Today I will tell you about an interesting cultural phenomenon of the Germans. They really like to shit, and at work. In the toilet, all the booths are constantly occupied, the fascists are shitting. The stench that hurts the eyes, it is impossible to go into the toilet. The sound of farting and shit falling into the water. They don't care about hygiene, they can put a sandwich on the seat on the train, and then they eat it. Because of this, they have an epidemic of intestinal infections, many take sick leave because they shit. They consider it necessary to inform everyone that they are going to the toilet. "Schatz, Ich gee kurz auf Klo-Dear", I'm going to the toilet now. This can be heard constantly from them. All their so-called humor is also connected with the topic of assholes and shit. At work, they are willing to discuss how someone got sick because of an intestinal infection.