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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:22:42 No.21514676 View View Reply Original Report

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How can I join the tribe and become officially Jewish?

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:23:32 No.21514677 Report

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>>21514676
no. even if you convert and serf in the idf if you die fighting for them and isreal you'll be sent back here to be buried

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:24:11 No.21514678 Report

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>>21514676
A mohel has to cut your foreskin and then suck the blood from the wound.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:25:20 No.21514679 Report

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you still have an asterisk by your name

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:29:06 No.21514680 Report

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>>21514676
You can't, even Ruth (which is who hippie reform Jews cite) never actually became a member. Closest you can get is being some Jew's rape baby.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:30:44 No.21514681 Report

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>>21514676
You need to have at least 4 generations of Jewish inbreeding

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Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:33:14 No.21514682 Report

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>>21514680
If you really want to piss some people off make an AI video of famous jewish actresses serving white guys as jews go through a camp lol. AI is funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:37:05 No.21514683 Report

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>>21514676
You won't gain much by becoming a regular "bottom of the totem pole" Jew. You'll need to be part of specefic Jewish families who have ties to the financial world/holywood/Chabad, the type of families who sacrifice infants in secret in exchange for power and who regard Lucifer as their lord more so than the God of the Bible. Or as the book of Revelation calls them "them that say they are Jews and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan."
The top Jews view the bottom Jews no different than the Goyim.

Also, wanting to become a Jew right before the second holocaust is a bit retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2024 23:41:45 No.21514684 Report

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>>21514680
If you're a man, you can marry a Jewess and have real Jewish children. So even if you remain a Goy, you're covered by the fact that your children will be real Jews. And since you're fathering real Jews, it will be expected from you to set the right example by behaving and upholding the Torah just like a real Jew would. In short, you'll become an honorary Jew.
If you're a Shiksa (female Goya), however, you're straight out of luck, since anything you produce will be considered Goyim.

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Anonymous ID:M0K6kWNI Sat 02 Nov 2024 00:01:33 No.21514756 Report

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Anonymous ID:+MMEf4pg Sat 02 Nov 2024 01:12:44 No.21514932 Report

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>>21514678
Is it possible to replace a mohel with a mohelina?

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Anonymous ID:+MMEf4pg Sat 02 Nov 2024 01:14:32 No.21514938 Report

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>right before the second holocaust
Not going to happen. Nothinburger. Two more weeks. Trust the plan. Etcetera.

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