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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 12:49:51 No.21486164 View View Reply Original Report

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My dom used marbling ink as lube and we have both been in constant pain for more than 12 hours. I even tried praying but I don't think Jehovah forgives me.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 12:54:14 No.21486165 Report

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I had testicular torsion for about 40 minutes (luckily I somehow got the balls twisted back to normal) and that was a solid 9. The only other time I felt a solid 9 was when the dentist accidently pushed to hard with a needle and stuck it in the roof of my mouth.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 12:59:43 No.21486166 Report

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>>21486165
My worst pain is definitely stomach bleeding. I forgot to take ibuprofen with a meal and ended up in hospital.

My second worst pain is when the bitch nurse bent an IV needle while scraping the ligament in my forearm off the bone. I spent my entire stay yelling keep that butcher away from me. She was a trainee nurse. She should get a job as a butcher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:06:18 No.21486167 Report

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>>21486166
>My worst pain is definitely stomach bleeding
I don't know why, but I always assumed stomach bleeding would be painless for some reason.
Now it's another thing I have to be terrified of pain wise...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:13:36 No.21486168 Report

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>>21486167
you know how the feeling of cold water goes away once you swallow it? well I could "taste" the water inside me through the holes in my stomach. It's like the feeling of having water in your mouth but you can't swallow it away because you already did that but it landed in the wrong place so you just swallow and swallow until the reflex gets numb. Then it burns. So you try to drink more. It just leaks into you spreading acid around your organs.

Then at the hospital they don't let you have any fluids by mouth and make you sit in suffering for 6+ hours until the surgery staff get out of bed.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:15:20 No.21486169 Report

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Thankyou strangers for allowing me to express my narcissistic misgivings and valid hatred for the medical industry in this here beekeping forum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:16:03 No.21486170 Report

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>>21486168
Grim. Literal nightmare fuel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:45:30 No.21486171 Report

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my worst pain was when I coomed but she kept on sucking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:48:58 No.21486172 Report

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My cat looked at the sunset for the last time and died that night naturally. He literally pushed himself to the part of the house that had the sunset light and stayed there until his death.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:50:57 No.21486173 Report

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>>21486164
You're a loser. Nothing comes close to breaking your femur.
That's an 8 on the pain scale.

You're just a bitch.

Also pretty retarded idea to use ink as lube. Self inflicted dumbest injury.

Bunch of low pain tolerance pussy faggots here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:52:02 No.21486174 Report

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>>21486164
My wife boyfriend used marbling ink lube one time and this shit is horrible. My mouth was in pain for days I could barely chew, fucking insanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:52:38 No.21486175 Report

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>>21486172
Cats associate heat loss with death, if you had turned on an oven he would crawl inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:53:23 No.21486176 Report

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>>21486173
Bitch I know what bone marrow smells like I bet that's when your fear set in.

I wouldn't wish a perforated stomach on my worst enemy.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:54:45 No.21486177 Report

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>>21486166
>My worst pain is definitely stomach bleeding. I forgot to take ibuprofen with a meal and ended up in hospital.
ibuprofen causes stomach bleeding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:54:55 No.21486178 Report

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>>21486164
Pussies are self lubricating mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:56:29 No.21486179 Report

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>>21486178
>implying either party in the OP has a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:56:37 No.21486180 Report

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>>21486166
I had a severe gout flareup once and then my calf started to spasm. It was like being stabbed in the foot every second. Pretty bad.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:56:57 No.21486181 Report

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>>21486178
That's a medical condition. Never ever seen a self lubricating pussy but I dont hang out with slags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:57:25 No.21486182 Report

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>>21486175
You're the dumbest cunt that ever lived.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:58:21 No.21486183 Report

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>>21486164

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:00:05 No.21486184 Report

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>>21486182
You think coming to 4chan will help you vibe with your dead cat? go drink whiskey or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:01:20 No.21486185 Report

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>>21486181
>>21486178

lubrication is genetic and very very variable. some men make 0 precum, some leak and ruin their underwear. women are the same.

dry women should consider fapping less. it's really that simple let the fluid supply rebuild

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:01:40 No.21486186 Report

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>>21486165
My worst pain is getting my wisdom teeth removed my asian dentist must have not given me enough anesthesia. He said a little pressure. It was a lot of pressure.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:09:36 No.21486187 Report

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Asshole dentist had to push my rotten tooth with a metal hook without any anesthetic, just to see how soft it was. The whole fucking hook sinked all the way into the roots he just said "oops" i think i passed out for a few seconds.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:13:02 No.21486188 Report

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>>21486176
Anyone who ate mcdonalds fries in the last 30 years knows what bone marrow smells and tastes like faggot.

The absolute worst pain one can feel is burning alive before your nerves get cooked. The 2nd is breaking your femur.

You have never experienced a broken femur or else you wouldn't think a perforated stomach is the most painful thing.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:13:18 No.21486189 Report

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>>21486187
How the hell is your tooth so soft?

Maybe you are not taking care of your body

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:15:58 No.21486190 Report

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>>21486188
Burning isn't so bad as you think, unless you mean a hot water burn. a scald. they are BAD. so bad that people in my country scald themselves to get hospital painkillers. it's the safest way.

as for broken femur, no. It's horrible but not as bad. you are lucky you don't know yet.

I would say irukanji syndrome is the worst pain according to people but I haven't felt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:16:03 No.21486191 Report

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>>21486177
It’s derived from aspirin which is also known to do that. Still better than acetaminophen which is, like, really hard on your liver

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:22:08 No.21486192 Report

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>>21486189
Vitamin c and d deficiencies make your teeth rot away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:23:21 No.21486193 Report

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>>21486164
Are you gay, female or what? I am confused.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Oct 2024 14:44:10 No.21486194 Report

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>>21486164
This is Gods way of saying you should stop being a faggot.

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