>>21501407What the hell kind of data are you collecting from these threads and whats so important about it that you continue to seek it after so long? What kind of bizarre database are you guys building? Is it some kind of way to divert attention? Or perhaps you determined you need these filler threads to make other data more legitimate? What kind of coked up AI are you guys running that told you to gather this information? Are you performing an ancient, and perhaps devious, water bottle black magic spell?
Please, oh please Mr.1PBTID tell us more. There must be a very important reason you need to know the stance of internet schizos on bottle caps that can be easily pulled off. Please enlighten us on the secret water bottle ritual. I beg of you, do not deny us the knowledge that could turn the tides of war waged upon our consciousness. Grant us the power of the bottle cap, show us how to use it. Allow us to wield the power of the plastic.
Give us a clue, what part is vital? Is it the cap? Do we leave it on? Do we pull it off to release the magic? Is it the bottle? Should we leave it sealed to contain the evil? Perhaps it's the contents? Does opening it and pulling off the cap break the sigil? Are demons inside? Is holy power within? Which is the way?
Yes I waited 900 seconds to post this.
