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Duck tape a hidden cam to a one eyed chicken's non functional one. Then advertise the videos as documentaries of a chickens life. But actually you take the chicken on adventures. And nobody can tell you're getting it to do things like pilot aircraft, because you're on the other side with the chicken judging you.
periodically herd it/her/he/bukk to reflective surfaces where bukk checks chickself out. Maintaining the illusion of non collusion.
Answer questions pretending to be bukk. For years. When people base their entire lives around it reveal your role. Their denial will cause mass deaths. Then say it was a joke you really are poultry not a person to finish off the rest of the population who can't tell what is and isn't mockery at their expense anymore.
