

Quoted By: >>2143054 >>2143102

I kill
>>2143010
by crushing his head in with a crystal
the night of the crystal shall come early

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G]

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief" Kennedy (Thief) [70H - 70M - 100G] ID:Vmkl5iOY Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:58:55 No.2143043 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143025
"Ah, I understand... Tell me, guard, are there many women in the palace/castle (or wherever the fuck the king lives)?"
>Starts playing the guitar

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein [70 hp / 70 mp]

High Priest Schlomo "Dwarves aren't just short Jews" Goldstein [70 hp / 70 mp] ID:sgmi0lRM Tue 12 Sep 2017 23:59:43 No.2143054 Report

Quoted By: >>2143102 >>2143215

>>2143027
Roll to dodge using Jewish tricks

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:00:02 No.2143058 Report

Quoted By: >>2143083 >>2143097 >>2143102 >>2143106 >>2143116 >>2143149

>>2142997
7
the dagger grows strong!
>>2142999
>>2143000
trips! holy moly! both of you become insanely rich and popular! you are aristocrats now!
>>2143011
1
during the quarreling, your family gets hostile! they even involve you in the fight! hoho!
"who art thou? pig?" sir joestar says.
>>2143017
7
"tis a sad story, i'm not employed." she says. she looks at the market and doesn't want anything. she's not needy.

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:01:34 No.2143077 Report

Quoted By: >>2143149 >>2143194

>>2142985
"i need to get married? at such a young age? cmon father, you aren't even married yet."

>>2142989
"on second thought, could you find some way to freeze her body? if there is a freezer, or maybe a mage could freeze her body."

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:01:48 No.2143083 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194

>>2143058
'I am your son!, Jonathan Joestar, you don't recognize me?'

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:02:34 No.2143097 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194

>>2143058
"THAT'S MORE FUCKING LIKE IT, YOU SHITTY FUCKING ASSHOLE COCKSUCKERS"
>go to the castle
>slam on the fucking gates
"HEY COCKSUCKERS OPEN UP"

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:03:08 No.2143102 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194

>>2143058
>I break up the fighting between >>2143027 and >>2143054 by killing >>2143054

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3d3jHa/g Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:03:31 No.2143106 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194

>>2143058
"Ahh, I understand. Come with me and I shall make sure you live a well life."

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar)

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar) ID:Vmkl5iOY Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:04:03 No.2143116 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194 >>2143234

>>2143058
>Go on tour around the country with my guitar
>Play for the rich people

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:07:08 No.2143149 Report

Quoted By: >>2143194 >>2143199

>>2143058
>Start Writing a Letter
''Dear King of Adetha,I Suggest We Marry my son with your daughter,Bringing Peace and Prosperity Between our two peoples,and Increasing Pockets even more,I Suggest you accept it''
''Messenger Deliver this to the King of Adetha Right now,Only Come back when you receive his message,The Marriage Shall Occurr on my Castle now Begone''
>>2143077
''Yes you need and you will accept it,you are the prince now,i can't let my son marry himself to a plebeian''

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:12:32 No.2143194 Report

Quoted By: >>2143200 >>2143205 >>2143206 >>2143214 >>2143215 >>2143218 >>2143242 >>2143249

>>2143077
9
andrew, the alchemist comes along. he is quite the smart man, and he has the good looks. his hair as blonde as yours, but his eyes gray. he comes over to you.
"yes, my prince." he says. he takes the body of the girl, and takes her to a cryo (super cold) room he made.
>>2143083
3
"my son left this house years ago!" he says.
>>2143097
7
those guards open the gates. they're scared! hoho!
>>2143102
2
you fail at doing so! what a pathetic guard! hoho!
>>2143106
6
she nods.
"i'm not very social, so i'm not very experienced with men. i don't know much, besides my father."
>>2143116
6
they pay you lots! your music is top tier! hazah!
>>2143149
when you send the letter, one comes back in response within hours. here is what is written in it:
"Accepted. We shall send her on her way. She will make it to your castle in one week."

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:13:15 No.2143199 Report

Quoted By: >>2143249

>>2143149
"yare yare daze, just make sure she's not an uggo."

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:13:16 No.2143200 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
I pay to outfit tenplars

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar)

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Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar) ID:Vmkl5iOY Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:13:45 No.2143205 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
>I wanna meet some fans
>Do a fan meet up

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:13:55 No.2143206 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
'I came back!, you must belive me father!'

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3d3jHa/g Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:14:33 No.2143214 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290 >>2143355

>>2143194
"Then I shall educate you in the world!"
>Sell the produce for earlier for coin

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:14:40 No.2143215 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
>hearing this, I break the 4th wall to be pissed at "MrCoil" and his laughing, then kill >>2143054

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:14:47 No.2143218 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
"thank you andrew, one last thing. can you tell me what her name was? i just met her and i had to kill her."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yTRSPPzC Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:15:42 No.2143228 Report

Quoted By:

Gib timefag gib gib gib

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:16:16 No.2143234 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143116
Good day, great bard! May I interest you in an enticing offer? You see, as the king's agricultural advisor and head farmer, I have access to strange and wondrous plants from far away lands! This includes one particular herb that bestows upon the user incredible happiness and creativity when set aflame and inhaled. Surely this can be of use to someone like you?

>tfw I might become a medieval pot dealer

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:16:51 No.2143242 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290

>>2143194
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT PANSY ASS FAGGOT DIO I WANNA FUCKING FIGHT HIM"
>try to find Dio

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:17:37 No.2143249 Report

Quoted By: >>2143290 >>2143336

>>2143199
''I Don't even care about her Appearance you will marry her and end of story''
''Make the Plebeian Get Lost,She's not Welcome Here,Dispose of her anyway you want,either by killing her or sending her away i don't Even care just get her away from here''
>>2143194
>Wait for them to come
''Hey,Guard come over here''
''Find the best Smith around here to make me a heroic Statue in front of the Palace''
''Bring the Best or don't even come back you fucking waste of a life''

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:21:21 No.2143290 Report

Quoted By: >>2143308 >>2143309 >>2143311 >>2143318 >>2143323 >>2143327 >>2143336 >>2143346

>>2143200
0
they sit on their rear and do nothing! hoho! they even steal some of your money!
>>2143205
5
one fan comes along. he is a queer.
"haaaay, i love your music!" he says
>>2143206
6
"oh! my son! i apologize!" he says, while hugging you.
>>2143214
4
you make a little money, not bad. better than loosing it.
>>2143215
5
you only injure him. hoho!
>>2143218
10
"her name is 'Saricha'." andrew says.
>>2143242
2
you don't find him. hoho!
>>2143249
11
the guard zooms across town and finds the best statue maker in the region. the statue is built in an hour!

