I went out this summer with a woman seven years older than me. At the end of the date, she says to me, “Thanks for not touching me.” I said, “You're welcome. And then I get punched in the nose so hard, I almost fall over. In response, I gave her a jab in the jaw just to the left of the center of the chin and the woman literally collapsed like a sack of shit on the pavement because I weigh twice as much. Then I reached out and helped her up and we apologized to each other. She said that she thought it meant that she had a terrible figure and nothing to kiss and took offense. I just have a question: what did she expect when she decided to go one on one with a man twice as heavy?