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G ID:yTRSPPzC Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:22:07 No.2143300 Report

Quoted By:

I need an job!

Jonathan joestar

Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:22:41 No.2143308 Report

Quoted By: >>2143362

>>2143290
>Hug him too

'What happend to this place father?'

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar)

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar) ID:Vmkl5iOY Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:22:48 No.2143309 Report

Quoted By: >>2143362

>>2143290
"lol faget."
>Leave
>Do another tour to get more popular

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:vGvOLQ5x Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:22:52 No.2143311 Report

Quoted By: >>2143362

>>2143290
>Find something to invest a bit of the coin in.

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:23:34 No.2143318 Report

Quoted By: >>2143362

>>2143290
look for some wizards to help me create Templars completely loyal to me and my religion

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:23:54 No.2143323 Report

Quoted By: >>2143345 >>2143362

>>2143290
>I stab the jew again, and again, and again, and you get the idea.

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:24:22 No.2143327 Report

Quoted By: >>2143345 >>2143442

>>2143290
''Heh Great Job you Waste of a life''
>Call my best guard
''Hey you Useless Piece of Shit,I Want you to Find for me, 20 virgin Young Girls from the Village,Get this done,and maybe i'll think about paying you ok?''
''Also i want you to put the 20 infront of me on their knees and naked,that is an order''
>Get my Sword
>Get on my Cerimonial Clothes
>Wait for the guards to come by

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:25:23 No.2143336 Report

Quoted By: >>2143343 >>2143362

>>2143290
"thank you, i'll be off now."
i go see the best mage in the castle to ask for some advice
>>2143249
"do you speak of jaycie? if so, i need her for something. it will make the brando family a force to be reckoned with. we will create the greatest legacy to grace the earth!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4AcMWDK0 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:26:02 No.2143341 Report

Quoted By:

>>2142517
Rolling for not nigger.

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:26:05 No.2143343 Report

Quoted By: >>2143392 >>2143400

>>2143336
''SHE IS A PLEBEIAN,PLEBEIANS ARE WORTH LESS THAN A MAGGOT,DISPOSE OF HER OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF''

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:26:08 No.2143345 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143327
"Yes sir."
>I stop stabbing the jew I mentioned in >>2143323 and find 20 virgin young girls.

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:26:12 No.2143346 Report

Quoted By: >>2143362 >>2143387

>>2143290
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FAGGOT"
>become even angrier and try to find him, enchant my dagger again with the ability of "MAXIMUM FUCKSTORM"

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:27:00 No.2143355 Report

Quoted By: >>2143451

>>2143214
ARE YOU AWARE OF THE CRIME YOU JUST COMMITTED!? ANY SALE OF PRODUCE GOES THROUGH THE AGRICULTURAL ADVISOR TO THE KING. ANSWER FOR YOURSELF.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:27:32 No.2143362 Report

Quoted By: >>2143381 >>2143393 >>2143394 >>2143395 >>2143400 >>2143409 >>2143497

>>2143308
8
"evil invaded our house! it's made some family members go mad!" he says.
>>2143309
9
you leave, and become very popular! you get richer too!
>>2143311
1
you can't find anything! hoho!
>>2143318
8
you find some wizards that join you. they are excited about the new religion.
>>2143323
3
you keep missing! hoho!
>>2143336
8
"what advice dost thou ask?" the castle mage asks.
>>2143346
6
you burst into his room and find him talking to a mage!

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar)

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar) ID:Vmkl5iOY Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:28:56 No.2143381 Report

Quoted By: >>2143442

>>2143362
>Do a fan meet up

Jonathan joestar

Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:29:37 No.2143387 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143346
'Where is the Evil being father, i will get rid of him!'

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G ID:yTRSPPzC Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:29:51 No.2143392 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143343
"Do you need a butler sir?"

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:29:52 No.2143393 Report

Quoted By: >>2143442

>>2143362
"HEY SHITFUCKER"
>enchant the dagger once again with "SHITFUCKING OVERLOAD" (on an 8-9 it adds +2 if it's used in the roll)
"FIGHT ME FAGGOT"

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:29:56 No.2143394 Report

Quoted By: >>2143442

>>2143362
>fuck it, just go find news from the tavern.

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:29:57 No.2143395 Report

Quoted By: >>2143442

>>2143362
I tell them to start abducting peasants, and abduct some myself

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:30:19 No.2143400 Report

Quoted By: >>2143414 >>2143442

>>2143343
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS PLEBIAN? DON'T ACT SO RASH, WE NEED HER."

i show the book talking about vampires

>>2143362
"have you ever looked into time stoppage? i once heard of a spell called 'the world' it would stop time for 5 seconds. how would i use this spell?"

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:31:24 No.2143409 Report

Quoted By: >>2143442

>>2143362
Hey, god narrator guy. I wanna roll to poison the thief for ignoring my business proposition

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:32:03 No.2143414 Report

Quoted By: >>2143434 >>2143479

>>2143400
''SON WHAT IS THIS?THIS IS HERESY,BURN THIS BOOK NOW OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF''
''GIVE ME THIS,THERE ARE SOME SECRETS BEST LEFT UNTOLD''
>Grab Book and Burn it,No one must know it's Secrets
''ALSO DISPOSE OF THIS FUCKING PLEBEIAN ALREADY BEFORE I CUTT HER HEAD OFF AND EXPOSE IT INTO THE MAIN SQUARE''

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:33:44 No.2143434 Report

Quoted By: >>2143497

>>2143414
"HEY FAGPEROR EDWARDS, IS YOUR FUCKING SON BEING A LITTLE HERETICAL BITCH? I'M GOING TO FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IF HE IS"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:34:19 No.2143442 Report

Quoted By: >>2143448 >>2143449 >>2143454 >>2143456 >>2143474 >>2143479 >>2143480

>>2143327
9
the guard salutes.
"yes sir!"
he finds 20 virgin girls in the town, and brings them to you, naked. they get on their knees.
>>2143381
1
no one comes! hoho!
>>2143393
3
the enchantment fails! hoho!
>>2143394
4
you get the news from a man yelling in the middle of the bazaar.
"there is a mad man named moarkillins on the loose!" he says.
>>2143395
5
with the wizards, you abduct a couple peasants!
>>2143400
2
"time stoppage?! that is a forbidden spell! none shall cast that spell or else there will be danger!" he says.
>>2143409
9
you poison and kill him!

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar)

Myles "Definitely Not A Thief, cuz he's a motherfucking rockstar" Kennedy (Rockstar) ID:Vmkl5iOY Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:34:59 No.2143448 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
>Do another fan meet up

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G

Unemployed Butler [70/70HP_70/70Mp_100G ID:yTRSPPzC Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:35:01 No.2143449 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
Search job

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3d3jHa/g Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:35:06 No.2143451 Report

Quoted By: >>2143549

>>2143355
"The peasants can't pay in any other way. It's this or no money to me,and no money for me means the peasants low there land."

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:35:28 No.2143454 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
we abduct some more, and start the process of making them giant muscular supermen

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:35:48 No.2143456 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
>DO IT A FUCKING GAIN AND THEN PUNCH THROUGH A FUCKING WALL

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G]

Royal guard Jackson [70/70HP,70/70MP,100G] ID:MdaORnyv Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:37:10 No.2143474 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
"Then it is my duty to defeat him!"
>I go find Moarkillins.
"Narrator, you better not fuck me over again..."

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:37:38 No.2143479 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143414
"FINE THEN"
>>2143442
"what danger do you speak of?"
i also get jaycie a nice house near the castle, with servants and stuff so i can visit her.

Jonathan joestar

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Jonathan joestar ID:glmBmIAs Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:37:38 No.2143480 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143442
>Get rid of the evil spirit with Hamon a lost technique that consist on life energy.

Showerphone

Showerphone ID:eXhS+HG3 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:38:13 No.2143485 Report

Quoted By:

>>2142517
ROLL!

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:38:44 No.2143497 Report

Quoted By: >>2143510 >>2143784

>>2143434
>>2143362
''Guards Hang this Madman,His Presence Is Horrible already''
>Order My Guards to Hang Moarkillins
''Enjoy the Noose you Degenerate Piece of Shit''

>Turn to the Girls
>Get my sword
''Do you Swear Eternal Servitude to your King?''
>Punch one of them with the Pummel of my Sword in the Head
''DO YOU SWEAR ETERNAL SERVITUDE?''

Moarkillins

Moarkillins ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:39:55 No.2143510 Report

Quoted By: >>2143784

>>2143497
"EAT SHIT NIGGER"
>slash the fuck out of those guards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m7kQZeaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:40:15 No.2143514 Report

Quoted By:

Rollin'

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:43:27 No.2143549 Report

Quoted By: >>2143666

>>2143451
Understandable. I can provide a subsidy to you worth more than half the rent you charge the peasants, only if the kingdom is able to seize the ownership of the peasants' crops (and their labor, of course). You will never go without, all thanks to the incredibly fertile land you managed to procure. Do you accept?

Sugar Queer

Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:46:10 No.2143578 Report

Quoted By: >>2143616 >>2143629

>>2142517
I am here!

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:49:16 No.2143616 Report

Quoted By: >>2143629

>>2143578
Selling sugar and sugar like products to any and all! Sugar is the only way for energy and mana regen!

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:50:24 No.2143629 Report

Quoted By: >>2143657

>>2143578
>>2143616
Hello, good merchant! Care to purchase some of this country's fine crops?

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:53:07 No.2143657 Report

Quoted By: >>2143888

>>2143629
Do you grow sugarcane? I might be able to do business with you

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 00:53:47 No.2143666 Report

Quoted By: >>2143843

>>2143549
"It seems I'll only be losing money. I humbly decline my good sir."

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:02:04 No.2143784 Report

Quoted By: >>2143801 >>2143807 >>2143808 >>2143812 >>2143828 >>2143876

>>2143448
8
lots of your fans meet up!
>>2143449
9
you find a job in the castle! hazah!
>>2143454
4
the experiments fail. your wizards are amateurs.
>>2143456
6
you punch through the wall, but break a finger. your gain is somewhat strong.
>>2143474
4
you find moarkillins!
>>2143479
9
you settle jaycie in a house with servants. andrew follows you.
"what do you see in that girl anyway?" he asks.
>>2143480
0
you fail and hurt yourself with the hamon! hoho!
>>2143497
>>2143510
9>0
moarkillins gets hanged like a piece of cloth! hoho! king edward's virgin girls all nod their heads.

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:03:21 No.2143801 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
we try again

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:04:07 No.2143807 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
"i need her for something important, it's best you not know. anyways that mage that i spoke to said i cannot use time magic. do you know any other mages i can speak to? i must learn this to reach my true potential."

King Edward

King Edward ID:JYOOxA4a Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:04:10 No.2143808 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
>Approach the Virgins
''Do you Swear eternal Servitude to your king?''
>Hit one with the sword pummel in the head very hard
''DO YOU SWEAR?''

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:04:46 No.2143812 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
Hey, god narrator! I thought I murdered this guy. Apparently he's doing meet and greets from the grave

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:06:27 No.2143828 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
>I speak to my maiden
"What is your name and background?"

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:08:15 No.2143843 Report

Quoted By: >>2143856

>>2143666
Originally, I would have you drawn and quartered for undermining my authority bestowed upon me by the king but I will forgive this transgression. I sense something unholy will become of me if I further draw this on. Offer will always be on the table though.

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:09:28 No.2143856 Report

Quoted By:

>>2143843
"Yes,yes. May the blessing of the church be upon you."

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:10:49 No.2143876 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

>>2143784
>gets WOKE from melanin

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:11:47 No.2143888 Report

Quoted By: >>2144603

>>2143657
Smart. I have no sugarcane, but there is an abundance of honey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E0Ffzjcp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:17:45 No.2143964 Report

Quoted By: >>2144001

Rolll

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:21:23 No.2144001 Report

Quoted By: >>2144031 >>2144042 >>2144104 >>2144139 >>2144154 >>2144205

>>2143801
1
you fail again, this time, your right ballsack gets enlarged. hoho!
>>2143807
9
"i've got the book in my room. i'll show you to it." he says.
>>2143808
they all speak!
"yes!" they say.
>>2143812
(sorry, i get busy with this stuff, it helps if you ping/reply to me more)
>>2143828
8
"i am redina, and my background is i am a maiden of the lattise family." she says.
>>2143876
6
you get WOKE.
>>2143964
an elite royal guard! hazah!

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:22:56 No.2144031 Report

Quoted By: >>2144235

>>2144001
"alright."
i go to see the book

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:23:44 No.2144042 Report

Quoted By: >>2144235

>>2144001
We try again, third time's the charm

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:27:59 No.2144104 Report

Quoted By: >>2144235

>>2144001
"Lattese? That sounds familiar,may you tell me more about that household?"

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:30:13 No.2144139 Report

Quoted By: >>2144235

>>2144001
It's ok, beautiful. I wanna roll for something else. So one day I was sitting in one of my many properties (being a royal advisor pays) and one of my farmer servants brings me a strange artifact. I wanna roll for whether this artifact brings with it a blessing or a curse (or nothing at all), and you decide what the blessing/curse is depending on what I roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:31:26 No.2144154 Report

Quoted By: >>2144160 >>2144235

>>2144001
"Then you'll would be so kindly to let me use every single one of you right?"
>Rape every single one of them
>Once I'm done call the guards
"Heh it's you guys turn now,use them well."
>Watch from my throne

King Edward

King Edward ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:32:05 No.2144160 Report

Quoted By:

>>2144154
Fugg forgot name

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:34:56 No.2144205 Report

Quoted By: >>2144235

>>2144001
>shuffle at light speed
>grab crotch
"AYO NIGGAZ WE SUM FINNA *smacks lips* KNIGHTS N KANGZ N SHIET"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:37:52 No.2144235 Report

Quoted By: >>2144244 >>2144247 >>2144256 >>2144260 >>2144264 >>2144267 >>2144290

>>2144031
3
he can't seem to find the book. he turns to you.
"can't find it. hold on." he says, as he looks somewhere else for the book.
>>2144042
2
nope! hoho!
>>2144104
4
"we were a rich family, but then an evil beast came along and started destroying everything. the men in our family couldn't stop it, so they were killed by this beast. the evil seemed like it came out of nowhere. it burst through our door after things started shaking and making noises." she says.
>>2144139
9
the artifact brings you eternal youth. you can't grow old. hazah!
>>2144154
6
you use them. their screams can't be heard through the heavy walls. the guards take a shot at them too.
>>2144205
5
you start shuffling and grabbing your crotch. hee hee!

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:38:32 No.2144244 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
"What happened after that?"

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:38:41 No.2144247 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
fucking try again

King Edward

King Edward ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:16 No.2144256 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
>Come back and look at them
"BEG FOR YOUR LIFE NOW,I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR ME TO SPARE YOU"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:24 No.2144259 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

YOUR GOOD (((FRIEND))) RETURNS!!!

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:24 No.2144260 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
i wait for him to find the book

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:37 No.2144264 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
>Steals bling n shiet

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:39:48 No.2144267 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
Holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AqK1FRl5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:40:29 No.2144276 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:41:18 No.2144290 Report

Quoted By: >>2144412

>>2144235
Wait, roll for whether this means I'm immortal or I still age but it just won't show

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

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Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:44:27 No.2144335 Report

Quoted By:

Oy vey, it's time to be a true shekel master

>Start a trading business

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j+XKrh+e Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:46:28 No.2144368 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:48:57 No.2144412 Report

Quoted By: >>2144427 >>2144448 >>2144453 >>2144454 >>2144460 >>2144499

>>2144244
4
"the women who weren't killed were left behind. tis sad that we had to be maids for other houses we didn't have any connections to. we scattered and left out home." she says.
>>2144247
7
finally! it worked! you made big monster men!
>>2144256
8
"spare us!" they all yell.
>>2144259
as a town guard! haha! how wonderful!
>>2144260
2
he still can't find the book. he turns to you.
"lest you wait for me." he says. "go on! i'll bring you the book when i find it!"
>>2144264
4
you steal wooden jewelry. the poor man jewelry! hoho!
>>2144290
>>2144267
yes! eternal youth! you still age, but it won't show!

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:50:16 No.2144427 Report

Quoted By: >>2144705

>>2144412
I turn them upon the king, because I am the true god emperor

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:51:32 No.2144448 Report

Quoted By: >>2144705

>>2144412
"umm alright then, thanks for looking."

i leave
"now, it's time to make her fall in love with me... i wonder how i should do it..."

i go to jaycie's house

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:51:37 No.2144453 Report

Quoted By: >>2144654

>>2144412
"SHIEEEEET MUH DIK NIGGUH"
>punches the Jew
"OOGA BOOGA GIBS ME DATS"

King Edward

King Edward ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:51:37 No.2144454 Report

Quoted By: >>2144705

>>2144412
>Get my sword
"What i didnt hear.Could you SPEAK Louder?"
>Swing my sword in each one of their necks
"Guards,Here,I want you to parade their Dead Bodies through the City,make sure every single citizen sees this"
"Also cutt off their heads please"

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:51:49 No.2144460 Report

Quoted By: >>2144705

>>2144412
"Introduce me to the females of your house. I'm sure I can find a use for all of them that way at least they'll be united."

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 01:54:36 No.2144499 Report

Quoted By: >>2144705

>>2144412
Oy vey, who here is the good goy that wishes to buy from me?

>Start business for the goyim
>Stock rare items in the shop

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:01:31 No.2144603 Report

Quoted By: >>2144768

>>2143888
Well honey is a form of sugar! I could possibly exchange with you~ you supply me with honey and I can form that into a rich mana edible, I'll give you some of what I make in earning and batch

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

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Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:05:01 No.2144654 Report

Quoted By: >>2144678

>>2144453
Bad goy! You will pay... In a later date
Wish for a mutually beneficial partnership? I could give you items with powers that transcend beyond your wildest imagination.
As for what I will have in return, I have a job for you, my negro goy.

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:06:43 No.2144678 Report

Quoted By: >>2144798

>>2144654
"Ooga, u got sumdat muhfuggen bling n shiet? Sumdat dope nigga purple drank?"
>shuffles

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:09:04 No.2144705 Report

Quoted By: >>2144721 >>2144732 >>2144735 >>2144759 >>2144778 >>2144798

>>2144427
>>2144454
7>6
the monster men start attacking the castle! they tear shit up! one of them even punches you in the gut and breaks a rib!
>>2144448
8
you arrive at the house. she is setting up furniture. she sees you.
"dio!" she says, as she comes over to you.
"oh how i missed you when you left me like that!"
>>2144460
0
she slaps you across the face.
"you perv! you want to get with them!" she says.
>>2144499
9
shit tons of people buy your stuff and you're making money! shekels!

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:10:39 No.2144721 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819

>>2144705
install myself on the throne
I'm the God emperor now

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:11:28 No.2144732 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819

>>2144705
>Rapes sum white bitches

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:11:40 No.2144735 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819

>>2144705
"What? No! I simply wish to help your household in there time of need. It is up to them how they dictate there feelings."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:13:42 No.2144759 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819

>>2144705
"AAAAAAAAA"
>Kill Namuras,Plunge a sword on his Neck

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:14:44 No.2144768 Report

Quoted By: >>2144891

>>2144603
Your proposition intrigues me, but as far as I know, there aren't any magic users in the kingdom. Do you have anything else to offer?

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:15:06 No.2144778 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819

>>2144705
"well i'm sorry, my father's a pain in the arse. i would've liked to keep you in my room for myself, but it cannot happen at the moment."

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:16:36 No.2144798 Report

Quoted By: >>2144819 >>2144836

>>2144678
I am a man of business, a leader of the poor, an advisor to the rich, philosopher, and friend to the needy.
Which is why you must go and bring more of your kind here. We must be inclusive to everyone, goy!
Find me more treasure build me a castle, and all of the 'purple drank' and 'blingies' you could imagine will be yours!

>>2144705
Hire loyal guardsmen to protect me and my family from the goyim, my family will be arriving here any moment!

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:18:03 No.2144819 Report

Quoted By: >>2144825 >>2144830 >>2144836 >>2144839 >>2144856 >>2144874 >>2144885 >>2144949

>>2144721
>>2144759
11>1
the king plunges his sword in the neck of namuras! he is slain!
>>2144732
2
you can't find any! hoho!
>>2144735
5
"o-oh... pardon me. i was feeling very strong jealousy. forgive me." she says, as she bows.
>>2144778
8
"why can't he let thou bring me hither?" she asks. "what harm could i possibly do?"
>>2144798
8
you hire some good guards. they protect you. who guards, the guards?

namuras(the aristocrat)

namuras(the aristocrat) ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:18:43 No.2144825 Report

Quoted By:

>>2144819
start again
at least there's marines now

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:19:24 No.2144830 Report

Quoted By: >>2144901

>>2144819
"It's fine."
>Hug her then head out to find her scattered household.

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:20:08 No.2144836 Report

Quoted By: >>2144901

>>2144798
"Shieeet, and I git to bring mah nigguz too? Thanks mah mayne, whuchyu's name?"
>smacks lips
>>2144819
>finds niggas
"AYO MAH NIGGAS, derz dis weird ass lookin nigga who'll muhfuggen gibsus dat purple drank and bling n shiet, les go mah niggas and we'll be livin like sum finna KANGZ"

namuras

namuras ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:20:18 No.2144839 Report

Quoted By: >>2144865 >>2144901

>>2144819
rolling

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:21:59 No.2144856 Report

Quoted By: >>2144901

>>2144819
"don't worry about him, he's a fool. he didn't even know that he had a son until recently. anyways, let's not talk about him. i came here to make you fall in love with me."

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:22:23 No.2144865 Report

Quoted By:

>>2144839
Woo, good luck with that roll

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:23:34 No.2144874 Report

Quoted By: >>2144901

>>2144819
Roll to find the exiled scientists that engineered the attack on the castle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:24:41 No.2144885 Report

Quoted By: >>2144901

>>2144819
>Swing my sword on each girl neck,killing every single one of them
"Guards,decapitate them and parade them in the main square,i want everyone to see them"

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:24:59 No.2144891 Report

Quoted By: >>2144950

>>2144768
Hmm well I am the sugar queer~ Sugar is all I know my good fellow. If you wish I can teach you the ways of magic and help you yield better numbers maybe even some new ways to see the world

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:26:24 No.2144901 Report

Quoted By: >>2144924 >>2144927 >>2144941 >>2144950 >>2144968 >>2145055

>>2144830
0
you fail to find the house. you and redina fall in a hole. a dirty one at that! hoho!
>>2144836
6
the other black people get angry. they break free and follow you!
>>2144839
a village idiot! hoho!
>>2144856
8
"b-but i already have!" she says, while blushing. "you saved me, and no other man would have done it. you were the only one who cared for me! it is a sign of virtue!"
>>2144874
4
you don't find them.
>>2144885
7
you kill all the girls. the guards nod and decapitate the corpses. they parade the heads around town.

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:28:10 No.2144924 Report

Quoted By: >>2144949

>>2144901
>go back to jew
"Ayo mah niggas, dis iz dat fuggen nigga who I jus met"
"Ayo wutchuwant us niggaz to do"

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:28:16 No.2144927 Report

Quoted By: >>2145066

>>2144901
"Oh dear Redina let's go find a spring to clean ourselves."
>Go search for a spring

namuras

namuras ID:tuze1Nnt Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:29:09 No.2144941 Report

Quoted By: >>2145066

>>2144901
look for a weapon

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

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Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:29:32 No.2144949 Report

Quoted By: >>2144983 >>2145066

>>2144819
Goy! In Israel we our guards guard the guard's guards!

>>2144924
Oy, I am Ezekiel Jewstein, a friend of yours and your ilk. As long as you and your exemplar friends are loyal to me, we could make this land peaceful with you and yours. You may have all the pussy you want, take all the jobs you like, live off of your neighbor, AND WE CAN BE LIKE GODS!!!
What do you say, goyim?

>Hire workers to make a fortress, start building immediately.

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:29:34 No.2144950 Report

Quoted By: >>2145005 >>2145066

>>2144901
Roll for whether I take >>2144891 up on their offer to teach me magic

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:30:31 No.2144968 Report

Quoted By: >>2145066 >>2145112

>>2144901
"Guards,find the Nigger army and kill every last one of them,Hang their corpses on the street aswell"

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third

Tyrone Jamal Trevon Terrance DaShawn Dominique Jackson O'Neil Gibs'med'at the third ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:31:08 No.2144983 Report

Quoted By: >>2145112

>>2144949
"YEAH DAS RITE NIGGUH, WE BE LIVIN LIKE KANGZ"

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:32:15 No.2145005 Report

Quoted By: >>2145070

>>2144950
Wow an epic fail I guess on my part

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:36:28 No.2145055 Report

Quoted By: >>2145079

>>2144901
"of course it is, i am a great person. now let's go do an activity together. i got us seats to see the new gladiator battle. they say its the fight of the decade, it's between mcgregor and mayweather. it is said to be an unfair fight since mcgregor usually fights with any weapon he can get his hands on, from daggers to maces, and he fights with little to no rules. but this is a duel, a sword fight. way too many rules in these duels in my opinion, and mayweather has been a swordsman his whole life. i still have my money on mcgregor though. what do you think?"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:37:03 No.2145066 Report

Quoted By: >>2145107 >>2145110 >>2145125 >>2145137 >>2145160

>>2144927
7
you two go to a hot spring! me-ow! things are about to get hot! redina takes off her clothes and bathes in the hot spring!
>>2144941
1
no weapon! hoho!
>>2144949
9
you build a massive fortress. it has 100 men actively working in it. rooms are build for you, and the black army.
>>2144950
0
that sugar queer knew no magic. he gave you gout! ouch! hoho!
>>2144968
10
the guards salute you and nod. they storm out the doors and find the black army.

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:37:18 No.2145070 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145005
I have to decline your offer, but I am willing to sell the honey for actual money if you're still interested. I will keep contact open regardless of your answer just in case I find something you would like to buy

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:37:58 No.2145079 Report

Quoted By: >>2145138

>>2145055
5
she shrugs.
"i'm fine, as long as i'm with you." she says. wow, she's not picky at all.

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:39:49 No.2145107 Report

Quoted By: >>2145251 >>2145310

>>2145066
Roll for the continuation of my search for the scientists

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:40:02 No.2145110 Report

Quoted By: >>2145174

>>2145066
>Get undressed and start cleaning her
"This is nice don't you think?"

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:40:02 No.2145112 Report

Quoted By: >>2145131 >>2145157

>>2144983
Such a pleasure to do business with you, goyim!

>>2144968
Hail King Edward, the rightfully called Iron Fist!
My kindly and high esteemed king.
Most beloved greetings I give to you!
You are a friend of the wise, is that correct?
Your borders are free to pass and go from, or so I have heard. You are most philanthropic and kind to the oppressed and the shunned, you are just to the worthy and true to the loyal.

I wish to provide to you my services, great king, for a humble position in your court.

>Hire mercenaries to fight for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rd6iV9AF Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:40:47 No.2145120 Report

Quoted By: >>2145148

Roll

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:41:26 No.2145125 Report

Quoted By: >>2145148

>>2145066
I roll to prove my magic is real! Don't call me a sham the Sugar Queer knows all sugar magics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rd6iV9AF Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:41:57 No.2145131 Report

Quoted By: >>2145148

>>2145112
*Steals ur heart*

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:42:31 No.2145137 Report

Quoted By: >>2145157

>>2145066
"FORWARD"
>Lead the Charge to Completely annihilate the Black Army

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:42:32 No.2145138 Report

Quoted By: >>2145148

>>2145079
"that's good to hear" we go to the stadium. i be a gentleman and shit and pull her chair out for her. we watch the fight. while watching i try to hold her hand.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:43:40 No.2145148 Report

Quoted By: >>2145168 >>2145200

>>2145120
a thief! how evil!
>>2145125
5
your magic proves to work OK. you're not the best at this though!
>>2145131
1
failure! hoho!
>>2145138
8
you both sit down and watch the fight. you hold hands, and you can clearly see she is happy!

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:44:33 No.2145157 Report

Quoted By: >>2145198

>>2145112
>>2145137
7>2
king edward destroys the jew's army of mercenaries and black people!

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:44:56 No.2145160 Report

Quoted By: >>2145190

>>2145066
"Enough With these meaningless words,you will have a position in my court with the condition you have no army and you answer directly to me,Is that understood?"

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:45:44 No.2145168 Report

Quoted By: >>2145174

>>2145148
"shite, mcgregor is losing... this is boring now, wanna get out of here? i'll take us to eat at a good place i know."

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:46:17 No.2145174 Report

Quoted By: >>2145199 >>2145226 >>2145251 >>2145262

>>2145110
0
you scratch her back with a rock! hoho! she is pissed!
>>2145168
8
she nods.
"do you know a good place?" she asks.

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:48:12 No.2145190 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145160
My king, I simply wish to integrate society.
We must all be accepting of one another!
Oy vey, that is a good deal! I will take this offer.
Indeed, we are now friends!

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

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King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:48:37 No.2145198 Report

Quoted By: >>2145245 >>2145249

>>2145157
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I SHALL CRAFT AN ARMOR WITH THE BONES AND STEEL OF THE FALLEN"
>Create an armor like Pic Related

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:48:38 No.2145199 Report

Quoted By: >>2145245

>>2145174
"Oh my I'm sorry Redina."
>Try to make it up to her somehow

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:48:49 No.2145200 Report

Quoted By: >>2145245

>>2145148
That's what I thought!

On a lighter note SUGAR FOR SALE!!!!

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:50:54 No.2145226 Report

Quoted By: >>2145245

>>2145174
"yes, the best in the kingdom." we go there and i get the best table and everything. i also be a gentleman and shit, i pull her seat out for her.

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:52:26 No.2145245 Report

Quoted By: >>2145265 >>2145267 >>2145275 >>2145294

>>2145198
8
you make that edgy armor! wow!
>>2145199
9
you give her flowers, and she forgives you! how sweet!
>>2145200
0
a random man calls you out!
"its a WITCH!!"
hoho! the guards take you to the public execution, and tie your neck up in a noose!
don't fuck with op!
>>2145226
8
you and her have a great dinner! she stares at you in delight and laughs. what a great night!

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:52:43 No.2145249 Report

Quoted By: >>2145294 >>2145358

>>2145198
Hmm...
You have a good taste, it suits you, my lord!

But may I present to you, some relatives of mine! They are kind and will make no trouble, will you take them as well?

>Continue to construct my fortress

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:53:04 No.2145251 Report

Quoted By: >>2145282 >>2145310

>>2145107
>>2145174
My roll has gone unanswered, god narrator

Btw, roll for whether my gout is clear

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:54:28 No.2145262 Report

Quoted By: >>2145310

>>2145174
>you know what fuck this I'm done with waiting for the earth to get fucked up
>emerges from a mountain majestically

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:54:40 No.2145265 Report

Quoted By: >>2145310

>>2145245
i think "hell yes, i think it's working"

i say to her "i want to show you something in my room... it'll be alright if we sneak in, what do you say?"

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:54:44 No.2145267 Report

Quoted By: >>2145310

>>2145245
I'm but a simple trap merchant sir you can't hurt me I plead with the people to see their wrong judgement and give out candies

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:55:21 No.2145275 Report

Quoted By: >>2145310

>>2145245
>Give her a kiss on the forehead and carry onwards to find the scattered household.

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

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Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:56:05 No.2145282 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145251
Goy, do you wish for assistance? I could send a good word to the king to assist your researches, for a small fee.

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

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King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:57:39 No.2145294 Report

Quoted By: >>2145310 >>2145327

>>2145249
"Suit yourself,but you aren't allowed to have armies"
>>2145245
"PREPARE YOURSELVES,THE BELLS HAVE TOLD,SHELTER YOUR WEAK YOUR YOUNG AND YOUR OLD,CRY FOR MERCY,THE RECKONING HAS COME.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Get on my horse with my guarda,they are now with the same armor as me
>Ride through the City like pic Relates,Killing Everyone in my way
"AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 02:59:17 No.2145310 Report

Quoted By: >>2145329 >>2145332 >>2145356 >>2145358 >>2145360 >>2145366 >>2145386

>>2145251
1
your gout worsens! oh no. this is bad.
>>2145107
7
you find a couple scientists. they're trying to hide from society.
>>2145262
2
you get stuck in the mountain! hoho!
>>2145265
7
she nods and blushes.
"i say yay." she says. she follows you to your room.
>>2145267
>"you can't hurt me"
the guards kick the table from under and your neck doesn't break! you choke to death over a long period of time. what a way to die! hoho!
never tell OP what he can and cannot do!
>>2145275
5
you guys make it to the household. no one is there, because everyone left it. you find all the stuff destroyed, and fog fills the air.
>>2145294
6
luckily no one gets in your way, and you go through the roads!

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:00:54 No.2145327 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145294
Oy vey!
You will not regret your decision, my king!

>Implement Jewsteiner family to run the king's court administration

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:01:00 No.2145329 Report

Quoted By: >>2145351

>>2145310
Op can't play fair

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:01:21 No.2145332 Report

Quoted By: >>2145351

>>2145310
"Hmm...Redina do you have any leads on where we might find your family?"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:03:16 No.2145351 Report

Quoted By: >>2145390 >>2145413

>>2145329
(dude, just don't be giving me attitude, or you're gonna get it. you could've just stopped. your loss.)
>>2145332
2
she shakes her head.
"nope... no idea" she says.

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:03:39 No.2145356 Report

Quoted By: >>2145388 >>2145405 >>2145467

>>2145310
>Start a purge in the city,killing most of the people in a brutal way

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:03:45 No.2145358 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145310
Goy! What about my roll in >>2145249?
Nothing against the king, of course, but a lavish man like myself must have a good place to celebrate Hanukah!

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:03:52 No.2145360 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145310
Roll for scientists finding me a cure!

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:04:59 No.2145366 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145310
"man what a day, i had fun. so what do you think? are you in love with me yet? if not take this."

i kiss her

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:07:25 No.2145386 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145310
>get out of this shitty mountain
"You know what I'm done watching and waiting for Edward to fall, before his rule ends everybody in this kingdom will die"
>get my sword and armor

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:07:39 No.2145388 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145356
*village

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:07:44 No.2145390 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145351
The fact that you took it as attitude is amusing, It was all in character not directed towards you. Think what you want though (this is attitude)

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:09:10 No.2145405 Report

Quoted By: >>2145415

>>2145356
Well done, my liege.
Such a great leader for the multi-race!

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:09:39 No.2145413 Report

Quoted By: >>2145467

>>2145351
"For sure? Not even the faintest idea?"

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:09:50 No.2145415 Report

Quoted By: >>2145440

>>2145405
Could you kill the mountain faggot for me?

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:12:45 No.2145440 Report

Quoted By: >>2145448

>>2145415
Oy vey!
Indeed I could, my most noble and true king.
But to do that I would need some guards to protect me, for I am but a simple guard beneath you, O glorious one!

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:13:41 No.2145448 Report

Quoted By: >>2145512

>>2145440
"You shall have a patrol then"

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:15:20 No.2145467 Report

Quoted By: >>2145491 >>2145492 >>2145498 >>2145508 >>2145512 >>2145513 >>2145521

>>2145356
8
you kill almost all the villagers!
>>2145358
(you have to reply to ME in order for me to evaluate your roll and actions.)
>>2145360
0
they don't find anything! hoho!
>>2145366
8
she returns the kiss. she is in love with you.
>>2145386
6
you find your weapons and the king himself!
>>2145413
3
"nope!" she says.
>>2145390
(you're really convincing me to not include you in this.)

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:18:05 No.2145491 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145467
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA COME CLOSER AND TASTE THE STEEL OF DOOM"
>Have my guards kill the mountain faggot while i watch safely

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:18:08 No.2145492 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145467
"Tis a shame."
>Find an inn to spend the night.

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:19:04 No.2145498 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145467
"Edwards, you have been up to this point, a cruel and megalomaniacal ruler, and I've come to usurp you from your throne"
>btfo the kang's guards and then move on to Edwards himself

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:21:07 No.2145508 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145467
"i think i have fallen for you as well... you are the most fairest maiden i have ever met... let me ask you something, i saved your life once. does that now mean that your life is in my debt?"

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:21:18 No.2145512 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145448
Then let the hunt begin!

>>2145467
Alrighty
>Take the patrol to fight and kill the mountain king

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:21:19 No.2145513 Report

Quoted By: >>2145536

>>2145467
Why are you getting all assmad? Stop taking stuff so personal Op

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:23:19 No.2145521 Report

Quoted By: >>2145529 >>2145536

>>2145467
One last roll for my heatlh

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Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:24:34 No.2145527 Report

Quoted By: >>2145534

Oh fugg I gtg m8s

Just when things were getting good.
(I was going to usurp the throne with the Jewish family, but oh well. we can only dream now)

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe

Farmer of Eternal Beauty Joe ID:CFhMNOP5 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:24:51 No.2145529 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145521
RIP it was nice while it lasted. It was autistic, but nice. Thanks OP

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew

Trustworthy Town Guard Jew ID:bBGBERRj Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:25:25 No.2145534 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145527
Also, GG mates

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

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MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:25:36 No.2145536 Report

Quoted By: >>2145546 >>2145548 >>2145550 >>2145557 >>2145591

>>2145513
>calling me assmad
>gets butthurt when "Op doesn't play fair"
>>2145491
>>2145498
the two duke it out!
>>2145492
2
you can't find a place to stay! hoho!
>>2145508
10
she nods slowly.
"...yes." she says.
>>2145512
2
you don't even find him! hoho!
>>2145521
1
you have poor health! hoho!

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:27:45 No.2145546 Report

Quoted By: >>2145577

>>2145536
"Hah you may have killed my guards but i will come back stronger"
>Get on my horse and go back to castle

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:28:08 No.2145548 Report

Quoted By: >>2145577

>>2145536
You had no reason to kill me I rolled high enough
it was low of you to do so plus I can do the whole >It was a joke but you wouldn't believe it

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:28:29 No.2145550 Report

Quoted By: >>2145577

>>2145536
>Keep looking
"You know Redina, I'm sorry this day is not proving fruitful."

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:28:58 No.2145557 Report

Quoted By: >>2145577

>>2145536
"that is good to hear... i need you for something... only you can do it... don't worry, i'll bring you back, and we can live together for eternity."

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:33:09 No.2145577 Report

Quoted By: >>2145583 >>2145590 >>2145597 >>2145601 >>2145612

>>2145546
nope, sorry. you're dead. make another character.
>>2145548
>telling op what he should and shouldn't do in his thread
listen, you were in the wrong.
i'm op, its my rules. you come in here, you play by my rules. don't like it? get out.
>>2145550
0
it starts to rain! hoho!
>>2145557
9
she is kinda scared but ready. she nods her head.
"...go ahead." she says.

King Edward "The Iron Fist"

King Edward "The Iron Fist" ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:34:14 No.2145583 Report

Quoted By:

>>2145577
>Revive by power of meme character

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:35:09 No.2145590 Report

Quoted By: >>2145628

>>2145577
"Damnit all."
>Keep looking for shelter

the actual emperor of mankind

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the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:35:12 No.2145591 Report

Quoted By: >>2145628

>>2145536
>Go to the castle
"Now, it is time for mankind to conquer the stars"
>gather up all of the magic books in the castle and find out how to go to space with maaagic

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:36:19 No.2145597 Report

Quoted By: >>2145628

>>2145577
"good girl..." i give her a quick death, then drink her blood.

Billy Mays

Billy Mays ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:37:00 No.2145601 Report

Quoted By: >>2145611 >>2145628

>>2145577
>Wake up
>Kill God Emperor

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:38:48 No.2145611 Report

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>>2145601
>snap his spine with magic before he can even touch me

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:39:12 No.2145612 Report

Quoted By: >>2145628

>>2145577
Never once did I tell you what you could or couldn't do up until if you want to call it that my last post. You literally read all of it personally when it was not directed at you at all

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:43:00 No.2145628 Report

Quoted By: >>2145636 >>2145637 >>2145643 >>2145666 >>2145668

>>2145590
0
you fail to find shelter, and fall in another muddle hole! hoho!
>>2145591
1
you don't find any books! you need to go find the alchemist, andrew.
>>2145597
9
you drink her blood, and you feel yourself change. your teeth sharpen, your eyes see better, the sunlight is brighter than it looks, and you feel dark power run through your veins.
>>2145611
>>2145601
1=1
you both don't find each other! hoho!
>>2145612
>never once did i tell you what you could or couldn't do
>"you can't kill me"
okay, you can't be taken seriously. i understand that now. even if i was being personal, you're still in the wrong. this isn't your thread. you're not that important in this thread. sorry, but thats how life is.

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:44:44 No.2145636 Report

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>>2145628
>find the magical books

Billy Mays

Billy Mays ID:v6rlcYO9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:44:44 No.2145637 Report

Quoted By: >>2145650

>>2145628
>Use my nagic powers to create a black hole to SUCC Everyone inside,killing everyone and ending the thread

Fernando the Landlord

Fernando the Landlord ID:3UFmxILp Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:45:41 No.2145643 Report

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>>2145628
"Agghh!"
>Keep looking I'll take a fucking cave at this point

the actual emperor of mankind

the actual emperor of mankind ID:ytwbEvaJ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:47:02 No.2145650 Report

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>>2145637
>Stop this bullshittery with my own magic

Dio Brando

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Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:51:08 No.2145666 Report

Quoted By: >>2145710

>>2145628
"HAHAHAHAHA I DIO, HAVE FINALLY DONE IT HAHAHAHA... anyways, back to business."

i cut my hand with a knife, and pour some blood in jaycie's mouth to make her a vampire.

Sugar Queer

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Sugar Queer ID:9F2Rk9cc Wed 13 Sep 2017 03:51:47 No.2145668 Report

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>>2145628
In other news op has no clue to tell the difference of when someone is playing along or just being demanded of things night op maybe the next one won't be like this

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 04:01:37 No.2145710 Report

Quoted By: >>2145734 >>2145807

>>2145666
hoho! you become the new king with your trips! you revive jaycie. she gets up as a vampire, but doesn't know it.
"what... happened?" she asks.

King Edward "The Unkillable"

King Edward "The Unkillable" ID:JJeaJC91 Wed 13 Sep 2017 04:05:21 No.2145734 Report

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>>2145710
"Heh,the bastard got my left eye,i pretended pretty well,aaagh it hurts,i should go back to the palace now"
>Crawl my way to the palace

Dio Brando

Dio Brando ID:pgaUt1hQ Wed 13 Sep 2017 04:15:11 No.2145807 Report

Quoted By: >>2145894

>>2145710
"i told you i would bring you back, we are immortal now."

i do the same to that one frozen girl and put on some clothes and a hood that covers me from the sun. but not faggot clothes, like assassin clothes. also same for jaycie

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw

MrCoilMSrw !MrCoilMSrw ID:lz8sRIn9 Wed 13 Sep 2017 04:28:55 No.2145894 Report

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>>2145807
you bring saricha back to life. she looks at you.
"...hello. i forgot to introduce myself!" she says, while panicking a little. she bows. "i apologize for being so rude! my name is sharicha!"

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